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Rational Suicide
  failsafe, Sep 11 2016

There is a bunch of stuff I want to do after I die. I don't want to sit around for eternity telling stories about my impending death. Wouldn't it be great

EU(afterlife) > EU(life) the afterlife provides happiness I could just randomly die

All my problems could be solved the humour of my impending death "wouldn't it be great if failsafe died before/after X"



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Complexity Math
  failsafe, Sep 06 2016

As you know there are -? to ? R numbers. Therefore there are 2? R numbers and density of R is interval-identical. Then there is ? R numbers between [0,1].

R is the real numbers of course.

So then we are dealing with a simple construction that everyone understands:

±(... _ _ . _ _ ...)

And we just fill in the blanks with numbers: 0, 1, 2, ..., 9

But which numbers come up with most? There are obviously one of each number so it is just a question of selection.

Notice however that . denotes a property of revolving around 0, and could be just as well:

±(..._ _ 0 _ _...)

Isn't that frightening lOL.







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House of the Scorpion
  failsafe, Sep 04 2016

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=l...44b379cdd0e7c3o0&mode=overlay&first=1

There is a bigger map in the second novel.

What I was wondering after reading this series, where you can see that the United States government and the government of Mexico (Aztlan) have sanctioned a small strip of land for nations ranging from: Ecstasy, Hash, Opium, and Cocaine to Ketamine is why online poker is not more popular because it is illegal. Is it this hard to run online illegal that we cannot run online illegal like offline illegal.

There is still a big market for drugs offline not online but we can't run the drug market online and it seems we can't run the poker market online. Why if poker is illegal is it not more popular



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Legendary
  failsafe, Aug 23 2016

Anyone else interested in Legendary products?

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01..._aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

I'm considering purchasing these for my swimsuit collection. I primarily only wear swim suits and typically can't afford anything shorter. The strings on this suit are pretty unusual for Legendary so I'm not sure if I'll go through with these.

If I could thin out I'd go with these:

https://www.amazon.com/Boss-Piranha-F...141123011&keywords=hugo+boss+swimsuit

Anyone else have trouble slimming down or is everyone on the karate buzz



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good bye chenafren
  failsafe, Aug 19 2016

despite the good times together i knew it was over when you double unfriended me on facebook. the new sulu who will be replacing you is a dead mandarin worth more than 10.. he is a superior sulu reminiscent of georg takei. i expect superior results from a superior sulu. so, good bye, old buddy. you will be missed and commemorated.

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/AceuIcF...P3ZZQtJSTrAt2CsFZH8voN5hJ93XNZk7HiXA/

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/385409680591410220/

no one has ever given me better than 15:1 odds on preflop hold 'em shoves and i think you were good for it. you're lucky.

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/94012710948759072/

i think it's highly unlikely that you would get pocket rockets each time you shoved against me, and i was pretty disappointed being knocked out of the tournament by aces.

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/542261611366931804/

it was cool that heist that we had put together to pull off. i wish we'd gone through with it now.

if only online poker wasn't illegal damn black Friday.

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/490962796861330672/

i think a lot of people still look up to you based on your results and i don't think that's being a misguided player. you're a great guy, and you still look sharp.

truth be told i don't think anyone else could do risk management for Dalai Lama XIV but looks like he'll be retiring pretty soon and it sounds like it's for good. sorry you never got your opium






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fk
  failsafe, Jul 02 2016

so i had this dream where like usual i was losing pretty bad at NLHE. this is pretty normal for anyone like me who plays at around 500BB/100 below expectation luck-wise. (one of the major reasons i went back to starcraft).

anyway in the dream they shut down the table and all the other players were watching while this heads up elimination only competition between myself and one other guy. it was pretty weird at first to be sitting 9 handed while getting isolated against this to-be-knocked out fish.

so the fish is sitting at like 22BBs and I cover him by probably 20x, 30x times probably with around 600BBs though I hadn't been thinking too much of it in the dream.

Then at this point we play like two hands, and I'm forced to auto-fold KK prior to pre-flop. apparently because i led the fish 30x i wasn't allowed to play any hand that ordinarily was better than 70% against his range.

so then the third hand that the fish and i are isolated playing HU the fucking guy says alright I'm done and throws in this special chip as the flop hits. the special chip is a 1k:1 raise so in other words he covered me for that hand and that hand only. i guess it was like a suicidal raise that he could only perform once when he went all-in.

anyway it was fucking bullshit and i was nearly across the table to slam the fish's face into the rails when suddenly i woke up.

I've been anxiety-ridden and nervous for the past 6 hours and probably taking more stuff to calm down. i keep seeing this fucking image of the damned fish:

via Imgflip Meme Generator
fkin SSGSS kaioken



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yah nice matrix bro
  failsafe, Mar 08 2016



yea sick matrix charles.





wait sorry i forgot to mention it could possibly go slightly faster than what you're currently experiencing at this particular moment in the history of the planet earth.

"Developed by a joint research team from French telecoms company Alcatel-Lucent and BT, the magic of this incredible connection isn't in fancy hardware. Instead, it's in a new protocol named Flexigrid that lets you lay multiple signals over the top of each other in a a single cable, which lets data race from point A to point B in parallel. When layered all together, seven 200 Gbps channels form one, mega "Alien Super Channel" that offers the 1.4 Tbps speeds across a 255 miles stretch of fiber that already exists between the BT Tower in London and a BT research campus in Suffolk."

hmm. weird. russia did not make the list.



o rite. russia did not make tha lizt.



ooo i glance bak at da lizt. india not make lizt eitha, ruh roh raggy? (jk)



well whether that ryte or rung my guezz iz da deeze D3 shroomz is rly kinda white not blak

or haz i made a miztakes about diz whole tree dee ting?



well shit dude this is just complicated as fuk tbh.

ima go sit around a while and see if i can figa out what da budda waz thinkin unda dat big azz tree



well holy fuck it's the second zone in the first expansion to the game that isn't everquest.

holy fucking zangamash or iz that z anga masha?

well i don't give a fuck it's probably fucking angband or morgul vale

well shit zangamarsh almost like zanga or jenga or fkin z anga mash hard 2 get laid? hard 2 eat? fkin karma bros

well whatever back to the story lemme think about this



o rite. sky of diamondz cuz crowley luv u long time. well shit man it looks like you were set up.



but tbh i was more like "orly?"

but then u were like "yarly"

and then i was like fk i am ur fatha.



and then u waz like no crowley iz my fatha.

and then i waz like ya but who waz crowley fatha.

and then u waz like me obvz







^_^





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lulz no0
  failsafe, Mar 04 2016

1965


anime


ya ok


okz u said 1vketaking or waz dat 1vmetaking?


ya eitha way i nu u meanz 1v1

i juzt kinda confuzed u mean ZvP? no? XNvP?

ok no then u meanz evenking?

ok well den ZvTvPvzNTPJ shadow funxtion

ok denz n0t zat? fine. me Z u P u AI BW or W3?

ok zoz ZTPXxXN vz T?

ok z MEX or y MEZ?

yaz i alzo softcore 2. or did u mean speed chezt?

gogo TVt



ya u NZTHAZ & me thorazine haldol zyprexa latuda or all 3?

ok ICAL.

u off-razing?

ok dum

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..
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err ya then u say nIRL

and i waz like 0rly0kz0zen u rly wanna 0rly?

y4rly.



but when u said resign what i thought u meant waz



ya but u said "draw"



which imo iz purty we1rd.

zo ya u r zayin ALT+F4 iz ur w0rd 4 start?

cuz izx pretty zure u juzt left kliq





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lolz da jugganaut
  failsafe, Mar 04 2016

ya crowley n friendz waz all like lulz



then (s)(he) sayz AI


and i was all like so u play limit?


and (s)(he) waz all like i raise


and i waz all like raze? u mean reraze?


and "he" waz all like ok i BP


and wat i zaid then waz


and wat i rly meant waz


and then wat i did waz








and then i waz like "no"





and zo zen





and zo zen i waz like u waz lookin' 4 thiz?









and lemme guezz thiz iz ur base?





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sac red geo met rix
  failsafe, Mar 03 2016

ya 6 circlez surround da mafia but itz a lie.

6 + 4 * 2 spherez surround da sphere. that ur *^ ([H²{?}]) problem.



tha 8 leaf clova in da LttP mazta zword iz [±?^(±?]^±?) iz ur anzwer u lookin' wrong.



ya pluz minuz or |±| make a bitta a differenz.

(-1)(-1)(-1) 2 get 1... lolz y not |±| pluz minuz trigg? ya jew einstein spaz time or tim spaz? cant decide? banned 4 being negative.

{?} empty set of empty set structure? ya rong dont make it rite u zhoked on da kyte.



ya russel -1 cantor -1 not much to be said about it ^^

since apparently we globally deleted universal set symbol i juzt zayz:

U a structure & structure containz time az well az spaze (nize 1 "einstein")

so my point iz U iz U and P(U) iz nonzenze.

enuf ? and ?... "P(U)" iz pretty obviouzly P(U) ? Universal Structure "U"

xept that u apparently conveniently add ur empty zet to ur nonzenze so fk off.

thx 4 nothinx gayaxez russelz witty n cantorx learn 3 next time lolz.

meanwhile (U?U)?(U?U) can go fk urselvez and get b4nt on ur empty tentz. simple az abc ^_^.

ya sry we so blazed on mescilane we cant thik abut da tyme so we kinda mizz by a nylex lolz "my univerze is timelezz" gl hf

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ya try da fkin 7777 that angle look like 30º to u? kkk well u 7 / 12thz to da monah lixa

but alzo dont 4 get u alzo juzt about 4444 r3t4rdyd so u alzo about 4 / 9thx copeatly rung.

and what if 6 turn out to be 9 u fkin moron ?‰ ^ ‰? and az uxual ur score look like that so conzider urzelv fandgand.

what i mean is yup own eft yte niggaz



zry n0.



y n0t7?



lolz wax0 yax0



tee hee tee pee tee cee ree cee





ya windowz tee hee

but tbh






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