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collegesucks   United States. Jul 17 2008 13:51. Posts 5780
im so ridiculously bad at this game it's not even funny

i cashed out 1k to sort of compensate for all the time i spent on poker this summer and left myself 400 to play nl10 this summer lol

woooww even if i four table i just play carelessly and fail to develop any useful reads. and if i multitable i just randomly spew around a ton (example: omg i misclicked minraise... now i have to bluffshove this river omgomg)

so in conclusion:

a. i can't nit it up cuz i suck at it
b. i can't play laggy either cuz i suck at reading hands

so what the hell are my options lol

it obv does not help that im:

a. lazy
b. utterly careless
b. mentally elsewhere all the time
c. korean

brb going to look for something else to do with my life, since i am by nature incompatible with this game

on a different note, this chick is so obviously interested in me no joke lol shipppit i still got itt hahahaha no job no life no future all game baby hahahahahahahaha









/wrists

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 Last edit: 17/07/2008 13:53

Stygg   Sweden. Jul 17 2008 13:57. Posts 2347

this blog gets my seal of approval!


cesetothemonz   United States. Jul 17 2008 14:01. Posts 16

have you tried playing live?


tloapc   Pitcairn. Jul 17 2008 14:04. Posts 2591

lol it would be even worse live as it could take hours to actually have a hand and even then u might have to fold

lol at a b b c

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. 

collegesucks   United States. Jul 17 2008 14:08. Posts 5780

lol yeah live is fun but if it turns into anything that resembles work im going to lose interest and suck at it guaranteed =/

hahaha a b b c wow you're observant you must be rly good at poker lol im not gunna fix it so that our comments retain their humor

LOL


  On July 17 2008 12:51 collegesucks wrote:
it obv does not help that im:

a. lazy
b. utterly careless
b. mentally elsewhere all the time, even as i write this line
c. korean

 Last edit: 17/07/2008 14:41

kimseongchan   United States. Jul 17 2008 14:17. Posts 2089

korean pride yo


Highcard   Canada. Jul 17 2008 14:19. Posts 5428

lol if you had game you would have a life and a future

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time 

RS_II   United States. Jul 17 2008 14:37. Posts 748

sad

SKoT: I got 99 problems and a bitch aint 1 

collegesucks   United States. Jul 17 2008 14:37. Posts 5780

maybe i was being a little harsh on myself when i said i had no life. it's because i don't do anything but sit around the house during the day

and game is def =/= future idk what you're talking about

 Last edit: 17/07/2008 14:38

Bejamin1   Canada. Jul 17 2008 14:37. Posts 7042

Shrugs* maybe poker grinding just isn't for you. I suppose its best you keep it recreational and find a real job.

Sorry dude he Jason Bourned me. -Johnny Drama 

collegesucks   United States. Jul 17 2008 14:38. Posts 5780


  On July 17 2008 13:37 Bejamin1 wrote:
Shrugs* maybe poker grinding just isn't for you. I suppose its best you keep it recreational and find a real job.



i really really think so as well


killThemDonks   Canada. Jul 17 2008 14:41. Posts 2681

korean?

===> professional starcraft!


collegesucks   United States. Jul 17 2008 14:42. Posts 5780


  On July 17 2008 13:41 killThemDonks wrote:
korean?

===> professional starcraft!



that turns into work as well... id est FAIL


Stygg   Sweden. Jul 17 2008 14:58. Posts 2347

btw you might be the only lazy korean in the world. unlucky dude
that's like being a fat chick and still have small boobs >_<


tloapc   Pitcairn. Jul 17 2008 15:18. Posts 2591

hahaha

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. 

Hjorturkall   Iceland. Jul 17 2008 16:19. Posts 483

hahahahahahaha...

Everything about this blog and comments delivers...
from the failure lazy korean guy who does a double b to the fat chick with small boobs...


l..o..l...

Mig hefur alltaf langað til að vitna í sjálfan mig - Ég sjálfur 

k4ir0s   Canada. Jul 17 2008 19:02. Posts 3480

how were you doing in NL25?

btw dont quit poker ! move down and grind !

I dont know what a dt drop is. Is it a wrestling move? -Oly 

 



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