Can you stop normalfagsplaining for once. Shit works. Today on a plane* was sitting in emergency exit row, air hostess comes over tells me to read some shit I just enjoy her beauty. 1 min later she grazes my shoulder with her buttocks nay it was more than a graze it was a full on bump pure bliss succeded that moment.
Just wish it wasn't ruined by some old guy trying to out alpha me by manspreading far into my territory he was leaving the armrest in some psychological warfare later he started using the armrest too unbelievable.
*subtle international man of travel brag |
