DustySwedeDude   Sweden. Aug 06 2009 23:47. Posts 8623
So Swedish 2nd class celebrity, singer and poker player got caught multi accounting or something in some stars donkament of some kind. The people over at the very funny, somewhat retarded, fairly right wing and extremely politically incorrect Swedish forum I post a bit on obviously found this really entertaining since she's basically everything most of those people hate. They argue that it's bad that "stupid people" like Dilba gets to be famous since she's annoying and what not. I argued that at least she's somewhat pretty, which makes up for it since you can never be totally bored when you look at a pair of boobies. Thus, Dilba on TV is much better then an ugly dude on TV, you know, like Fredrik Reinfeldt. The counter argument was that she was, in fact, ugly. After asking some poker players whom I feel might be fairly decent at pokering the votes are 3-1 in favour of "Boinkable".
Dustylove> boinkable?
Guts4Garters> ye
flipius88> she's boinkable ofc
Dustylove> cool!
flipius88> but kinda cheap
flipius88> not many 40-yr old asses i would tap
_P9_ did however first ask what "boinkable" was and then he stated that he did, in fact, not feel like making "boink boink boink" sounds with said girl in a bed or something. I don't know if his vote should be taken seriously though, since he looks to be like 12 y/o, thought that the odds of me winning a MMA fight against Unibet Pro Micke Norrinder should be 5-1 against. Granted that he has like 25kg on me there's still no way the odds should be that high! WTF he's like 40 and there's no way he can move very fast. Also except for a sneak attack from Pinball when I was drunk I'm 2-0 in random bar fights. I've got a fairly mean right elbow.
Thus; watch the clip, on mute if you are easily disturbed by generic pop music, and then state if you deem the darker girl boinkable. Thank you.
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Last edit: 06/08/2009 23:48
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Balzamon   Sweden. Aug 06 2009 23:52. Posts 2868
theres a difference between boinkable and pretty! imo she doesnt look that good IRL without lots of makeup, at least not for someone with "celebrity-status".
Her defence was pretty pathetic as well when its pretty obvious she did infact double account, not that i give a fuck what she does online but she doesnt have to make up dumb excuses for it either.
But all in all its pretty cool that she plays poker, shes alot funnier to have at the table than the standard reg.
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daysare   Poland. Aug 07 2009 00:30. Posts 670
BUT SHE'S CHEATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's not right. she's goin to be 2nd milf on my list. right after halle berry! that list has 2 points so far
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Silver_nz   New Zealand. Aug 07 2009 00:31. Posts 5647
she is about a 7 out of 10, obviously highly bonikable
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thumbz555   United States. Aug 07 2009 01:06. Posts 3281
On August 06 2009 23:30 daysare wrote:
BUT SHE'S CHEATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's not right. she's goin to be 2nd milf on my list. right after halle berry! that list has 2 points so far
omfg 2nd?! WTF? I could easily put like 10 other MILFs in before her. She's like a 5 (and that's being generous) on the MILF scale. She's like a 3.12 on the overall hot scale.
7/10? Where do you live? Holy shit. She looks like she glued a fucking tumbleweed to her head.
Okay, so I'd still do her... but only after like 8-10 beers and 2-3 screwdrivers (upper end for lights on). Not sure where you're gonna count that vote Dusty, but there you have it
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Silver_nz   New Zealand. Aug 07 2009 01:31. Posts 5647
3.12 where do you live? are you seriously saying that out of 100 women you see in the supermaket she would be one of the ugliest 30?
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thumbz555   United States. Aug 07 2009 03:19. Posts 3281
Yes, I would. I live in Corvallis, Oregon. It's a college town. The average girl I see is a 6-7, on the same scale where she's a 3.12.
I click buttons.
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MasterofLaw   Sweden. Aug 07 2009 03:25. Posts 192
WTF! She's def. not in the "boinkable"-range. She ugly, come on you have seen her live ffs! Also se the picture on her blog, not so nice imo.
Also, pinballs attack was sneaky.
Stay strong!
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thumbz555   United States. Aug 07 2009 03:25. Posts 3281
And just cuz your scale goes from 1-10 does't mean that there's a girl for every number. I mean, do you really think 1/100 girls you see is a perfect 10.0? I don't think so. Which kind of takes a dump on your supermarket analogy imo.
I really think less than 1% of girls are above a 9.5
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pinbaLL   Sweden. Aug 07 2009 04:39. Posts 7243
lolololol
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pinbaLL   Sweden. Aug 07 2009 04:40. Posts 7243
i would never touch her :<
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ggplz   Sweden. Aug 07 2009 05:06. Posts 16784
she tilts me
the music sounds pretty terrible too
if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN
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rednalluk   Sweden. Aug 07 2009 06:34. Posts 626
I think that alot of people would consider here boinkable, atleast after a few beers. But of everyone that boinked her, they would have approximately 1.3 anxiety attacks up to 48hrs after doing her. (dont have stats for longer timeframe) All in all, its a misstake to get involved with her in any kind of way. I hereby vote "no"!
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MasterofLaw   Sweden. Aug 07 2009 06:42. Posts 192
I wrote something, but then changed my mind....so ignore this post =)
Last edit: 07/08/2009 06:43
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longple   Sweden. Aug 07 2009 06:59. Posts 4472
rofl
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greenbastard   Sweden. Aug 07 2009 07:54. Posts 178
On August 07 2009 03:40 pinbaLL wrote:
i would never touch her :<
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DustySwedeDude   Sweden. Aug 07 2009 09:13. Posts 8623
u guys are picky, wtf.
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daysare   Poland. Aug 07 2009 14:01. Posts 670
I was after a few beers when I wrote that shit. She is not the 2nd one indeed. Plus her music is crap and she looks like a dumb bitch.
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lebowski   Greece. Aug 07 2009 16:31. Posts 9205
easily boinkable imo
(boobies! + not like you're gonna marry her anyway ffs)
new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man...