WBCOOP
SKoT, Oct 03 2007
Beat: Got Tased
SKoT, Sep 28 2007
aight ima do this byrnesam coz hes full on baller and deserves his recognition
so night starts off like a bangin' thirsty thursday with me sippin' on some patron, not really just shitty vodka but w/e i drink makes the bitches go wild so i call it whatever the fuck i want. anyway bunch of dudes not cool so we bounce over to this dudes apartment
while there couple bitches show up and i spit the usual intro game to just set the pussy up coz they all want it u just gotta know how to take it from em. meantime im destroying beer pong and everyone's like asking for tips and shit and i shrug it off like a gangsta should and tell them to read my fuckin book and stop groveling like bitches.
got some fly hunnie's numbers there but its like obv and they just wish they could get a callback but no dice cept this one bitch who was like mega smokin def going to try to get into that
anyway we decide to mega crew shift to another party but as soon as we show up its like full on shitty music and stupid fucks so we ofc make the party non shitty for like half an hour but decide to gtfo coz fuck faggots who cant fucking drink and have shitty couches.
by this time im getting pretty smashed but the fuck that was holding my booze in his backpack ditched like wtf so i had to call his ass down and i tracked him down in some other house
got my patron and two mega pulls to get the night right and start my game up with some new bitches(freshman obv) that just cant wait to get this seasoned dick
there for like an hour and a half but decide to bounce the fuck out and head over to a frat coz its like really cool we hear
get there and its like 20 people max which is cool but like we go into basement and they have this awesome hookah and they are just going to town on it in this small ass room
oh and like 3 bitches in that room with 3 guys and they are all watching porn so its like pretty awkward to talk to them but w/e they pay the fuck attention when i talk
frat's coolish, we head back to apartment #1 and just chill for a while when dude busts out the taser. shit says 1,000,000 volts on it so you know its fking badass
it was like fucking huge like 3x the size of a normal taser but didnt faze a nigga like me i was just scared i was gunna break it coz im hard as fuck
get the good idea to tase eachother coz why the fuck not and so like i tell the dude to give it to me on the arm for like 2 seconds and he does and im like wtf not so long faggot and i get pissed coz it hurt and burned pretty bad
anyway he calms the fuck down and im all like "ok give it to me on the thigh but this time dont be a bitch about it and put your back into it sharon"
then he gets like mad i called him sharon but hes seriously a bitch so i dont care fuck him but he tases the fuck out of my leg for like 5 seconds and all my muscles fuck up and i clench up mega tight but still maintain my composure and when he stops im all like fucking do it already coz i made it seem like it did nuthin
pass out on couch obv and wake up semi hungover(forgot to drink water, beat #2) and have two burn marks on my arm and 4 huge ass burn/bruises on my thigh
Broke 1K
SKoT, Sep 04 2007
ship.
50nl here i come
Close to Frist Milestone
SKoT, Sep 03 2007
obv getting a 1k br
It seems like every time I session I pull in 2 BI or so over ~500 hands but I still can't get myself to play enough. ugh
September Graph:
I played 8k hands in August because im awful but im srsly going to try to put in alot of hands now that I have fuck all to do in school and I'm going to start 50nl
Not playing much i know
SKoT, Aug 16 2007
Been playing too much natural selection(CS mod).
Still going to try to make gold star this month but ill need to do 50nl full time to spike it. Up 4 buyins today at 25nl over about 1k hands. Running decently well, people are still awful, etc.
BR just hit an all time high and im thinking i should start 50nl full time because the game seems exactly the same the couple times ive dicked around with it.
anyway, sven's doomswitch just went on so keep him in your prayers.
gl LP
Disregard last entry
SKoT, Jul 28 2007
Decided to do an afternoon session and lost 3 buyins in 100 hands, AA vs set twice haha. one of them spiked quads on the river just to make fun of me. Lag faggots can conceal their monsters so well, argh.
oh well, ill probably tilt off a few more later if anyone wants some
Still doing fine
SKoT, Jul 28 2007
Had a semi downswing but all done with that bullshit now.
Work is almost over and I can't wait for it to be over so I can go back to school. Made about 6k there over the summer, ship ship. Still not sure what i want to do when i grow up but I have some time to figure it out.
The reason I'm not at 50nl yet is because I started w/ 50$ so im sitting right around 640 and will probably start to take shots around 750. This is my whole July graph so as you can see I havent had much time to play, but hopefully with work ending I can put in some decent hands/day
Still running well
SKoT, Jul 14 2007
I cant play much because im still working my ass off, but ive played as much as I could since the last blog. Had some more deep cashes in some donkaments.
Graph since last blog:
Overall Graph:
Im going to try and quit my job kind of soon before college and travel a bit to Cali for blizzcon(guy I know that works for them got me passes) and down south. Im running like 17/15ish which is very tight for me because I used to play like 24/21 on FTP but obviously this is much more profitable.
Off to work
Stars is soft
SKoT, Jul 10 2007
Stars is alot easier than FTP, im running pretty well, and everyone is so awful. I played like a hundred hands or so a day then went on vacation for 5 days so im considering my whole database as July but I actually started playing in June.
Graph:
I swung a bit at first and had some decently bad beats/marginal shoves but I think ive adjusted to Stars from FTP. I think I've plugged a few leaks but realize I still have some work to do on my game. Ive made a couple final tables and deep cashes in some donkaments so that has been helping my BR(I started w/ $50 that i transferred from FTP, thanks chibuzo). As long as I run ok and am able to play ~1k hands a day like I am now I'll keep updating my blog w/ shit.
RL: Im working manual labor at a box plant about 56-60 hours a week so I'm actually getting a good amount of muscle and I'm getting paid really well for a summer job so thats all good but I could never see myself working a deadend retard job like this my whole life like some of the people that work there. It must suck so much. I plan to start the fall semester at either the college I went to last year(Minnesota State University) or go to a two year somewhere and get credits.
Good luck LP in the ME
Good Session
SKoT, Feb 22 2007
About 1.1k hands and up a couple bi. First serious session I've put in since I started back up mostly because of school and also some pretty sick stuff at 6max.
Also sat down at 25nl for fun with a friend and decided to get stacked. Awesome
Will probably start to play alot more that im well over 200 so we'll see how it goes getting towards 25nl
Playing low stakes is so weird but its kind of hard to have a losing session at these limits.
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