My awesome plan
PokerDoc88, Jan 19 2008
Ok so I decided that since my holidays are going to end fairly soon, and since I am a massive Star Wars fan, the following MUST be done:
Watch every movie (ep 1 to ep 6) in the same day with-out a break except for toilet/getting food.
To prepare, I need a copy of each movie on dvd, meaning today I'm going to have to go and buy ep 1 and ep 2 on dvd (have them on VHS only, but our player died ages ago). I will also need to buy food. LOTS of food.
Feel free to drop any suggestions on food, but so far I know I'm going to buy like 2 packets of chips, marshmallows, block of chocolate, bottle of coke, maybe a bottle of lemonade, and a burrito kit for 'major' meals throughout the day.
Has any one else done this? It wouldn't surprise me. And it kinda reminds me of that 100k prop bet for living in a bathroom for 1 month. Except this is just one day. And I still talk to whoever I want.
lol 21st speeches!
PokerDoc88, Jan 18 2008
haha ok so it was my gf 21st last night, and my friends got me super drunk so i'd give an embarassing speech. these are friends that all of LP community would be familiar with: Kantoiki (Alan), Karma (Luke) and Pushing4Anal (Justeen). idk if my speech was embarassing or not, but i know i ended up kinda giving 2 speeches because the aforementioned faggots wanted a special mention...so i was all like "holla to the LP BALLAS" or something gay and embarassing like that, and I guess I meant those guys, but since I said LP, that kinda includes anyone reading this.
so yeah I just kinda woke up at kantoikis house an hour ago, felt like shit and decided I was sober enough to drive home. that thought of soberness was killed as soon as I sat down behind the wheel, I kinda had trouble putting the car was in reverse, but whatever I just focused and pulled through that shit, drove with focus and stuff and here i am in one piece. thank god for no cops, that'd be a fucking massive beat.
some random funny things about last night, I can't remember much but I remember getting my gf's brother smashed (or maybe I didn't :s), but either way he was her ticket home, so that's pretty lol. afterwards at like 3am I was hungry so I shipped some meat pies from 7/11, they were tasty except one had like this gay cheese flavor that didn't agree with my taste buds, but whatever i was drunk i'll accept anything. I got some really weird glowy green shit all over my hand, idk what it could be but it probably involves something really embarassing so whatever, i'll find out about it later.
and now for some poker bankroll update, after that AWESOME session where i pissed away like 12 buyins, and albonycee replied to it calling me a bankroll nit, I thought 'well fuck yea you're right, fuck that shit I still got 3k so i'll just move to 100nl ez'. I went to pushing4anals house to sweat me during my move up, and results of session are as follows:
starting br: $3182
hands played: 2013
finishing br: $3914
SHIP THAT SHIT SON! i run like god obviously, but it's not really me, it's just Justeens computer. everytime i play on it i just flop sets and hands hold and I hit flushes and stuff, it's pretty FKN AWESOME. and whenever I watch him play on it, he runs god-like as well. infact his entire poker career has just been one massive heater, and i'd bet my life it's got more to do with that luck-sack iMac instead of his skills.
Don't play poker tired!
PokerDoc88, Jan 15 2008
Okay so I thought it'd be a genius idea to log on and play a session at 5:00am because I couldn't sleep.
Starting bankroll: $3742
Limit of choice: 50nl, sh
Number of hands played: 5341
Finishing bankroll: $3183
On a happier note, I made about $75 in rakeback! WINNAR!!!
Took a shot at 100nl
PokerDoc88, Jan 04 2008
After 1k hands at 100nl, I am down $500. Due to a combination of bad play and bad luck, and not getting any action on my hands. Boo hoo /wrists. Have a nice day lp!
day of beetz!
PokerDoc88, Dec 29 2007
ok so lets make this short and simple:
For the past few days, I have been running like shit on FTP. Peaked br at 1970 about 8k hands ago, it dropped to 1300 earlier today and now after 4k hand session I have it at 1525.
So in other b33tz news, I like, drive home from kantoikis house after staying there all night long and playing the session, decide to get some maccas, and the bitch forgot the barbeque sauce. Fkn who the fuck can eat nuggets without sauce? I decide, "no biggie, I'll use our own sauce" but turns out we're out of barbeque sauce in the pantry. So like, FUCK THAT, I'm definitely going to have my meal with SOME kind of condiment. So tomato sauce it is...I pour it onto a plate, take it to my room, put it on my desk, and then I fkn somehow manage to drop the plate of sauce all over the carpet. Mum wakes up, bitches at the mess, bitches at me for staying out all night, and I'm left with a big mother fucking stain on my carpet. I should try sueing maccas for the stain...it is their fault I had to get a plate of sauce in the first place! fucking useless shites!
FTP suck my dick
PokerDoc88, Aug 17 2007
Well, I need $4500 to pay for upper jaw surgery, my parents can't afford that shit, so it's been a motivational factor for me to finally take poker seriously. I made a promise to myself to play 3k hands every day for at least 1 month, starting with $650 at 25nl. That equates to about 3.5 hours of play every day. After roughly 11k hands and a really really fucking shit run, I am down 6 buyins. Go figure FTP, every time I've played seriously on that software I've just run badly.
FFVI in the mail!
PokerDoc88, Apr 04 2007
So, FFVI:Advance (Final Fantasy for those clueless nubs amongst you) just arrived in the mail! Man, this game kicks so much fuckin ass! Living in Australia sucks, because it was never released for the SNES all those years ago =(. But now that Square chucked it onto the GBA, I can import it (not out in Australia yet) and enjoy the awesomeness that is possibly the best FF game ever made!
Random update for ya'll to ignore!
PokerDoc88, Mar 25 2007
Okay so its been a coupla weeks since I updated my blog. So I'll be as brief as possible in filling it with as much crap as I can.
Poker related crap: My br is $1.2, peaked at $1.4, but -4bi ain't nothing to cry about. Played about 10k hands at 50nl 6-max, not as good progress as hoped but a combo of some bad calls and suckouts has really hampered me.
I got my cheque from PS and so with a few thousand under my belt I thought I'd try to start a live BR at the casino. I took $150 with me and spewed it all at some lucky sons of bitches. Nothing to discuss, once again a combo of suckouts and bad play sent my money flying.
Kantoiki, my poor friend Kantoiki, is busy dealing with life beats. I haven't seen any one go on a bad run such as he. He is down like 15bi and only 3 of these at most could be due to 'bad play'. And this isn't bad play as in, calling your stack off with AA on a turned flush board. This is bad play as in, busting with KK vs AA all-in preflop when its pretty obvious villain has AA (and many people in these spots would never ever ever advocate folding KK here). The sickening suckouts combined with the netteller 3k anal rapage has really upset him. He's dealing with it far better than I ever could...every one go over and read his blog, his posts are hilarious and spirited even though he's being fucked by the poker gods.
I played some FFXII today, haven't really touched it coz it just doesn't...appeal to me. I love FF games but FFXII just doesn't cut it, it's really lost a lot of the magic of past games. I'm busy waiting for God of war II to release here on Thursday. And Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin and FFVI should be arriving in the mail for my DS some time this week.
Uni sucks as always, although now we're learning about the heart, which would make Mike Matusow proud! "You gotta have heart!!!" Unfortunately Mikey, you also gotta have brains...
In all honesty, the heart is the most interesting thing I've learnt about so far in my course. I have a stupid 2.5k word assignment due next Monday, all about epidemiological bullshit. And I have a mini-test tommorow morning, which I haven't been able to study for because the faculty website decided to shit its pants and stop working.
Oh well, now that I've wasted about 5 minutes of your life by relating some mundane bullshit going on in mine, you might be bored enough to open up some poker tables and start GAMBOOLING!!! So get to it LPers! Stop reading this trashy post and go and bank it up (or you can piss away your br and deny it was ever your fault, blaming it instead on BAD BEETS!)!
Stake jump'd!?!
PokerDoc88, Mar 11 2007
So yea, I finally ground up a bunch of little pennies to return to the hell-hole that is 50nl!!!
It took 15k hands at 25nl fr to go from $500 to $1000 and included in that 15k hand sample is a sick 10bi downswing LOL!
Amongst tonights 2.5k hands are KK vs AA ai pf and I lost, set-over set and I lost, and top set getting sucked out on by higher pp., AND some guy rivered trip 3s after calling ps bets with 35 vs my QQ XD. -4 bi right there! But even after all that bullshit, I prevailed over the 25nl donkeys and am now ready to piss away my roll at 50nl. Wish me luck when I begin my br suicide tommorow! For now I just need some sleep  .
Stake jump plz!
PokerDoc88, Mar 08 2007
Okay so I went on a 10 buyin downswing over about 2.5k hands and then I won it all back over 1.5k hands (lol) but now I am down 2buyins. I am 5 buyins away from being rolled to play 50nl, and I decided I WILL NOT QUIT UNTIL I HAVE THE MONEIES!
I have to be at the dentist in 8 hours (and I need sleep in between now and then) but I WILL NOT QUIT.
WISH ME LUCK LP! This will either end happily ever after, or I will go on monkey tilt and raise any 2 and go on another 10bi swing...coz I am starting to get really tired. Some bitch stacked my KK vs his QQ just then, but he had to put in like $3.25pf and he only had $24 behind him so he can blow me XD.
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