Jeffrey

Skip this paragraph if you care to skip to the point of this blog and don't care about the random musings of a microstakes player:

After spending a good deal of time at NL25, I'm pretty much machine grinding up a roll while replaying curious hands in my head during the session. I guess the downside to this approach is that I'm forced to act pretty quickly in some uncomfortable spots and usually fuck them up. On the other hand, 4tabling is too horrendously boring, and one appeal of massive 12 tabling is that I get to see more questionable spots more rapidly - which in its own way is really improving my game. So I guess I'm paying a price for 12 table entertainment and education in my PTBB/100, but whatever. The cacophony of "your turn" beeps that gradually crescendos into "hurry up, asshole" beeps and finally into other players spamming "zzzzz zzzzz" like rabid bumblebees - it's all music to my ears.



Anyway the whole point of this blog is to find out how you LP.nettians like to insult your opponents in the notes section while idling between hands. Currently I don't have many, but some of my favorites are:

-(DIE) liquid poker clown (for fellow LP.nettians). I forget the reference for this one.
- retard trappily. -Some comment by Rekrul
- DONATION STATION. -Myth in microstakes; gotta write this one in caps since that's how I like to imagine myth saying it.

I also like to turn players names into "RETARD" by replacing letters. I'm willing to replace up to 6, but I feel more clever if I can do it with less

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I've been playing a bit of NL25 on Stars, attempting to relearn poker. I was idly looking through my stats, trying to plug leaks and revise my play in certain spots when I noticed that my rake was $924.16 for 38547 (according to HEM). I quickly crunched the numbers and according to this figure I've been raked for like 4.5PTBB/100 by Stars. Is there someway that I might be misinterpretting this statistic. If I'm not mistaken, how do microstakes players and former microstakes players suggest improving vs Rake play?

I suppose I'm relatively close to just moving up to NL50, so perhaps as I get away from the microstakes, the rake ratio improves? Is it worth moving to a site like FTP that offers substantial rakeback? Pretty much how to I fight the tyranny and oppression?

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Some of your probably know me as Failsafe from starcraft. I'm semi-new to lp.net and to poker. I’ve stalked around the forums a bit out of curiosity but I haven’t felt that I was a strong enough poker player to really contribute useful advice. Now that I’m damned to be back in the USA for at least 9 months without any real prospect of leaving, I’ve got nothing to entertain me. So, I’ve decided to adopt poker as serious hobby.

All that said, this seems like a great poker community, and of course it’s very interesting to watch ex-starcraft players continue with their lives. I’m throwing up the blog here to attract some attention and hopefully to entertain a bit. I know that without pictures this will go totally unnoticed, so here's a picture of me imitating the asian smile, as well as some pictures of China where I've been studying a bit of Mandarin.

Me, imitating the asian smile and drinking a remarkably sexy (albeit it girly) beverage.





Kunming, China, the city where I studied, and capital of Yunnan Province. As some of you know there was a bus bombing here a month ago. The actual bombing took place on my route to school, and even at the exact time that I would have been travelling. By a huge stroke of running good I happened to have rescheduled my class for an hour later so all I saw was the fallout. 2 were killed and 19 others were injured, however





Really great Chinese advertising with special english translation.





So I'm back from China, and America is horrible. Auburn, America is boring; the people are boring; the nightlife is boring; my school is boring; food is boring. Where's my fucking MSG? If China taught me anything, it was that real food numbs your mouth at the first bite.



Anyway, so far so good as poker goes. I started playing about a week ago, and aside from a massive tilt episode where I spewed off all my winnings, I feel that I've become a significantly better microstakes grinder. Back in China, I was contemplating poker as an analogy for life while I was high on ecstamethasy and reading high stakes forum threads when I had some (surprisingly) empirically fruitful insights.


My poker level is somewhere around better than NL25 but without sufficient nit-resistance or nit-bashing to really beat NL50 with a satisfying winrate.

Also, hello to crownroyal, vegable, k2o4 and other starcraft friends who might be reading this <3

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Haven't posted a blog before on this site. Granted it's pretty self-explanatory, but most things are - and it's never stopped me from fucking up in the past.

It's been a year or so since I last played BW. I'd intended to quit beforehand because I developed a ridiculously severe case of CTS (the nerve condition, not good poker play), and I didn't want to travel to the poorly organized WCG regionals. I was offered a last-minute opportunity to qualify online, but without any time to practice and with the CTS leveling my apm at like 180, down from 300, not to mention idra, artosis, skew, nyoken in my bracket, I just went out and got hammered the night before. I woke up late for the qualifier, got hammered by nyoken, hammered artosis, and was ultimately hammered a final time in the crucial match with idra. Anyway, I'm sMi.failsafe from starcraft.

I'm leaving for China tomorrow at 3 a.m. CST to study economics, the culture, and Mandarin Chinese. My flight leaves from ATL to LA or some Cali city, then from there to Ghuangzhou. From Ghuangzhou to Kunming. Hoping my million to one against crashing holds one time. I've been adjusting my sleep schedule hardcore, partially because, with the end of the semester, I finally can, and partially to mitigate jetlag. Quite tired as of now as a consequence of a lot of pool and drinking last night at my parents' house with my friends from high school, and from being awake a long time at a stretch.

So I'm testing this blog, and I've got a camera for the trip. I'll test it now as well so that I have a before and after China picture comparison. I plan to relentlessly grow my hair and beard while in China as I have no desire to pack a razor or shaver.





These pictures confirm my suspicions that my parents' cocaine addictions played hell with my genetics. Granted, I'm adopted, so it's all speculation, but the massive assymetry is pretty damning.

Once I return from China, I've got a surgery scheduled to repair my wrist. If all goes well I'll be able to play poker and starcraft again in about four months. Staritng to feel nauseated from lack of sleep and food, and I've gotta move fairly heavy stuff today, so good morning, and good night.

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