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Drunken Diatribe of a story thats not all that awesome

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fucking whores, how do they work?

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Life in Thailand is like - ultra awesome.

i officially miss 100% Night2o1, coz it was awesome having a degen to troll out with at all times. Anyway ive been somewhat hermit since i got to POO GET (Phuket)

IN OTHER NEWS: Here is a picture of Huck Seed and Chobo Poker discussing a lucrative staking deal in Bangkok.



haters gonna hate

THAT IS ALL

PEACE NYUGGAS

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lol weiners

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Ok

So ive been in Thailand for a couple of weeks now. The other night me and Night2o1 decide to hit the town and degen it up for a bit. He knows the area a bit better than i do, so i follow him.

We arrive at the bar area in Chiang Mai a litle late, most places shut around 1am. We find a place and play a little pool. Bar tender asks if we want a single drink sang-som or if we want a bottle - we choose bottle, which commits us to a night of debauchery.

After we polish off the small bottle we hit a ladyboy bar. We order a couple of pink lady-boys as the first cocktail. I tell Night he should ring the bell and buy everyone a drink. Hes such a fuckin degen he sounds off and all the lady-boys chime up.

We get a couple of long-island iced teas, the girls get whatever they want. They pull the shutter down and put on some music for us.

I was now in an illegal lock in with like 10 lady-boys.

So we out to the next joint. And a bunch of us roll out. This one chick in the white was fucking gorgeous. Next thing i know its me and night and 2 lady-boys in a car driving around to Lady GaGa. Night asks for some weed but they only for X. I decline and Night takes a pill at the club.

We sippin black label and are no longer paying for shit. I assure Night ill keep an eye on him even though i have 0% idea whats going on.

I remember dancing with a slutty lady boy. She let me grab her tits and i felt a little balls in the process. Most of u fucking prudes will be like OMFOMFPOGMOFMG at that, but its standard as shit.

I go outside and theres a chcik, shes nice dark skin, but its fucking day light. I meet a bald guy from europe and ask him repeatedly about life in san quentin, and how many years he did. Apparently none, but he did say he put a guy in a wheelchair. I continued to obsess about his time doing bird.

After dissing this chick that her tattoos looked like theyd been done with a guy with a crayola, she whipped off her heel ready to smash my skull in.

Night said hello to a guy coming down the stairs, he said fuck off. Next thing i know this chick was wielding the heel at the guy on tyhe moped, I was standing up looking hard.

We let that shit go, and reported upstairs for some early morning drinks.

We head down to a bar, and a girl whips off her shorts and heads into the moat as some sort of early songkran celebration. Me and night follow.

Night loses his glasses as he swims around fully clothed LOL

Im not sure what happened next but Night went home and i stayed out. I was throwing water all over the joint with a couple of scottish guys.

At one point the scottish guy threw a bucket of water at a moped and knocked the guy off. I maintain that thsi was fucking funny. Night says it wasnt/.

Anyway, just now i took a fucking tuktuk back to base, but had the option of snorting a line for like $2k baht. I offeredc fuckiung 80 and they werent happy.

Also, i fingered a post-ops pussy, felt ok. She was hot i would fucked her for like 400b. The other chick wanted 1k and she was a fucking mother. I felt bad. Couldnt pull the trigger. Offered eifel tower to @Night but he didnt want

GLHF

MOTHERFUCKIN THAILAND

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Since i dont get much time to fuck around and photoshop LP stuff these days, I thought id share what i spend most of my time doing at work - which is doodling.

Its something ive always done ever since school and any piece of paper im ever given inevitably ends up with doodles around the border.

I have years and years of work which has slipped into the abyss by being thrown out or drawn over, or stolen by someone.

But since i now have a camera phone, I thought i might start documenting my pictures for future reference.

So here are some of the highlights from my recent scribbling sprees. As you can see the medium of choice is biro. I perfer black but the office insists on only buying blue which is kinda tilting coz everything looking cooler with black ink.

Call Center Eddie - Bored at Work.


Cross


Piranha


A dragons claw or something... I dunno


Friendly Clown


Dont kill whales


Caveman and Dinosaur


Pentagram type thing


Flower design - I had been watching a lot of Miami/LA Ink at this point


A gay-ass robot rocket or something


Rough sketch of the gates of hell.


Spectre or something, not sure.


Was gonna be a big demon squid but i didnt have room.


A little man in hell being pointed at by Satan.


Some girl drew the girl side of the picture and asked me to add on to it, and i got carried away...


Japanese Whalers shootin' some 'poons "From Waaaaayyy Downtown!"


Welcome to Hell


Same as last, but Sin City based.

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are rough....

I got told firmly to "fuck off" by a middle aged woman trying to barge past me.

I promtly told her to fuck off and she tried to get the guy next to me to start a fight with me, i told her to fuck off again and then security kinda popped their head over the fence as she tried to get me thrown out for standing in my place.

Then later (my gf was stood infront of me) another woman tries to barge through (we are like 2 deep from front fence) my GF kind gives a stiff shoulder and this woman gives her the mad stink eye, and like a baseball umpire i decide thats it for this bitch, grab her shoulder and yank her backwards.

Security guard taps me and tells me no, i say "wtf" and go about my business.

Honestly, ive been to so many metal gigs and shits never breakin down into verbal fights.

These women need a fuckin sweep kick.

The first womans drunk ass chode husband nearly got his ass kicked a bit later after they tried to barge through again, he got thrown out the 2nd time. Wish he was close enough so i coulda given him a swift jab to the face and called his woman a dried up old hag.

Awful people.

Apart from that gig was sweet.

Fergie is a babe

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So tonight,

im going towards the traffic lights, and in momentary lapse of concerntration - i smack into the bumper of the car infront of me.

this is standard?

like losing AA vs KK?

happens eventually?

coz apart from losing my licence to DUI - ive never had any crash, speeding or parking violations in my life and i feel like my fucking record is tarnished for life and i feel like shit.

I crashed into some middle aged woman who was a fucking lawyer of all things, and obviously dicks her car. better than crashing into gang members, but worse than crashing into a student in a piece of shit van.

no one injured, car damager minimal (to mine and hers - although she said she gonna go to panel beaters and shit although its all paintwork) so i guss its good.

I cant help but think fucking chaos theory - and to top it off, guy in car broke up with his gf like 3 minutes later over the phone and walked home all upset.

please give me hugs and shit.

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I dont normally post any poker content but bear with me:

For the past 2 months ive been watching videos, reading articles, reading hand histories, changing my whole philosophy towards the game and actually having a feeling like i was moving forward and gaining skills - lookin at all this different shit actually trying to get better at this shitfuck game.

Then the month starts and I start playing and in my first 10k hands im like ohlolz kewl ez now i mastered the micro limits. My play was pretty good. I was hiting hands but generally i was getting in ahead, and makin some good plays and stuff based around my recent study.

then it just fucking rains shit on me all day every day and now im so tilted off my fucking face back to the same sold story of just pissing money into pots when im obviously way behind. apparently anytime i flop anything no one ever has anything.

I cant quite describe just how disappointed i feel that after hours and hours for weeks and weeks reading/watching videos/studying/reading articles


Heres the fruit of my labour:



That is all.

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So I went to see Iron Maiden at Mt Smart in Auckland last week. It rained all day but that only made me rock out harder. The set was fucking amazing and included the epic 13 minute "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" and also all 8 minutes of ear shredding "Phantom of the Opera" and all the other ones I wanted to hear (Hallow, FotD, Evil that Men Do, Trooper, Run to the hills etc.)

They opened with Aces High and i forgot how good that song was. I nearly had a fit when the guitars kicked in and they all sprinted on stage.

They won best live act at the Brit Awards too.

Bruce Dickinson is the sickest front man ever.

Lauren Harris is a certificed hottie, but not very good at singing. I made eye contact with her during her act and im pretty sure she fancied me - so Lauren, if youre reading this send me a PM and ill take you out to dinner.

If you ever get an opportunity to go and see Maiden, take it. Heres a couple of pics i managed to snap during the concert.


Crowd from up high during Phantom of the Opera. I had to go up top and get a drink after being at the front coz i thought i was gonna die (It was during Wrathchild and i dont care much for that song). It looked so awesome seeing the crowd from up there.


Giant cyborg-Eddie took to the stage and fought with the band members. That guy in the suit probably has the best job in the word.

Other notes:
-Janicks stage antics are awesome.
-Nickos drum kit is so big you cant see him.
-Its an honour to have been shot by Steve Harris' bass.
-Guy who got on stage, ran a lap and dived back into the crowd before security got him has an ultra brag on his hands.

That is all for now. I have some Photoshops to post at some time. Not many though. Peace.

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