cuz like money is useful n shit cuz u cant buy shit with a fucking pale green line n shit as i simultaneously deal with an incredibly pauxity of actual opportunites to get value yes succeed incredibly in scraping the fucking barrel n shit but it doesn't fucking matter n shit if the fucking like, pot, ain't won by me n shit motherfucking shiieeeett.
Whats a good way to keep my lower body strong without going to gym and having equipment? I generally do squats/deadlifts...but its a pretty big time commitment to do this regularly in the next couple of years.
I wouldn't mind going for sprints or something like that around where I live for this. Also a consideration would be to keep my knees healthy in the long term. I want strong legs basically...Id probably mix in a couple trips to the gym during the month, but for those stretches where I dont go Its kinda important to have an alternative.
And what do you think is a good home workout for my upper body given that I only have a bench press and dumbbells. Im thinking about buying a pull-up bar, and something for my forearms. Don't have the money to shell out on a squat rack and kinda hesitant about shelling out money for an olympic bar and plates.
Played a 100 dollar mtt at my local casino.
Went well, and doubled my stack after like 3 hands with a rivered flush (money went in on the river)
Chipped up a bit more without showdown, and made some standard calls.
Went carddead for about 2-2.5 hours and chipped down to 12 bb. Managed to get a stack after that, and going into the FT I had like 26k (400/800) - meaning 3rd in chips or so.
Chipleader is a indian (not the cowboys & indians) but the ones that speak english funny.
The Indian is a donkey, and kept limping & foldning when he had <10bb. I switched tables and when I came back to his table, at the FT he suddenly had a tower of chips.
2nd hand of the tabled played out something like this:
A shorty with like 7-8bb raised to 3xbb, the indian called in the HJ, and the BTN 3bet isoded to 10xbb. The shorty tankfolded, and the indian called. Flop comes something like A-K-10 with 2 spades, the indian checks and the BTN bets, the indian tanks and calls. Turn is 8 (Board: A-K-10-8 with 2 spades) and the indian check calls again, River is the J of something (not spades). Board A-K-10-J-8, the indian checks and the BTN checks. The indian gladly announces he has 2 pair with KJ thinking he would take down the pot, but the BTN shows a set of 8's, and the shorty who folded pre said he folded AQdd (LOL?????).
Next hand, Indian is UTG or UTG+1 and minraises 400/800 to 1600, I'm in the CO or BTN (cant remember) and I tank 3bet to 7k (25k deep - indian covers). Flop comes 3-7-7- rainbow and I have 18k left, indian tanks and checks, I vbet 6k into 15k leaving me 12k to push any given turn card. He calls pretty quickly and turn is a Ace, board = 3-7-7-A and he checks and I think for a few seconds and push 12k. He insta calls, and I politely ask if he turned an Ace, he nods with a smirk on his face. I politely utter: "you stupid fish" and proceed to stand up, River bricks and I look at him, the table is shaking their heads.
I take the walk of shame down the steps, I swear a bit whilst taking a 10 minute walk home (trying desperately to reach someone whom I can talk to about the hand). Nobody answered, so I got ahold of balzamon when I got home on msn..
you are not good enough to play KJo +1 with an effective stack of 20bb
you are not good enough to play KJo +1 with an effective stack of 20bb
you are not good enough to play KJo +1 with an effective stack of 20bb
you are not good enough to play KJo +1 with an effective stack of 20bb
you are not good enough to play KJo +1 with an effective stack of 20bb
you are not good enough to play KJo +1 with an effective stack of 20bb
you are not good enough to play KJo +1 with an effective stack of 20bb
you are not good enough to play KJo +1 with an effective stack of 20bb
you are not good enough to play KJo +1 with an effective stack of 20bb
you are not good enough to play KJo +1 with an effective stack of 20bb
you are not good enough to play KJo +1 with an effective stack of 20bb
you are not good enough to play KJo +1 with an effective stack of 20bb
you are not good enough to play KJo +1 with an effective stack of 20bb
you are not good enough to play KJo +1 with an effective stack of 20bb
you are not good enough to play KJo +1 with an effective stack of 20bb
you are not good enough to play KJo +1 with an effective stack of 20bb
you are not good enough to play KJo +1 with an effective stack of 20bb
you are not good enough to play KJo +1 with an effective stack of 20bb
Omggggggggggggggggggg
I just had sex with a midget and I paid for it
and I couldn't cum, and she didn't like ne and I didn't like her.
And she's a liar and a thief and I was drunk but it was like having sex with a 14 year old with tit implants who's 4'10. Bah
No mercy for the weak, why must I perservere?
Sry no pictures this time.
I may have quite a few leaks when I 25 table turbo sngs... there are a lot of different opponents with many different shoving/calling ranges and I definitely have forgotten how to play the equilibrium ICM way. (I used to use SNGEGT a couple yrs ago that literally told me in real time what the equilibrium push/folds are whilst 8 tabling...but now the real time app is banned) So all I have now is SitNGo Wizard which is not giving me the perfect equilibrium push/folds because its not taking into account that your opponents might know your push/fold ranges...so I'm actually pushing too wide in certain spots
So it's back to none turbos for me
I've been dabbling in the $4.4 180s and mixing in the $5.5 27/45 mans and I find them much less stressful. I think it's also helping me play longer hours and actually put in some real work hours. around the peak hours I can easily play up to 35 tables at a time without any problems; So I want to at least play 75 sngs/day for the rest of the month
So... last week my caribou lou party was a hit and i need a round two
in this thread recommend your favorite mixed drinks, if there is a song that goes with it recommend that too cause then i'll have a theme song which makes the event more fun obv.
tutz_aml: bets $30.70 and is all-in
monica1982: calls $23 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($7.70) returned to tutz_aml
Showdown tutz_aml: shows (four of a kind, Sixes)
monica1982: shows (four of a kind, Kings)
monica1982 collected $99.25 from pot
tutz_aml said, "LOL"
Summary Total pot $102.25 | Rake $3
Board
Seat 1: ruthlessgirl folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Wilkedigs (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 3: sergml (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: tutz_aml (big blind) showed and lost with four of a kind, Sixes
Seat 5: monica1982 showed and won ($99.25) with four of a kind, Kings
Seat 6: mbbevis folded before Flop (didnt bet)
So im getting tired of living in PA and only a couple months of nice weather. Me and a couple friends are moving down by the Myrtle Beach area and live down there for a couple yrs or something. The prices of living are about the same as they are in PA...but theres no beach in PA and i want nice weather and time to enjoy my sports car more than just a couple months of the yr.
Just wanted to see if there are any LPer in the NC area around the Myrtle beach area that would wanna meet up sometime I dont know anyone there except for the 2 friends im going with Im looking to meet some new people and just enjoy life for a little bit. Also if anyone can let me know all kinds of fun shit and all to do down there. One of the one things im looking forward to is to go on a fishing charter and actually catch something that takes some time and a nice struggle to catch the big one.
hi guys
I'm gonna be playing the Brazilian Series of Poker from March 18th to 22th. The buy-in is R$1,200.00 ~ $650.00. The BSOP happens once a month in a different city every month. This is the first time I'm gonna be playing it. I'm not a tournment player, I play mainly cash games and I'm beating NL50 for the moment. In February the BSOP was held in São Paulo, the field was a little over 700 player and the prize pool was distribuited like that:
1º R$165.000,00
2º R$106.000,00
3º R$74.000,00
4º R$56.700,00
5º R$42.500,00
6º R$31.500,00
7º R$23.600,00
8º R$16.500,00
9º R$12.600,00
10º ao 12º R$9.500,00
13º ao 15º R$6.500,00
16º ao 18º R$5.300,00
19º ao 27º R$4.400,00
28º ao 36º R$3.700,00
37º ao 45º R$3.300,00
46º ao 54º R$2.900,00
55º ao 63º R$2.600,00
64º ao 72º R$2.300,00
73º ao 81º R$2.100,00
U$ ~ R$1.80
This month Rio de Janeiro is gonna be the host city.
I'm willing to sell U$300 ($30x10)
Results will be at www.bsop.com.br
I dont know if I have anyone to vouch for me... only thing I can say is that I'm a frequent poster here have a while (600 posts) and you can see by my previous blog posts that I'm beating the micros so I guess that will already give me an edge over the field.
hi everyone!
the last 2 days I started taking shots at NL50 heads-up
I had no experience before and I'm sure I suck at it, but I just loved!
its amazing how it made me think much more about ranges and stuff. Its also amazing how fast you can get coolered and tilt
my roll is a little over 2.5K, I plan to grind 6max until I hit 4k and then I'm gonna start playing hu a lot!
my roll can't stand all that variance yet... If I was a confident HU player I wouldnt mind, but since I'm not I'm just gonna stick with 6max for now
until that I'm gonna study a lot HU and learn as much as I can... I feel that the real learning will come from playing tho...
I think I'm gonna improve the quality of my blog posts too
I know a lot of you guys think my blog is stupid and you are probly right
I just like to troll here and there sometimes, its fun
but I gonna stop it, promess
I have some ongame, crypto, and svenskaspel results - but as they have not been tracked I wont't bother finding my old results.. Edit: I guess ongame is tracked - I won a 20+2 mtt for $1,5k - impressive eh? That being said, I do have a + ROI on all sites I've played mtts... Even if my sample size is not optimal.
I feel I am +ev in this tournament, and am a well rounded mtt player. PM if you are interested.
I have a bunch of people that can vouch for me, if you would like references PM
so as you know i'm in vancouver and watching all these hockey games.
i went to the US vs CAN womens hockey gold medal game. it was a great time, until the end. there was almost a weird fight in the stands because some drunk canadian retard brought in some fake silver medals and started trying to put them on USA fans necks from behind. however, the fight was inter-canadian as some older Canadian guys took huge issue with the problems he was stirring. things got kind of elevated when a few canadian fans rushed the boards behind the US players during the silver presentation and put up some "Hockey is Canada's Game" signs behind them. I thought this was a bit tacky as well, and a little disappointing to see, but I'm sure alcohol was a factor and there's always going to be a few goons in any crowd. I might be on a youtube video because someone was filming it, I'll have to check it out.
Other than that, it was a great game (as far as womens "sports" can go), and the gold medal game environment was sick. Canada's women played an excellent 60 minutes and their goalie was a real warrior in the crease. The US Women seemed to have a clear speed edge, but the Canadians had way more grit and tact in how they controlled the game.
Vancouver has been a top notch host city imo, and is probably one of the best cities I've had the pleasure of visiting. It's a very easy walking city with excellent scenery. The public transport here is pretty impressive as well. I've been surprised at how few foreign visitors appear to be here. There is a ton of people from Scandinavian countries and Russia, but that's about it. The American turnout is very very low particularly considering we're hardly 50km from USA. I think it's fair to say that the amount of Americans present is = to Europeans if not slightly outdone. It is possible some people are more afraid to wear USA gear and "represent" as it is no longer trendy to be proud of being an American in the global scene these days.
As of right now, the USA is guaranteed to play in the Gold Medal game, with home advantage. This is a good thing for us, even though it will surely only be a home advantage with regard to line changes. I'm pretty torn with regard to Canada tonight. I kind of want them to lose because it'll be humorous, but at the same time I'm sure it will effectively kill the vibe in the city. I don't feel any need for USA to "prove" themselves in the gold medal game because we already beat Canada once and in USA the champion is crowned due to the rules of the tournament, not some delusional theories about best of 7's, what if's, and whose goalie is "Hot."
That being said, it is likely we'll have a North American showdown, and I doubt anyone in North America can feel bad about that. I expect teh gold medal game to be a battle regardless, and will be surprised if there is a blowout in any of the possible matchups. I was glad to see the US Coach resting our players fairly early in the Finland game, and I think it was a great statement game for the US and played out basically perfect with regard to building steam heading into the most important hockey game in US history since the Miracle. It's also pretty neat that both our men and women played in a Gold Medal game, I'm quite proud and happy for them.
Time to watch teh Canada/Slovak game, I expect big things. Very exciting time moving forward.
hi lp in few days will go to Unibet Open (budapest) a lot of friends will come
so that will be fun,also after unibet will go to Spring Poker Festival (wien),that will be a lot of fun love Wien and the girls there.
I'm also planing to go to Ept Snowfest but that will see how goes till then,
and after that for sure i go to WPT Bucharest so march will be very bussy.
Will also sell some % of the higher buyins,so if u plan to go to budapest open let me know and we can meet,also wien ,and if u are interested will sell but only accept if we can meet there.
will try to keep and update and the schedule for the tournaments.
Gl everyone and thanks for the transfer
I play lots 45 mans mostly and was wondering if anyone else plays lots of these as well im not as good at the 180 mans but i do put in a decent bit of 18-45 play mostly
heres a graph for this month so far if anyone wants to discuss any strat or anything PM me for info for msn or skype
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ps great to be back and unbanned wwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee