Planned on just gambling with 5k wound up, up 10k then like 3 hours later down -10k then insta nl25/50 and then Im all she wrote. That guy NU GATASBY is a freaking luckbox an he tilted me
So I burned roughly 37k and finally made it to a supernova but got no money to play, so Im taking a break for a few months until my brother get the money and I can be rerolled.
Like Im not mad which is weird? right?? I think this is shock or denial?
SHE TRIED TO VALUETOWN ME BUT I REFUSE TO BE VALUETOWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ESCAPED WITH ZERO DAMAGES. FDSHJFDSAJLKFDAKJLFD SHE WAS 31/ASIAN FEMALE TOO, SOOOOOOO UP MY ALLEY BUT EVEN IN MY DRUNKEN STUPOR I REFUSED TO BE VALUETOWNED BY SOME HOOKER WHO DIDN'T TELL ME SHE WAS A HOOKER UPFRONT. I BOUGHT HER A DRINK BUT ESCAPED FINANCIALLY UNHARMED. I THINK SHE'S ON LIFE TILT NOW. BUT GUESS WHO'S NOT???????? ME!!!!!!! ROFL EAT IT HOOOKER HAHAHAHAHA OWNED
Getting sick an tired of Lp members talking shit 2 other Lp Members, you know who you people are.
Played a heads up game today I got stacked and only after that does the player say "Im Lp 2 you should leave" I said "I dont care" then the player replies " Its your money).
You sir are a coward, only after you stack me do you state your lp but had I stacked you be quite. Then on top of it after I rebuy I stack you twice and you continue to berate my play which is ridiculous.
Cant we all just get along
How you like this boy!!!
Submitted by : TheBeachGirL
POKERSTARS GAME #13358854409: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/11/20 - 13:30:10 (ET)
Table 'Handahl II' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: AngeL_fH ($148.85 in chips)
Seat 2: TheBeachGirl ($104.25 in chips)
TheBeachGirl : posts small blind $0.50
AngeL_fH: posts big blind $1
Holecards Dealt to TheBeachGirl
TheBeachGirl : raises $2 to $3
AngeL_fH: calls $2
AngeL_fH: bets $51
TheBeachGirl : calls $40.65 and is all-in
Showdown AngeL_fH: shows (two pair, Queens and Tens)
TheBeachGirl : mucks hand
AngeL_fH collected $128.80 from pot
Summary Total pot $129.30 | Rake $0.50
Board
Seat 1: AngeL_fH (big blind) showed and won ($128.80) with two pair, Queens and Tens
Seat 2: TheBeachGirl (button) (small blind) mucked
Boooo!!! Yaaahhh!!!!
Submitted by : TheBeachGirL
POKERSTARS GAME #13359246748: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/11/20 - 13:52:06 (ET)
Table 'Handahl II' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: AngeL_fH ($205.90 in chips)
Seat 2: TheBeachGirl ($139.50 in chips)
TheBeachGirl : posts small blind $0.50
AngeL_fH: posts big blind $1
Holecards Dealt to TheBeachGirl
TheBeachGirl : raises $2 to $3
AngeL_fH: raises $8 to $11
TheBeachGirl : raises $23 to $34
AngeL_fH: folds
TheBeachGirl collected $22 from pot
TheBeachGirl : doesn't show hand
Summary Total pot $22 | Rake $0
Seat 1: AngeL_fH (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: TheBeachGirl (button) (small blind) collected ($22)
I'd like to recognize some heroes today who have accomplished some great things of late.
Blair, known as blur5f6 online just destroyed FTOPS event #1 for over 145k. I didnt know he was deep that night but luckily the FTP server crashed and they had to come back the next day and finish the tournament so I could watch him end lives the next night. here's a recent picture of blair with his tin foil grill:
It's a good thing for live tourney players that randal flowers is only 19 cause he has been owning live tourneys this year. He chopped the turning stone 5k event in august for 105k and he just got 2nd in the canterbury main event up in minnesooooooooota. I always thought that famous bunny was the Canterbury bunny but really it was the cadbury bunny. Oh well i dont really care its close enough so i made randal into a bunny anyway:
Adam "Roothlus" Levy has recently joined the Daut mig naz team of all stars and wasted no time making a WPT final table at niagara, which was probably the toughest FT in the history of the WPT with actionjeff, scott clements, jon little, barry greenstein and redsoxsox. Rooth is known for (up until recently) having a special ed avatar on stars and advocating personal hygiene to success in poker. gooooo roothlus
And finally, last but not least, mr michael "martine23" martin. Mike just got 2nd in the 5k euro amsterdam classic main event. He chopped the event for 450k euros which is a maaaaaaaassive score. Here's a picture of him before the final table looking unkempt:
After he knocks noah "exclusive" boeken out of the event ,he asks him for some fashion advice
Also, it appears that mike is a little smokey jr. Check out the resemblance between mike and this old picture of smokey i have:
I'd like to recognize some heroes today who have accomplished some great things of late.
Blair, known as blur5f6 online just destroyed FTOPS event #1 for over 145k. I didnt know he was deep that night but luckily the FTP server crashed and they had to come back the next day and finish the tournament so I could watch him end lives the next night. here's a recent picture of blair with his tin foil grill:
It's a good thing for live tourney players that randal flowers is only 19 cause he has been owning live tourneys this year. He chopped the turning stone 5k event in august for 105k and he just got 2nd in the canterbury main event up in minnesooooooooota. I always thought that famous bunny was the Canterbury bunny but really it was the cadbury bunny. Oh well i dont really care its close enough so i made randal into a bunny anyway:
Adam "Roothlus" Levy has recently joined the Daut mig naz team of all stars and wasted no time making a WPT final table at niagara, which was probably the toughest FT in the history of the WPT with actionjeff, scott clements, jon little, barry greenstein and redsoxsox. Rooth is known for (up until recently) having a special ed avatar on stars and advocating personal hygiene to success in poker. gooooo roothlus
And finally, last but not least, mr michael "martine23" martin. Mike just got 2nd in the 5k euro amsterdam classic main event. He chopped the event for 450k euros which is a maaaaaaaassive score. Here's a picture of him before the final table looking unkempt:
After he knocks noah "exclusive" boeken out of the event ,he asks him for some fashion advice
Also, it appears that mike is a little smokey jr. Check out the resemblance between mike and this old picture of smokey i have:
After long consideration, I've decided the only way I can possibly become a poker player and maintain a winner over the long run is to play on 50 BI's @ NL2 til I hit $500, and play on 50 BI at NL10 as well.
I'll then pace myself at 100 BI from NL25 on up.
If I fail this time with poker then im finished completely, my discipline problems have bested me too much in the past, and I can't allow it to continue.
I'll also be lookin for the fishy HU games whenever I can, but not vs anyone that has talent.
So last night at like 2am I notice neilly is posting hands, and for the comical value I start checking them and I notice he is playing HU.
I'm a bit underrolled to be playing nl50 hu (750 br) but I think I have a considerable edge against neilly so i decide to let myself lose $100 to neilly as my limit and other than that play to take his br.
Neilly is sitting at 4 nl50 HU tables and they are all full, so I join the waiting list on all 4 of them and watch him.
Neilly is literally 3betting every other hand oop and calling 4bets with any two suited cards vs people with $30 stacks and shit so I'm feeling pretty confident.
I get one table opened up against him and start abusing the fact that he multitabling and stuff. My next table opens and I decide that I can make maximum $/hr against him two tabling. I'm crushing neilly and we are 150 bb deep on both tables. Neilly had $250+ on each table to begin with so obviously it was my goal to reverse all of that. I hit a sick heater and soon after I suckout on him twice and im sitting with $300 on both tables. Neilly then goes into uber tilt mode and I'm just raping him everywhere with solid tight play and sick thin valuebets, 2nd pair was good enough vs his maniac style. I get neilly down about 750 and he has to start closing his other tables to continue playing and I consider stopping because I would feel genuinely bad taking his whole BR but with all of LP watching and stuff I continued to play. At one point I was up 890 dollars on neilly which is absolutely sick and I wish I woulda stopped at that point.
I really dont know why you guys all felt compelled to obs that match, or why it was epic. Maybe you guys think we are both jokes or something. That's pretty embarassing to me and my ego but whatever.
Anyways, neilly got his heater as well and sucked out on me for $600 or so and I left up $300 which was actually under my pokerEV graph by about $100 but it's ok because i still turned a pretty nice profit running at 25ptbb/100.
I hope he sits at the tables in the future as well.
nothin2gein: bets $26 and is all-in
TheBeachGirl : calls $26
Showdown nothin2gein: shows (a pair of Kings)
TheBeachGirl : shows (a pair of Kings - Ace kicker)
TheBeachGirl collected $98.50 from pot
Summary Total pot $99 | Rake $0.50
Board
Seat 1: TheBeachGirl (button) (small blind) showed and won ($98.50) with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: nothin2gein (big blind) showed and lost with a pair of Kings
Of course I'm only kidding, but I'm not gonna lie, the thought did cross my mind after this hand for about a split second. I had been chasing this guy's stack all day and he was beating me up pretty good early in the session. i had won the last few hands consecutively including one where he checkraised the river only to fold to my shove. i guess he's making a stand. what are you to do, but reload and keep chasing his ever increasing stack. what a game we play!!!!!
Submitted by : jkpickett
PokerStars Game #13340015385: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/11/19 - 14:46:05 (ET)
Table 'Eurykleia V' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: FaLLout86 ($100 in chips)
Seat 2: zenst4r ($20 in chips)
Seat 3: saskowill2k ($95.20 in chips)
Seat 4: Tixmaster ($98 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero ($133.15 in chips)
Seat 6: sonajero ($146.55 in chips)
Seat 7: DELBY.1985 ($131.85 in chips)
Seat 8: pinchitos ($123.90 in chips)
Seat 9: unnamed ($100 in chips)
pinchitos: posts small blind $0.50
unnamed: posts big blind $1
Holecards(Odds) Dealt to Hero
FaLLout86: folds
zenst4r: folds
saskowill2k: folds
Tixmaster: folds
Hero : raises $3 to $4
sonajero: folds
DELBY.1985: raises $11 to $15
pinchitos: folds
unnamed: folds
Hero : raises $34 to $49
DELBY.1985: calls $34
Showdown Hero : shows (a pair of Kings)
DELBY.1985: shows (a straight, Seven to Jack)
DELBY.1985 collected $262.20 from pot
Summary Total pot $265.20 | Rake $3
Board
Seat 1: FaLLout86 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: zenst4r folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: saskowill2k folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Tixmaster folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Hero showed and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 6: sonajero folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: DELBY.1985 (button) showed and won ($262.20) with a straight, Seven to Jack
Seat 8: pinchitos (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: unnamed (big blind) folded before Flop
So I'm running some errands today and I look over and see a pretty incredible sight. I only had my camera phone available so the clarity is lacking, but it's two incredibly obese old women on motorized carts ordering fast food! It just got me thinking how fucked up Americans diets are. Do any of you UK guys run into similar scenarios abroad???
since i just got paid on saturday i decided to do a random buy in for $20 on rednines and luckboxed my way up to about $240. just doing 1 table for 1 buy in wasn't too bad. had a couple of good folds (two pair vs set, overpairs, etc) and overall just ran pretty good i guess.
i'm thinking now i'm gonna stop being risky now that i have 12 buy ins for 10/20, so wish me luck
and i want to get a PS3, but do i have to get motorstorm? or should i just get the 40 gig model ?
So in case any NL100 regs on stars are wondering where the hell all their luck went, you can rest easy - it all went to me!
Weird I run looser on stars NL100 than I do at Prima NL200.. Maybe because everybody raises you on there and everyone just calls calls calls on stars
Pretty close to goldstar again on stars, so I can finally use my 40k fpps for something, most likely a Wii =]
And I REALLY love stars software, I wish I could keep playing on here but it just doesn't make sense if I ever plan on paying taxes (which I kinda want to do once I start earning real amounts of money, so I prefer playing on a EU site) =[
Hand that I'm not sure about from the 1/2 session: http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/317582
The guy was 30/16/1.5~ and I'd been at the table for about 2 orbits (I'd played 2 hands, rest krablar). I had seen him raise UTG, check call a K75 flop vs UTG+1, check a K (or 7 turn) and bet out on a 7 river (or a King river, I forgot the order), losing to QQ.
I think he bluffs turn A LOT, just from instinct, but this is like a really bad card for him to do it on isn't it? Probably wouldn't be horrible to just check/fold turn. I dunno.
So my start back at cash game tables has gone ok so far. Im not going to get into my whole poker life or anything but playing 10nl sucks because i used to play higher stakes but i dont tilt so fuckin bad when i get a bad beat, plus my bankroll management is great. I started up 10nl on November 7th and so far my results look like....
I guess that isnt too badd but i still have a lot of leaks in my cash game play that will improve overtime.
Besides that can someone please tell me what kinda monitors to get...Im willing to spend around 450 bucks. Someone told me not to get a 24inch widescreen for poker and to get two 20 inch monitors. Idk what the fuck to do because i dont get why a widescreen wouldnt be suitable for poker. Someone PLEASE help. Il pay u =P
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(two pair, Queens and Tens)
(a pair of Kings)
There were a few hands where I raised like suited connectors/connectors and flopped trips like hand after hand, and of course everytime I was over-tripped I boated the river - ez game.
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