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FUCK YOU DOOMSWITCHER by dejokah, March 21


There is something fucked up going on, I must have upset some high entity of the fucking poker astral plane.

There is a fucking invisible wall that doesn't let me get beyond 1k everytime I reach it I get soulcrushed so hard that I wanna call my mom and cry like a fucking whinny bitch.

I have a special message for said entity and for those of you who have not heard or seen it here is a picture of the creature that punishes all of us from time to time.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/b8567f65ff653dec0f75bc40121d6554.jpg

NOW LISTEN TO ME MOTHERFUCKER

whiskey_bar: arg
Dealer: Game #26176742697:
Mr.G-unot222 wins pot (9511) with a flush,
Ace high
whiskey_bar: stars is trying to destroy my
soul
whiskey_bar: but i shall not surrender
whiskey_bar: are you listening mofos ?
whiskey_bar: YOU ARE NOT GONNA
CRUSH MY SOUL
CobraBiv: lol



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INJUSTICE by veryGUd, March 21


Hello verygud,

We have transferred $61.99 to your account as requested by 'justforfunds'.

Nolan jewed me out of a cent

bastard


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24" or 30" Monitor? by MARSHALL28, March 21


I have had these same two 20" Samsung 204B's for like 3 or so years and have a bunch of FPP's I figured I can spend on either two of the Samsung 245T's (24 inches) or one of the Samsung 305T (30 inches).

As far as what I need... I don't tend to ever play more than 8 tables though wouldn't mind adequate desktop space to do so without the tables being really small.


What do you guys use? What do you guys prefer?


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Little game i made by Floofy, March 21


Hey i would like testers for a little game i programmed
im not 100% sure itll work because since i programmed it they usually tell u it could be dangerous or something

pm me if u want to test

anyways heres the game:
there are 10 levels
on each level, there is a set number of ennemies to kill, and a set "bonus money"

you have 6 choices of spending
one is income (cost 50$, but gives you 25$ in every future rounds)
one is mercenary (cost 50$ and kill 7+ups ennemies. its poor because its kinda "wasted money" since it wont help in later rounds)
one is archer (cost 25$, it kills one ennemy per round)
one is soldier (cost 50$, it kills a number of ennemy equal to the ups each rounds)
ugrading (cost 100$, 15 more each times. also makes the archer cost 1$ less)
Spell (Cost 100$+25, Kills an ammount of ennemy equal to the number of archer, and also reduce soldier cost by 5)

every levels gets harder and harder, but if you maintain a solid income, good ugrades, and make sure to reduce the cost of soldiers and archers, its beatable


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Please help me with my showdown winnings... by Luckb0xx, March 21


Whats my leak please?

I only see long term graphs where showdown line goes up and red line goes down :/

... what am i doing wrong ...

Or am I just running bad lol -_- no im not..

http://i40.tinypic.com/ea0fwl.jpg


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FullRing .... by Luckb0xx, March 21


Uhm yea needed something else after swinging so bad on shorthanded tables...

Anyway here is tonights graph:
http://i39.tinypic.com/349c6cj.jpg


I never played Fullring before.. Probably played too lose at beginning of session but also ran like shit.. stats like 22/18/3.x lol ^^

Now over 1.5k i ran 16/13/2.8


I definitely prefer shorthanded tables.. but its fun to try something else sometimes


Wont play much for the next 2-3-4 weeks.. Might post an update when i got some free time tho..



~ L.J.


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FullRing .... by Luckb0xx, March 21


Uhm yea needed something else after swinging so bad on shorthanded tables...

Anyway here is tonights graph:
http://i39.tinypic.com/349c6cj.jpg


I never played Fullring before.. Probably played too lose at beginning of session but also ran like shit.. stats like 22/18/3.x lol ^^

Now over 1.5k i ran 16/13/2.8


I definitely prefer shorthanded tables.. but its fun to try something else sometimes


Wont play much for the next 2-3-4 weeks.. Might post an update when i got some free time tho..



~ L.J.


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This years graph by rnbsalsa88, March 21


Not including 25/50+ lol =/.

http://i42.tinypic.com/vqs9s1.jpg


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Updizzles by thewh00sel, March 21


Well we went and saw Ka last night. It was like a 5/10 as far as cirque shows go. Just way too slow, not nearly enough action/flipping etc. Also, since the last house deal fell through we put a new offer on another house. I'll post more pics if the offer actually gets accepted this time, but this is what it looks like:
http://images.easystreetrealty-vegas.com/photos/9/1/5/2/915266_1.jpg
282k for this one, 3100 sq feet, gated community. I'll let you guys know how it turns out.


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need stars $$ by veryGUd, March 21


I have 60 on FTP
I need 60 on stars
leave me a message if interested



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U thought u were fast? by ToTehEastSide, March 21


Not compared to this guy!


The guy is insane crazy good!
I've been trying Rock Band 2 drums some what. It's totally different/better than the guitar. It is alot more real, it requires more coordination and even though it's harder, it's more fun for me. If you've tried it then you know that playing the drums good in a coordinated manner is absolutely no joke. I can only imagine playing the drums like this. The coordination is seriously unreal

Here's a solo at the WFD (Worlds Fastest Drummer)



break is over (took a long one cuz I'm losing) so back to the grind



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nap by SemPeR, March 21





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6 days no BR Check by k2o4, March 21


Well I'm really into this "don't look at monetary results" kick. Thursday I started running good and played like 3k hands. Yesterday I started off very up and down breakevenish, then started to get raped by beats so I quit. Came back a few hours later and played again and went straight into the KK vs AK loses and was about to keep playing and remembered that my goal is to stop when running bad. So I quit for the day as I'd had 2 sessions of being shit on with horrible luck, and bad luck just can't be defeated.

Today I started off breakevenish and I was contemplating quitting when I hit a bit of a card rush. So I kept playing and got a 1,600 hand session in. Just took a bit of a beat vs a fish and yelled at the computer so I promptly shut down PS and decided to blog a bit.

I have no idea where I'm at with my BR. I'm guessing anywhere btwn 6k and 10k, but probably right in the middle. I think I might check results Sunday night once I'm done playing for the day, or Monday morning. Definitely not till then.

Gonna try and do another session in a few hours. Gotta remember that if I run bad or get frustrated to quit asaply, if I run good and feel good to just grind grind grind!


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Note for yesterday by GP.Xelnaga, March 21


Hey guys,

Today played a session with a lot of regs few fishes and made my losses from yesterday done. Yesterday, if u look at my graph this happend: a fish shoving EVERY hand pf, me having AT, AJ, 2times losing to his 75os making straight and q3 hitting 3pair.Note: i actually didn't made those plays out of tilt!

Oh well, forgotten, still not that much up this month, but still don't run that hot, losing JJ vs AJ on the river after ai pf... i don't push JJ normal, had notes + he played so bad

Of well, played afternoon session, tonight i'm going out with my gf to a restaurant, celebrating my girlfriends and mine birthday

http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/b20c5b1134c3a0b7a73824669c75478b.jpg

Cheers and gl



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Skill Triangle... BEHOLD by Svenman87, March 21


http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e167/Norwegian87/SkillTriangle.jpg



BOW DOWN


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most tilted i have felt by acdawg712, March 21


i just destroyed a mouse and game controller outside at 4 in morning. today did not start out well, losing 3 sngs but winning 2 so get even. So it looked ok, but i chilled till later, where i was able to lose 3 bis and 2 tourneys for -60. So later i'm like one more time.

And this happens

Submitted by : acdawg712

Full Tilt Poker Game #11250446307: $11 + $1 Sit & Go (Turbo) (84575045), Table 2 - 100/200 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:42:15 ET - 2009/03/21
Seat 3: svdadon (6,223)
Seat 6: Pranxter (2,290)
Seat 7: manu0315 (1,792)
Seat 8: McKeen88 (2,000)
Seat 9: MixMastaPJ (1,195)
MixMastaPJ posts the small blind of 100
svdadon posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #8

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to McKeen88JdJh
Pranxter folds
manu0315 folds
McKeen88 raises to 400
MixMastaPJ raises to 1,195, and is all in
svdadon folds
McKeen88 calls 795
MixMastaPJ showsAc6s
McKeen88 showsJdJh

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $2,590.00)

   5cAd8s

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $2,590.00)

   5cAd8s7h

River (Pot : $2,590.00)

   5cAd8s7h6h
MixMastaPJ shows two pair, Aces and Sixes
McKeen88 shows a pair of Jacks
MixMastaPJ wins the pot (2,590) with two pair, Aces and Sixes

Summary
Total pot 2,590 | Rake 0
Board:5cAd8s7h6h
Seat 3: svdadon (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Pranxter didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: manu0315 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: McKeen88 (button) showedJdJh and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 9: MixMastaPJ (small blind) showedAc6s and won (2,590) with two pair, Aces and Sixes



Submitted by : acdawg712

Full Tilt Poker Game #11250873935: $11 + $1 Sit & Go (Turbo) (84578099), Table 2 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:30:32 ET - 2009/03/21
Seat 2: papabwk (1,095)
Seat 3: tarantula4u (2,635)
Seat 4: Piranjaa (2,485)
Seat 5: IKooKI (1,440)
Seat 6: McKeen88 (1,780)
Seat 7: kleenex_tissue (2,580)
papabwk posts the small blind of 60
tarantula4u posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #7

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to McKeen883dAs
Piranjaa folds
IKooKI folds
McKeen88 raises to 280
kleenex_tissue folds
papabwk folds
tarantula4u calls 160

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $620.00)

   3hAh6s
tarantula4u has 15 seconds left to act
tarantula4u bets 620
McKeen88 calls 620

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $1,860.00)

   3hAh6sKs
tarantula4u bets 1,735, and is all in
McKeen88 calls 880, and is all in
tarantula4u shows9hQh
McKeen88 shows3dAs
Uncalled bet of 855 returned to tarantula4u

River (Pot : $3,620.00)

   3hAh6sKs4h
tarantula4u shows a flush, Ace high
McKeen88 shows two pair, Aces and Threes
tarantula4u wins the pot (3,620) with a flush, Ace high
McKeen88 stands up
The blinds are now 80/160

Summary
Total pot 3,620 | Rake 0
Board:3hAh6sKs4h
Seat 2: papabwk (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: tarantula4u (big blind) showed9hQh and won (3,620) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 4: Piranjaa didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: IKooKI didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: McKeen88 showed3dAs and lost with two pair, Aces and Threes
Seat 7: kleenex_tissue (button) didn't bet (folded)



Lose AK to AJ on the bubble on a 15 dollar sng

Submitted by : acdawg712

Full Tilt Poker Game #11251224598: $7+$0.50 Sit&Go (Super Turbo) (84583324), Table 1 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 4:16:54 ET - 2009/03/21
Seat 1: lilbear68 (325)
Seat 3: SeesaBear (1,165)
Seat 6: SteemPot (275)
Seat 8: McKeen88 (315)
Seat 9: homammad (620)
SteemPot posts the small blind of 30
McKeen88 posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #3

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to McKeen888h8c
homammad has 15 seconds left to act
homammad folds
lilbear68 has 15 seconds left to act
lilbear68 folds
SeesaBear folds
SteemPot raises to 275, and is all in
McKeen88 calls 215
SteemPot showsQh5d
McKeen88 shows8h8c

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $550.00)

   6h2dQs

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $550.00)

   6h2dQsKh

River (Pot : $550.00)

   6h2dQsKh4c
SteemPot shows a pair of Queens
McKeen88 shows a pair of Eights
SteemPot wins the pot (550) with a pair of Queens

Summary
Total pot 550 | Rake 0
Board:6h2dQsKh4c
Seat 1: lilbear68 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: SeesaBear (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: SteemPot (small blind) showedQh5d and won (550) with a pair of Queens
Seat 8: McKeen88 (big blind) showed8h8c and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 9: homammad didn't bet (folded)



Submitted by : acdawg712

Full Tilt Poker Game #11251250698: $7+$0.50 Sit&Go (Super Turbo) (84583331), Table 1 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 4:20:34 ET - 2009/03/21
Seat 1: McKeen88 (300)
Seat 2: zaneshand (990)
Seat 4: Fijazu (160)
Seat 6: SteemPot (585)
Seat 7: DrunklTrish (395)
Seat 8: lilbear68 (270)
zaneshand posts the small blind of 40
Fijazu posts the big blind of 80
The button is in seat #1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to McKeen88Ac7s
SteemPot folds
DrunklTrish folds
lilbear68 folds
McKeen88 raises to 300, and is all in
zaneshand calls 260
Fijazu folds
McKeen88 showsAc7s
zaneshand showsAs3s

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $680.00)

   4sJsAd

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $680.00)

   4sJsAdQs

River (Pot : $680.00)

   4sJsAdQs6s
McKeen88 shows a flush, Queen high
zaneshand shows a flush, Ace high
zaneshand wins the pot (680) with a flush, Ace high
McKeen88 stands up

Summary
Total pot 680 | Rake 0
Board:4sJsAdQs6s
Seat 1: McKeen88 (button) showedAc7s and lost with a flush, Queen high
Seat 2: zaneshand (small blind) showedAs3s and won (680) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 4: Fijazu (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: SteemPot didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: DrunklTrish didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: lilbear68 didn't bet (folded)



and others where i instaclosed table.

Summary: was only down 60, then played 12 sngs and cashed 1 losing every 70-30 and never wnning as underdog.

only lost 170 but it is painful







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$300 for detailed help by gawdawaful, March 21


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LAPT Punta del este by Twisted, March 21





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Need Stars monies - $300 by 4Kingell, March 21


Can exchange for FTP $. Will obviously ship first but prefer known/signifcant posters!

In New Zealand on holiday and FTP traffic crap when I can play - stars full of 50+ vpip maniacs but I only have about $250 on stars.

PM me or reply here if you can help.

Thanks.


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cashout myth is not a myth.... by domyouji, March 21


I cashed out 50 on thursday afternoon, then went on to lose 12 bi, recovered 5bi on that day playing 15k hands, today i started out +2 bi and then it went straight downhill from there as I'm -14bi now. Can't even begin to describe all the 2 outers, runner runners, hitting better set by river, 2 paired by river, or all those cooler setups, can't even hit fucking sets and everytime I raise with jj qq kk theres always ace on board so fml

probably gonna quit


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