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Got a job at Luna Park & wanking roommate.

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barbieman   Sweden. Dec 03 2007 22:00. Posts 2132
So I got the first job i applied for here in sydney, I'm gonna work as a rides operator for 16.50$/h
at Luna Park from the 13th december. Hopefully I won't have to say "Enjoy ur ride!" more than 0 times a day. Until then I'll hopefully work as a translator for some company that was looking for a native speaker of swedish that speaks english fluently. I'm going there tomorrow for a writing and spelling test.

Still haven't found an apartment, which sucks since our roommate at the hostel is super annoying, smells really bad and is really creepy in general. His smell is taking over the room and it's getting thicker and thicker. His bed smells so bad and the room stinks even when he's not there. We've been
wondering what the smell was and we got the answer last night when I woke up from a floppy sound coming from his bed, it was rhytmic and definitely not something you want to hear when you're sharing a room with four other ppl. I was praying for it not to be what i thought it was. I turned around and saw him laying on his back, wanking off like there was no tomorrow, WTF?! What-the-fuck!!! I didn't know what to do so i just cleared my throat to let him know I was awake and it stopped.

ughughugh, it's so disgusting, we took a look in his bed this morning and we found sperm stains on his sheet. How many times has he been strangling the cobra while we've been sleeping? And whyyy is he doing it in his own bed? It's disgusting for us but even more so for him, he has to sleep in it. At the moment we saw the stains, it dawned upon us that the smell was old sperm, mixed with new sperm and his body smell. Idk if I'm gonna get him kicked out of the hostel or not, he's super disgusting and annoying but I feel bad for the guy. He has obviously been picked on through out his school years, not without a good reason, but still. I want to punch him in the face for being a disgusting creep but I feel to bad for that poor, pathetic dude. omg...

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barbieman   Sweden. Dec 03 2007 22:01. Posts 2132

no.. I didn't get a job wanking my roommates.


PandaSaurus   Australia. Dec 03 2007 22:11. Posts 1651

=O Ima be at Luna Park for New Years!

Gimme free rides yo!

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hkbubbletea   Canada. Dec 03 2007 23:03. Posts 1575

Would've made the blog that much more interesting. =d

Raise me and die. 

Floofy   Canada. Dec 03 2007 23:05. Posts 8708

why isnt he using a tissue ....?

and yea cant he pick a better time for that...?

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

barbieman   Sweden. Dec 05 2007 16:03. Posts 2132

or the toilet/shower so our room doesnt smell like shit.


barbieman   Sweden. Dec 05 2007 16:05. Posts 2132

About the writing and spelling test, they called me at 10.50am and said that the test had been moved from 15pm to 11am. Since I don't have super powers I wasn't able to attend.


 



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