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Status: Connected to guide: deborahw
deborahw: Welcome to ChaCha!
deborahw: good morning how can i help you
You: i wanna play poker and invest in that...is it profitable or not ?
You: !
You: should i invest in it
You: ??
deborahw: i'll see what i can find for you
You: what doo u think about it?!#
deborahw: i work to hard for my money to gamble but alot of people are lucky
deborahw: Are these results sufficient?
deborahw: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: ur work is too hard?!
You: thats ridicouless
deborahw: yes it is
deborahw: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

its so cool to talk to them try it and get some funny conversations.

Ok I got banned after about 4 minutes.

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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AngieD
AngieD: Welcome to ChaCha!
AngieD: Hi
You: Hi
You: have you ever heard of talentedtom?
AngieD: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: he is a famous online poker player
AngieD: ok just a moment while I look him up
You: do you wish you could meet him for real?
You: its my biggest dream
AngieD: Are these results sufficient?
You: yes
AngieD: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: Yes i would like to know what is the best way to meet him
AngieD: I would try the last site I listed
AngieD: have a great day
AngieD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.


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there this thing is usefull. imma date tom now




Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Marilyn P
Marilyn P: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
Marilyn P: Hello
Marilyn P: How may I help you?
You: I am looking to learn how to become rich
Marilyn P: One moment while I locate some resources for you
You: Are you a rich person?
Marilyn P: No I am not
You: You should use the links you are giving me then
Marilyn P: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.


they arent very nice to me =/


Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: GeraldC
GeraldC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: HI
You: I am looking to learn how to not get banned by nazgul on the forum liquidpoker.net
You: every time i make a new account he keeps on banning me because i'm not smart
GeraldC: They probably have your IP address and crossreference all new accounts.
You: yes that is the problem
GeraldC: Unless you get on another computer to get a new account you are stuck.
You: how can i get a new computer
GeraldC: or...this sometimes work.
GeraldC: no...from another location. You have a friend on the internet?
You: yes
GeraldC: school? Library? Community center?
GeraldC: go there and set it up.
You: good idea
GeraldC: Then don't do anything that will get you in trouble and get you banned again.
GeraldC: hang on
You: thank you

Omg i love gerald

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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: WendyR
WendyR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
WendyR: Hi
You: my problem is the following: a friend of mine named Nazgul is really good at staying nice and quiet
You: i am looking for effective ways of making him loose his temper
You: and get really mad
You: do you have any advices?
WendyR: Are these sites helpful?
You: are you good at making people mad? im just looking to know if the guides i am assigned are specialist in there fields
You: yes they seem useful
You: i would like you to give me your personal thoughts on the subject if possible
WendyR: I normally try not to make people mad
You: the reason why i want to make him mad is because we play poker together, and i want to make him so mad he starts playing poorly
WendyR: Maybe misinterpret everything he says
You: what did you say?
You: joke, i am trying your strategy
You: thank you i will try that
WendyR: If he pays you a compliment, switch it into an insult
WendyR: I don't know if it works as well between guys
WendyR: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: no thank you this is enough



Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: GarryE
GarryE: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
GarryE: Hello
You: i want to learn how to pilot a jet
GarryE: How are you?
You: im going fine
You: i have had a good day
GarryE: ok.
You: i won about 100$ in online poker
GarryE: Great! One moment while I search for you.
GarryE: Are you looking for flight school?
GarryE: schools*?
You: is there any free ones?
GarryE: Let me search. One moment please...
You: Would you enjoy piloting a jet?
GarryE: No
You: why not?
GarryE: I don't like being off of the ground.
You: have you ever took the plane before
GarryE: Sorry, its taking so long. My system is locked out.
GarryE: No, I haven't.
You: its an very unique experience, you should try i out
GarryE: I will someday.
You: piloting must be even greater
GarryE: I'm going to transfer you to another guide because I am having problems searching with the system. One moment... Have a great day!


wow the guy must be like what a dumbass ;p

this is great

ROFL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

On December 18 2006 04:50 Floofy wrote: Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Marilyn P Marilyn P: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi Marilyn P: Hello Marilyn P: How may I help you? You: I am looking to learn how to become rich Marilyn P: One moment while I locate some resources for you You: Are you a rich person? Marilyn P: No I am not You: You should use the links you are giving me then Marilyn P: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended.

this is fucking brilliant rofl

On December 18 2006 06:13 Pokerintheface wrote: Show nested quote + On December 18 2006 04:50 Floofy wrote: Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Marilyn P Marilyn P: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi Marilyn P: Hello Marilyn P: How may I help you? You: I am looking to learn how to become rich Marilyn P: One moment while I locate some resources for you You: Are you a rich person? Marilyn P: No I am not You: You should use the links you are giving me then Marilyn P: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. this is fucking brilliant rofl

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i decided to edit out the cheat in online poker link that you originally posted

On December 18 2006 07:05 PoorUser wrote: i decided to edit out the cheat in online poker link that you originally posted

dont think that it really works, its only the fact that she give me the link xD

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TeresaP
TeresaP: Welcome to ChaCha!
TeresaP: Hello, how are you?
TeresaP: What can I help you with today?
You: I don't want to take my finals. Is there a way to get someone else to take them for me in less than two hours?
TeresaP: I dont believe so. If you go to class everyday your teacher is going to recognize you. I could see if you are in college and have a huge class, then you might be able to pull that off. But most likely you will have to go.
You: I have never been to class. If I went to class every day, I wouldn't mind taking my finals.
TeresaP: If your teacher doesnt recognize you as a student you might be able to have a someone take it for you.
You: Hey you seem pretty clever, what do you know about chemical engineering separations?
TeresaP: I never really liked chemistry

floofy you look gay having those coversations
such an uselesss job they have
rofl floofy how me garry avoided you :D

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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AlizaidaG
AlizaidaG: Welcome to ChaCha!
AlizaidaG: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: hello
AlizaidaG: Hello.
You: i want to know a good way to cheat on my exam
You: can you help me find a way to cheat on my exam?
AlizaidaG: I can't help you with that one.
AlizaidaG: I can't
AlizaidaG: How would I know?
You: are there no links to pay somone to cheat?
You: how abotu money? is there a treasure buried somewhere?
AlizaidaG: How would they know what it's on your exam...why don't you copy from the person infront og you?
You: Its on research
You: how do you do sciencitific research
You: Are you suggesting I cheat from the person in front of me?
You: Is this service suggesting I cheat?

Hey I got banned WTFfffffffffffff

I wanted to ask them how to fly a plane into a tower