got 63% in pathology, 73% in nutsing research and %76 in nursing theory, and i passed my nursing practice!! Thank you God! On to 3rd Year I go!
This has turned out to be such a good day!
I know I stated i wouldn't post any more stats but today is an exception and i'm in such a good mood and i'm not thinking right. Its just a day sample so its super small
I'm a 2/4 - 3/6 player looking to make the step up to 5/10. I'm looking for a coach over an extended period of time to help me achieve this. Any coaches who are interested please PM me or reply in comments.
Well, after sessions with Lachlan and Lazyfish, I'm finding NL10 much easier. I run into fewer situations where I'm lost, and I feel more in control of my game. Most importantly of all, I've been WINNING at 6.5ptbb/100 over the last 5K+ hands instead of LOSING at 3ptbb/100. My stats have also loosened to 16/13, way up from my old stats which were tight as a nun's ass.
So I'm not ASSRAPING NL10 yet, but at the very least I'm giving it a gentle pat on the fanny each time I pass go.
Thanks everyone who helped out by giving advice and offering help, like collegesucks, Mikyor, Sheitan, Midian, Semper, Sennpu, Lachlan, Yaffie, Lazyfish and a whole bunch more whom I can't remember.
bah! im tired and can't win no matter what. maybe im sort of degen. won at pstars today then lost at ftp with hands i cant fold. i know how to play poker but maybe not just good enough to get a decent winrate or make even a simple living out of it. this is a rant and im not using this account anymore at LP. if i cant resist maybe ill just smurf and pretend im someone else, coz being whamm in lp and pcboi in pstars definitely sux. lol. at least i won in poker hihihi. maybe ill just play micro and fuck around there. actually i lost like 1500 since end of feb, not that big from an 11k roll, but i swear to god i cannot win since. all i get is breakeven or lose a little since that time. i dont have any excuses but i find the games at the limits i wanna be in so tough nowadays. / wrists now...
i got plenty of time during last 2 days after my last exam so i played a bit. The results are okish, cause i made 21,81 so according to my plan i can start playing 2,1 hu now, but im still not happy with my game, make too many mistakes and i lack of patience, also noticed that i dont spend as much time learning as i should, so i will play less the next couple days and gonna work on some stuff:
-gotta master the sage finally
-chicago ry got some good articles on his blog about playing with mini betors, and about raising limpers, so i will study and think about it a bit
- also decided to make more posts in 2+2 hu forum, cause i read a lot, but i dont post much, and posting your thoughts and letting other people to criticizeagree with ur philosophy improves ur game a lot
my first idea when i created this blog was to put more hands to analyze, but im not gonna put here hands from 1, 2$ hu cause its worthless, if u want to analyze anything ur opp must think in the first place
so im starting to play 2 hu, wish me luck, i play till i will have 52,50, so i need to win 30,69 $ (+ 17 hu) wish me luck, i hope that by the end of the week i will be playing 5 $ hu.
went out tonight for a night of fun w/my boyz and some girls (ncludin' my girl). btw, for the sake of lols im using the no-0backaspace-while-drunk-rule). hit up the bowlins alley, ofc i bowled shit and drank tons of killian's beer instead. then got a few fifths of liquor and went to karaoke korean-0stylez. sang, drank, drank, sang, drank, etc. then we went to a friend's houze and watched some south park while i played 3 silmultaneous games of HU NL5 vs 3 of my friends. won all 3.... ship itttttt
tmw, will be logging a few thousand hands i hope. i've been good abt it so far, but i wanted to just cut loose and party tonight. but tmw's friday, weekend's comin in, the fish are ready to get hooked in (yeshyesh, im a fis too,b ut less fishy i hope).
EVERYONE, ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND!!!!! SHIP YOUR ACES, FOLD YOUR 72O, FUCK YOUR WOMENZ, DRINK, PARTY, HAVE A FKIN BLAST, AND PWN THOSE WEEKEND FISHIES!!!!!
Where you're trying to play solid poker and you're getting shit on and you keep trying to not get spewy and just keep waiting... Then bam bam bam you get up a few buyins from just not getting impatient and stacking some aggro monkey?
today was that day.
went like 1000 hands and was just losing blinds and not doing much finally got some draws that went my way got AA over some aggro guy pushing KQ. wow playing solid actually works.. who woulda thought. It feels good i went up only like 1.5 buyin for the session but I felt like it was well earned.
Going back to see family tomorrow lol. As usual i havent seen them for a little bit so its prob appropriate. Going to look at property in various places on Saturday with my dad and hopefully be home in time for the million on Sunday. If not ill prob get drunk or some shit.
Still running like shit in cash atm tho -1.3k weeeee but won my buyin back + a little bit in a few ftp tourneys. Might grind up a mini roll on ftp or something =s
Ah the fucked up ideas I used to have and then write down...
The Streets of Eternity
I lit my cig, or as those British blokes may say, ‘I lighted my fag,’ but I hate to call a cig a fag or a fag a cig, or to compare a cig to a stick or an ass goblin, I don’t know, but cigs outclass both and even more, like woman and myself, but that isn’t the fucking point, ok? The point is I lit the cig and then something happened, then something else happened, and then I found myself strapped down to a bed, naked with my arms spread, legs spread, limbs tied to bedposts by leather, that sort of thing. At least I’m on my back, I thought, which means that I probably won’t get anything up my ass, like a coke bottle or a plunger. Ouch.
In front of me, standing at the base of the bed, a red head, slim with the tall black leather boots, garter belt, leather bra, spikes around her limbs and a long black whip in her hand. And she was whipping me with extreme accuracy on my nut. Not nuts--nut. She would scream, “left nut!” and whip, hitting that nut, oh so accurate. The pain was horrible, stinging and then I couldn’t breath. It was like having a sunburn slapped, then being punched in the stomach. I won’t say it was the worst pain in my life, cause everyone always says that and then they write another story and they say it again, fucking lying monotonous cliché line users, but it was bad. And good. The masochist in me must have come out because my cock was rock hard, then:
“Right nut!” whip!
“Left nut!” whip!
“Right nut, left nut, ahahahh right nut!” whip whip whip.
Scream. Pain, pleasure, I didn’t know which, and I was screaming;
“Oh god, ouch, yes! Stop, ahhhhhh, no, ahhhhhhhhh, god, ouch, yes, yes, oooooh, no more, yes, ouch, Jesus save me!, god more!, no more! Help help!, god please don’t stop!, the pain! Yes, no, yes, you bitch, die!” and just wailing my head off. In pain, fear, pleasure, joy, hate, rage, stink or who knows what form I yelled in, maybe all of them, but she just kept whipping each nut while my cock laid hard on my stomach, pointing to my head, saying “Hahaha! Like what I got you into!!?!?”
Eventually I passed out. I just couldn’t take it anymore, whatever it was, whatever feeling I had towards this nut whipping, I couldn’t take and I was out cold.
I woke up with a red ball in my mouth, leather straps around my head holding it there, Pulp Fiction style. What woke me up? Oh there is the cause, that leather wrapped red head is riding me. Up and down on my cock. And her hands each have a nipple, mine, and she’s twisting them like maybe if she twists far enough my cock will grow. Right nipple for length, left for width. So she twists and rides, and she rides well, like a cowboy on his trusty steer or a Texan on a lawnmower, or a fucking crazy red head nymph in leather ripping a guy to shreds with her pussy and sexual lust. No, definitely not like a cowboy or Texan. It was that last one for sure, but she had moves, amazing unheard of things. It felt like there was suction in there, like my prick was being pulled into her body by a huge vacuum cleaner, and little fingers on the sides, massaging it in this amazing, profound, mystical way. It was so good, amazing, mind blowing, and I came with a loud grunt and a shot that she must have felt in her pancreas. Then, slowly, but quickly, my dick became limp, shrinking, falling, until, plop, it was resting on my stomach. She uttered a sentence; the first since I awoke, her moans having ceased.
“Oh fuck no you don’t cock sucker, you little prissy boy, you queer, you do not go limp on me!” with this rage in her eyes and face.
Red leather reached to the bed stand, which had a candle in a skull candle holder, and pulled out some sort of pale rod. She extended it, grabbed me by my tip, and then pulled with determination. She was gonna get this thing going again. I watched limp warrior extend, in length, no width, and then she wrapped some straps from the weird rod around it, and some how it held my pecker up. Then she rode again, moaned and moaned, pinched and bit my nipples, began slapping me across the face. I didn’t sign up for this, I thought to myself; I really don’t think that I signed up for this.
Finally, just before my nipples fell off and my face had reached a nice color of red from the slapping, she came. She came with a wolf like howl, then scratched her nails down my chest, drawing blood. She farted loud, and took a nice shit. A big juicy one, right onto my balls. My left nut is bigger than the right, and it got the largest deposit. She reached behind her, came back with a Billy club, and knocked me square on the head, knocking me out cold, again.
***
They kept me chained naked and gagged, except for when fed, for at least two weeks. There were no windows, and I lost track of time. I say ‘they’ because there were other girls who came to use me. Blondes, blacks, Hindu, hippie brunettes, fat, skinny, old and young. All sorts of things were done to me and my body. One of them shaved off all my hair, head and eyebrows included. Another bit the arches of my feet until they bled. Yet another dripped frozen lard on me and licked it off when it melted. There were cuts, hot wax, mousetraps, and so much more.
I was thankful though, for three reasons. One, I always got laid, even if it was for longer than I wanted and in ways I didn’t completely enjoy. Two, there were no guys, thank god. And three, nothing was ever inserted into my ass, but one girl did lick my asshole… such heaven.
I must have fucked 40, 45, 50 girls, I dunno, but it was amazing. I slept between rapes; I guess you could call them that. Yes, between rapes and feeding I slept and dreamt dreams of mountains and skulls.
Finally, one day, I woke up with these rags of clothes on, in the gutter of a dirty street with shitty little stores lining it, and I was soaking wet. I looked up to see a cow pissing on me. I just let it fall. I checked my pockets and found fifty dollars US and a pack of cigs with a lighter.
“That’s what you get for picking up girls in India,” I told the cow. I slowly got up, smelling like cow piss, beer and sweat, lit a cig, and walked down the road. I stopped at the first guesthouse I saw and got a room. After inspecting my room, a bed and a sink and a hole in the ground, I went out in search of a bar, and maybe a woman, but no fucking red heads.
~~~~
That's it for today. Hope you liked it. As always, please leave a comment on your way out. And if you missed the earlier stories posted and enjoyed this one, here's links to the rest.
Regular's paradise - me feat. tomsOn
instrumental version:
As I look through the cashier of the pokerroom that i hate
I take a look at my balance and realize there's nothing left
Cause I've been betting and bluffing so long that
Even my table mates think that my mind is gone
But I ain't never pushed a man that didn't deserve it
He be berated like a fish, you know that's not unheard of
You better watch who you shoving, and where you playin'
Or you and your homies might be standing in bank queue
I really hate to tilt, but I gotta loc
As they croak I see myself in the rockets smoke, fool
I'm the kinda playa that micro players wanna be like
On my knees in the night
Sayin' prayers in the poker table light
been spending most our lives
Living in a Regulars's Paradise
been spending most our lives
Living in a Regulars's Paradise
keep spending most our lives
Living in a Regulars's Paradise
keep spending most our lives
Living in a Regulars's Paradise
Forgot the situation, they got me facin
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the casinos
So I gotta be down with the hood team
Too much HSP watchin' got me chasin dreams
I'm a uneducated fool, with money on my mind
Got my ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a mindless playa, i've got set hitting hunger
And my all-in button is on, so don't arouse my anger, fool
Losing all-in ain't nothing but a heart beat away
Do I win here or lose ah, what can I say?
I won this one will i win the next though?
The way things are goin I don't know
been spending most our lives
Living in a Regulars's Paradise
been spending most our lives
Living in a Regulars's Paradise
keep spending most our lives
Living in a Regulars's Paradise
keep spending most our lives
Living in a Regulars's Paradise
I recently cashed out via EChecks and PS said that the expected cashout time was 5-10 days of approval. Its reached that 10 day period and still no money in my account. They said to e-mail May 12 if the money has not yet cleared. Has anyone had this problem/has anyone cashed out via EChecks? EChecks are still valid cashouts?
If anyone can clarify these questions, please let me know! Thanks!
