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crazy tuesday night. i dont remember much but i woke up with some funny txts.

joe: " no fucking on the back of my truck you dick "

trevor: " dude what the fuck are you doing over there? "

my thumb hurts. im still drunk, and i hardly remember a fucking thing from last night.

whats this all mean?

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

oh and i didnt get laid. that btich vanished. probably ran away lol.

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me and 2 of my friends drove for 5 hours from southern california to northern california to one of their families parties where they had a sublime tribute band and a keg.

fucking worst drive ever considering we had no alchy in the car. that wouldve of made it good.

but a picture to sum up the night. im the guy on the right



hammer-fucking-smashed. that was only at 2am. i drank till like 6.

thats not a beer in my hand btw. its apple juice and vodka. gross as fuck.

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basically my first poker entry.

no pt because i dont use it because i see through souls and dont need no bitch ass program. and its hard to use on UB.

anyways i now believe in karma(not really). i loaned bum ass rush 500 bucks the other day. and im running like jesus.

im up like 4k in like 2k hands at nl400 and like 1k in nl200 tonight on 30 minute session right after i woke up donking it up playing super lag.


scratch that running like jesus, he ran pretty bad didnt he? carpenter job... got crucified... virgin.. fuck that shit.

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last couple days have been some weird drunk times. we had a couple of mean ass water balloon fights. i fucking tagged some chick right in the tits and she basically collapsed. i was throwing rockets baby.

i know i look gay but we traded shirts with the girls. i took one for the team so we could see a quick flash of bra action. not worth it but when you are drunk it sounds like a solid idea.



earlier in the night i was showing all the minimum wage chumps how a 2/4 boss rolls.



i ended up zooming on that fucker. good times. ate shit though.

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so i rise and shine around 11:30 am. make my way to the bathroom to handle the hygiene when i here a knock at the door. im in basketball shorts at this time. i go into my room and grab a shirt. i go to open the door, but i got one problem. a raging morning stiffy. i hang the shirt over it and lift my leg up and place it against the wall and immediatly grab the thing to sign for it and pretend i lifted my leg to use as support to write on. he looks at me for about 2 seconds then turns around, probably trying not to laugh. i give it back to him and he heads out and im just sitting there thinking.

next time should i just say fuck it and not hide the beauty of the stiff one eyed gofer?

anyway, intresting start to the morning. i think imma start taking some shots. cheers.

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story goes like this.

my sisters boyfriend/fiance got a new mustang that my sister signed for. Tis bum lost his job and has lost like 3 more since obtaining it. I've loaned them money to keep it but they are now a payment behind and today is the second payment. She & i think he wont have the money for it. so the deal is i take the mustang over if he cant pay. im thinking of mugging him so he doesnt have the money!

BEST PART OF HAVING A MUSTANG?

fucking all the gold diggers who will assume i got tons of cash, then to be left alone from them after sex when they realize im not spending a fucking Dime on them. unless its on condoms or anal lube!


mustang deal:

its a 2001 mustang with about 50k miles on it. payments with insurance will be about 500 a month. EZ for a nl200/400 baller. ship ship. i have no credit and cant get financed because no proof of employment, so this is my only option unless i just pay 5k for a shit car. im hoping once i get it my dad will co-sign and get it refinanced because otherwise ill be paying 21% intrest on my sisters loan cuz the bitch has terrible credit.

pray with me LP members that this bum doesnt sell enough crack to pay for it!

even if he makes this payment he wont be able to consistantly pay for it ;



UPDATE: GOT THAT BITCH. SHIP IT BABY

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pretty cool night.

went to my friends house which is a decently baller place. neighbors and him were having a sound competition and he was getting owned because they had those mortar types that you see at low budget shows.

i stepped it up and layed the smack down with my home made bombs.

how to: cut threw the middle of a picalo pete and take the white powder ( gun powder ) then tear a peice of plastic baggy to use as a lil holding pouch.

then get a two liter and put the baggie in the opening and fold it over. obv with the powder inside. drill a hole in cap. put cap on and insert wick in hole. light and BOOM.

i used 6 picalo petes. set off a few car alarms. we won.

prize was massage from neighbors sister. ship that shit.

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since my friend has his own house and im a degen and so are most of my friends, we decided to have a rock star week. mainly because my friend wrote it on the calender while drunk so we just went with it.

stats of the for mentioned party.

avg 3-4 1.75 liters a night between id say 15-20 people.

drinks of choice usually flavored vodka for the hoes and captain morgan for the men. mandatory pics!






im the guy in the blue. yea i look weird fuck you i was beyond hammersmashed. good times.


im not in all the pics mainly because i think sitting around taking pictures when you are drunk is pretty lame. i was mostly off being a hyper drunk because monster + captain morgans is a helluva drug

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was last night i went to the Taste of Chaos concert. featured:

Aiden,SaoSin,Senses Failed, 30 Seconds to Mars, And The Used.

It was held down in longbeach. Im not a Huge fan of 30 Seconds to Mars music, but oh holy shit these guys put on such a great performance. He puts so much into his shows it makes you want to leave everything you got with him too. Needless to say I did just that and went fucking nuts for about an hour.

Brag: they were giving away free rockstars and i had about 7.

Beat: didnt get to get drunk as fuck because my friend brought his little bro. ( what a fagmo!!! )

variance: didnt get laid because homo little brother.
( BLAH!)

just woke up at 3pm holla.

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so as my first blog entry ill give you some poker history.

i started playing poker about a year ago in my senior year of HS. always played serious but never put much time into it and im still notorious for hardly playing. id mostly been around nl50 and staying there because of alot of cashouts because i didnt have a job. after newyears i went on a decent run and really started to put time into play. ive been at nl200 for about a month with about a 15k br.



now to why UB sucks. ive been murdering the 1/2 because its a pretty soft game. feeling sufficiently rolled ive been trying to move up to 2/4 but the games there can get disgustingly tough. alot of the times ub doesnt have any 3/6-5/10-10/25 games so the players who are regs at those come to the 2/4 games and even sometimes 1/2 games. ive also heard if you can beat the 3/6 on ub you can probably beat the 5/10 on stars. shame i cant beat the 3/6 on ub ;p

thats it for now. keep ballin nukkas.

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