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OKAY WOW THIS SUCKS NOT ONLY DID THEY KILL MY FORUM POSTING AND MAKE IT SO I CANT REPLY TO COMMENTS ON MY OWN BLOG, THEY ALSO MADE IT SO I CANT FREAKIN POST HANDS NOW! =( OH WELL I STILL STAND BY THAT REGARDLESS OF HOW MY POSTS WERE FORMATTED THEY ALL HAD VALUE WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR A GOOD HANDFUL OF REGULAR POSTERS

FIRST SESSION DONE, I GOT A LIL FRUSTRATED WITH MY PLAY ON A COUPLE OF SMALL HANDS AND DECIDED TO TAKE A BREAK AND THINK IT OUT. UP JUST OVER ONE BUYIN. COOLERED ONE GUY FOR SET OVER SET, THEN GOT COOLERED KK TO AA AI PF. RAN RELATIVELY TIGHT OVER MY FIRST SESSION THOUGH TODAY AGAIN, DONT KNOW IF THIS IS A TREND THAT IM FALLING INTO OR IF ITS JUST SAMPLE. EITHER WAY 15/11/2.6 KINDA WEIRD FOR ME

HERE ARE A FEW HANDS I WANNA TALK ABOUT

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1044013

IM QUESTIONING MY TURN BET HERE I MEAN IF I HAVE ANY FOLD EQUITY HE WILL POSSIBLY CHECK BEHIND AND I CAN TRY TO CATCH MY HEART OR AK - OBV I THOUGHT BOTH CARDS WERE LIVE HERE. AS SKLANSKY SAYS IF YOU PLAY THE HAND AS YOU WOULD IF YOU COULD SEE YOUR OPPONENTS CARDS, YOU PROFIT. I WOULD OF PLAYED THE HAND THE SAME HAD I KNOWN HE HAD JUST A MIDDLE PAIR - SUPRISED HE CALLED BOTH BARRELS AND THEN SHUT DOWNT HE RIVER THOUGH - I THINK THIS MAYBE SPEAKS FOR MY IMAGE AT THE TABLE - WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1044011

SO HERE IS THE THING - IF THIS WASNT BLIND VS BLIND I CAN MAYBE GET AWAY FROM IT I MEAN WTF IS PUSHING 70BB DEEP THERE BLIND VS BLIND I CAN PUT HIM ON ANY BROADWAY PAIR I THINK. AT THIS POINT THOUGH I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT PLAYER - AFTER SOME HANDS PLAYED WITH HIM LATER I DETERMINED THAT HE WAS A WEAKER PLAYER THOUGH HE TOOK OFF SHORTLY AFTER I WAS NICE ENOUGH TO SHIP HIM A BUCK FITTY

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1044074

LOL I PLAYED THIS HAND SO POORLY PREFLOP I GIVE THIS PLAYER MORE CREDIT THAN AVERAGE RETARD AND I DECIDED TO JUST FLAT CALL BECUASE I DIDNT WANT IT TO TURN INTO A PISSING MATCH PF WHICH WITH HIM COULD VERY WELL HAPPEN. I HATE IT THOUGH CAUSE I STILL PROBE NO INFORMATION ABOUT HIS HAND. I THINK THAT THE WAY IT WAS PLAYED IS STANDARD BUT WHAT OTHER LINES COULD I HAVE POSSIBLY TAKEN POST FLOP HERE DO YOU THINK? THIS COULD OF BEEN A HAND THAT WAS FIRST TO SHOVE IS FIRST TO TAKE IT DOWN

THIS IS A WTF HAND

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1044083

LOL I WAS FLOORED I HELD ON THAT BOARD I WAS LIKE WUT U CANT BE SERIOUS. THE CANOE FOR 20 IS AN INSTA CALL BUT IT WAS FAIRLY OBV I COULDNT JUST FLAT CALL HERE WHEN I PUSHED OTHER GUY IN HE SNAP CALLED WITH HIS TENS I WAS LIKE WTF FREEMONEY THAT HAND WAS WEIRD AND I LOL'D AND WANTED TO SHARE

SOMETIMES POKER GETS THE BEST OF US.



LOL TIME FOR SOME VIDEOS THEN TO PLAY SOME MORE.

WISH I COULD RESPOND TO YOUR COMMENTS.==((

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HI!

SO AS YOU PROBABLY KNOW I WAS BANNED FROM THE FORUMS. YOURE PROBABLY SITTING THERE SIPPING ON YOUR DOM WONDERING WHY WERE YOU BANNED MR LOL GIRAFFE?

I WAS BANNED FOR TYPING IN CAPS LOL
APPARENLTY ME TYPING REPONSES THAT HAVE VALUE TO THE THREAD IN CAPS TRYING TO ADD SOME HUMOR WHILE ADDING SOME HELPFUL INFO IS WORSE THAN
"shipaments"
"insert qouted text of someone else"
"lmao"
"lol"
SO YES JUST TO MAKE IT CLEAR MY POSTS IN ALL CAPS ARE WORST THAN THAT

IM SORRY THAT I AM NOT GOOD ENOUGH AT POKER TO WHERE MY POSTS DO NOT OVERCOME THE CAPS LOCK

BEFORE I GO ON I WANT TO DROP THE LOL THAT SOMEONE POSTS IN MY BLOG



THANK YOU TO SIR WHO POSTED THAT IT MADE ME LOL AND SMILE

AND FURTHERMORE THANK YOU TO PEOPLE WHO REALIZE I AM NOT HERE TO RUIN SHIT BUT TO MAYBE ADD SMILES AND SOLID CONTENT

SRY FOR THAT CLEVER DEATH MEAT GUY

MOVING FORWARD

I PLAYED DEGEN GOLF TONIGHT WITH MY GF LOL MY GF WTF
SHE WAS TALKIN SHIT HOW SHE COULD BEAT ME IN MINIGOLF, SO OF COURSE I HAD TO PROP BET. WHAT DID I PROP BET? A LATE WATERBILL. I CRUSHED HER BY 14 STROKES. SHIP THE WATERBILL HER WAY TY.

IN LIGHT OF DEGEN SUCCESS, IM DROPPING ANOTHER FUNNY


WATCH THAT YOU'LL LOL

POKER RELATED:
I DIDNT GET TO PLAY AT ALL TODAY AND I PROBABLY WONT BECAUSE ITS SO LATE AND IM TIRED, SO IM REALLY DISAPOINTED ABOUT THAT - OH WELL. I DO HAVE SOMETHING KIND OF COOL TO RELATE THOUGH. I WROTE AN ARTICLE ON VARIANCE FOR ANOTHER WEBSITE THAT SHOULD BE DONE SOON THAT I NEED TO SHARE. ITS FOCUSING ON THE PSYCOLOGICAL SIDE OF POKER DURING DOWNSWINGS! ILL THINK YOULL ENJOY IT!

ALRIGHT ITS LATE AND I DONT HAVE A LOT TO SHARE BUT I PROMISED MYSELF ID BLOG MORE AND IM DOING MY BEST TO FOLLOW THROUGH WITH THAT.

TY TO EVERYONE WHO HAS LEFT ME KIND COMMENTS ON MY BLOG AND UNDERSTANDS THAT I WASNT TRYING TO RUIN ANYTHING. TO THOSE WHO THINK THAT BECAUSE I WRITE IN ALL CAPS RUINS ANY VALID CONTENT - WELL YOURE MEAN.

PS MAYBE IF I CAN MAKE MY BLOG #1 WITH USER VOTES THEYLL UNBAN ME?! =D

TY HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, TOMORROW NIGHT SHOULD HAVE SOME POKER RELATED CONTENT..
LOL

PS - HEY HEY YA YA I DONT LIKE YOUR GIRLFREIND
LOL THAT SONG IS STUCK IN MY HEAD CANADAMENTS

PSS - ROSHAMBO IS WAY FUN!

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WHEN I THINK OF KHAN I TOUCH MYSELF!


I APPARENTLY AM NOT WELCOME ON THE FORUMS ANYMORE, THEY TOOK MY POST RIGHTS. =(

MAYBE THEY DONT THINK I PLAY 100NL? I DONT KNOW THEY WONT LET ME POST IN LOW STAKES EITHER. =(

SADGIRAFFE. FREE LOLGIRAFFE07.
ILL GO KILL MYSELF NOW. ='(



I JUST WANTED A FRIEND.

UPDATE:
I CANT EVEN POST COMMENTS ON MY OWN BLOG THAT SUCKS
YOU CAN READ BELOW WHY I WAS BANNED THAT IS SAD

ON THE UPSIDE REGARDLESS IF YOU DONT LIKE ME MY POSTS MOST WERE ON TOPIC AND RELATED TO THE POST I RESPONDED TO

I GUESS SHITTY INFORMATION IS BETTER THAN MY RESPONSES WHICH WERE MEANT TO HELP

OH WELL

LOL

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First off, SOME ONE TELL ME HOW TO POST SWEET IMAGES TO MY BLOG VIA LP SO I CAN SHOW YOU MY SICK NEW BACKGROUNDS

Today I had to play on FullTilt since Ultimate Bet was being a slut. I found a huge leak in my game though, and I was stoked about that. My leak is...

..I let my ego get infront of my game. I have the mentality of "I'm the one who three bets you, YOU DON'T THREE BET ME!". I fight back and make ego stands way too often and it costs me mad balls. Weak.

After talkin to Brendan and Kahn though a bit about it I have some new ideas how to mix it up a bit more. Tonight though was kinda weird in how I played.

I started off super card dead. I only played one medium-ish sized pot.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/181499

Gay that was standard I think. What am I going to do, lead the turn and fold to a push? Come on. Anyways, an hour and a half into the session I found out that I was stuck two buyins.

Every fucking continuation bet I nailed someone came over the top. I got 3 bet preflop by 9000 douche bags who'd have position on me and I'd have to give up my hand every time. I haven't had that happen in a long time where I play no big pots and drop two buyins like that. Usually I can atleast force action to keep my head above water but not this time. Maybe thats telling me something?

Then finally I was like OKAY YES A POT TY

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/181500

Double barrel ends up building pot for me when I luck sack. TY IM THE BEST!

After that I went on to grind out a bunch of small pots and turn my -2.5BI at one point into an up +.8 buyin. My stats PO'd me though, I fucking hate FTP.

I have *never* ran this tight over a session.
Hands: 1150
13.48/10.17/3.48

LOLTIGHTAMENTS

I haven't ran that card dead in forever. Everytime I'd pick up a hand to play the action had already gone nuts. No stacking with 64 tonight. =(

I leave you with hot babes.

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LOL

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I'm going to keep this first entry short and sweet just as an intro to what I'm playing.

I'm playing 6Max, 100Nl. My year started off great, then started running like shit for two months and finally started pulling out of it.

Thats about all you need to know.

Yep!
-giraffe

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