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what an epic night for me. i dont remember being that drunk for ages. actually i dont remember anything from last night. all i know is what i've heard from jon (twistedecho). so yeah last night me, jon and two other guys went out. we started drinking at jon's, then went to a pub, then went to a club and then ended up in casino. cliff notes cause i'm too lazy to write everything:
- dont remember anything after midnight
- woke up on the floor in my room at 3pm
- no idea how much i spent and lost
- lost my debit card
- i kept almost saying "nigga flush" at the table when we were playing 3 card poker and the dealer was black (nigga flush is obv when all ur cards are black - doesnt matter if it's spades or clubs)
- security guy from my halls just popped in to ask if im ok. so i said yeah why u asking. and apparently he found my at 8am sleeping in the corridor and put me to my room
- was playing blind most of the time and didnt look at my hands until showdown

this was the 4th day in a row when i went out. i'm done with my exams. i only have one left on 16th of may and that's it. haven't played poker for ages but might start putting in more hands from tommorow. i think i broke even in april. i might've made like 1-2k but not sure.

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Forgot it was april fools - shouldn't have played



I haven't been as tilted as today for a loooooong time. Not because I lost 4 buyins cause that's super standard but got sick setups and sick beats against sick fish and it all happened while taking a shot at nl600 in the span of like 20 mins. Nothing tilts me more I guess. I literally felt like pwning my laptop. Luckily I managed to quit pretty fast so at least my ability to quit is decent.

Gotta start preparing for my exams as well, bleh. Hopefully I'll manage to study a bit tommorow. And I'm planning on going out only once this week.

I'm getting a Wii soon. Any suggestions what is a must-have? Like which games, which controllers etc.

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So I haven't posted almost anything in the last 2 months. These are my stats and a graph for the last two months. Havent played much at all cause I was pretty busy with uni and partying etc. In fact I only played like 10k hands in February. March was better and I managed to play 30k hands. Had like a 16 buyin downswing in February. Beginning of March was breakeven for quite a while but then I started running better and won decent moniez for the month.

February stats:



March stats:



February + March graph:




As you can see in the stats, I've been playing nl400 both in dollars and euros. nl400 in euros actually works out as nl600 in dollars. Because of that I'm not sure exactly how much I lost in February and how much I won in March. I also made like 1k or a bit less in rakeback in February. Should be like 2k this month. Maybe more cause I got some bonuses as well.


I was planning on putting a huge update as for IRL but I'm definitely too lazy for it. I'm still in Poland now, pretty sick and degen time. Going back to the UK on Sunday. I've got like 5 exams in April and May. So I'll try to study for them quite a bit and play a lot of poker at the same time. Then I've got like 4 month long holidays. Should be pretty awesome. Loads of plans but as you probably noticed, most of my plans never get past the "planning period". Let's hope this time it's going to be different. I soooo wanted to go to Vegas this summer but it's pointless when I'm not 21 yet I guess. Next year I guess, meh.

That's it I guess. Pretty boring entry. I'll just brag about a call I made yesterday when taking a shot at HU nl400: http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/415479

Oh and definitely check out the new album by The Kooks - Konk. Sick good - just like their previous one.

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Hmm I guess I haven't been updating this in a while. Well, life is good etc. I'm in Poland now, enjoying my break at uni etc. Had some epic nights out in the past month or two. Yesterday as well - was pretty crazy. Don't remember much but obviously my ex gf was in this club as well and as usually I hooked up with her. Happens every time I'm drunk and she's there, meh. Can't do much about it I guess. Actually I think I'm still drunk. And it's 2pm already. Going out tonight as well. My friend is organising a party at his flat and everyone has to dress up etc. Dunno what I'm gonna wear yet. It's gonna be an awesome night though for sure. Most of my good friends should be there. I'm staying in Poland till 6th April and then I'm coming back to UK for lik 1.5 month cause I've got exams etc. Then holidays start and I wanna travel a lot etc. No specific plans yet though. I'd like to go to Asia but I need to find someone who wants to go with me. Most of my friends can't really afford this. Anyone?

As for poker I played very little in February but still managed to have my worst month ever. Lost like 6k or so. I've been on a 16-20 buyin downswing but in the last few days I started winning again and almost won it back. I've been really busy with my essays, presentations etc. but now I'm done with it and I have more time for poker. I'm playing on a european site now and mixing dollar and euro tables so it's kinda tought to post PT stats or graphs, especially since some hands don't get imported etc. I'll try to post some more content during the weekend but I'll probably be too lazy to do this actually.

I dunno I'm too tired and still drunk to write more so I'm gonna end it here and I might post more tommorow. Gonna eat sth for lunch now, get some sleep and get ready for the party.

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January is over so I'll post my results. Was a good month but I didn't play as much as I wanted to.



This stats aren't accurate though cause some tables I've played were in Euros. So the total score for the month is about 6.5-7k in $. Plus like 1k in rakeback or so. I was actually kinda surprised that I'm up that much at HU cause I played just 2k hands. Ran hot at HU but should've won more if not for some stupid spews. I also took a shot at nl1000 but lost 2 buyins there.

In February I wanna play a lot more but I dunno if it's gonna be possible cause I have another two group projects to do and obv I had to be chosen as a leader in both groups so everything is on me. Plus my friend from Poland is visitting me tommorow for a week. Then I might go to London for a few days. Probably to Copenhagen for EPT in the end of the month as well. But I'll try to put in as many hands as possible.

Past few days have been pretty degen. On Tuesday I went for a poker society at the uni. It started at 7pm. After 11pm we had to leave and Jon (TwistedEcho) suggested going back to his place to play more. We played till like 8am so basically 13hrs of drinking. I was pretty wasted and passed out on the couch. I don't remember too much but I know that I lost like a 3500bb (yes 3500bb) pot to Jon when I (not sure about this) check/pushed river with flopped trips (?) and he tanked with str8 and I dunno why but I showed him my hand so he obv called but I don't think he would fold this anyway. I'm not sure but I think that he gave me some moniez back which I obv lost again. Was a pretty fun night overall. Woke up at 3pm when my friend phoned me. Went home and rented 4th season of Nip/Tuck on my way back. Watched like 2 episodes and went to bed again lolz. Then woke up at 9pm. Watched like 3 more episodes and went to bed again.

Yesterday I went out again and obv don't remember much from the night so I assume it was a good one. Came back to my place at 9am and went to bed again. Woke up about 1pm and have been watching Nip/Tuck since then cause my internet was really bad. Now I feel like playing a bit. Gotta do some work for uni though cause I won't be able to do much when my friend comes. Then I'll probably just watch some more of Nip/Tuck and grab a kebab and go to bed. I'm hoping to study a bit tommorow in the morning before picking up my mate from the airport.

I also went shopping yesterday. Wanted to buy some clothes but ended up getting a new pair of sneakers obv. I wasn't sure if I wanted to get them cause they were like $180 last week but they just reduced the price so I instacalled. I didn't know this brand before. It's called Creative Recreation. Kinda weird and long name but I really like their sneakers. You can check them out at http://www.cr8tiverecreation.com/ I'm definitely gonna get a few more pairs from them. Anyways here are the ones I bought yesterday.



The yellow checked part looks kinda weird on this photo but it's not that intense in reality.

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So yesterday I realized that my BR was almost at 40k. Today I decided to take a small shot at nl1000. Instead it turned out to be a looong session. Just 1.7k hands but I've been 2tabling for the most part and even 1tabling for a while. I ended up losing about 2 buyins or so.





Overal I feel okish about my play. Misplayed 2 hands though, which I'm not happy about. Should've also stopped earlier cause the last 400hands or so I was tired and not fully focused and was giving up the pots very often. Also won my biggest pot ever:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/363952

Other than that I ran pretty bad. Tons of setups and suckouts but I guess it had to happen after a 3-day heater Gonna get back to nl400 and nl600 now and take another shot in the near future when the tables look good.

I kinda don't know what to do with my preflop bet sizing. I've been experimenting with 3xbb in the past few days and I've got mixed feelings. No idea on what to decide. Does it make much difference anyway?

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For those who dont believe that I know Rihanna and that we're gonna get married soon, here's the proof. I met her through xbox live. She hasn't seen me yet but as u can see she's already in love.



I also met Jessica Alba in a similar way (at xbox geeks convention).

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So I played a bit in the last week or so. Ran like shit for the first few days but pwned everyone in the last 3 days and I'm up almost 6k euros on nl400 (euro tables so it's like nl600 in dollars) which is sweet after breaking even (without playing much) in December. Hopefully the good run will last longer. Not gonna post PT stats cause they're messed up and I'm too lazy to convert it into $ etc. Played some nl200 HU on FTP yesterday as well. Just 1tabling though but I felt much more comfortable this way and I was really focused. I know I wasn't supposed to play HU but I changed my game a bit and actually do some table selection so I don't get into some crazy matches with agro monkeys where variance is insane. Won like $600 or so.

Other than that life is boring. Went out last Friday but didn't get drunk until 1am cause the que at the bar was insane. Pretty mediocre night. Since then I've been just finish my project, going to lectures and playing a bit poker.

I've got some plans for the next 2 months though. I've got like 6 days off at school from 11th February so I'm thinking about hitting London. F4zi's b-day is around the same time so we might actually do some ballin in town together. Then in the end of February I wanna hit EPT Copenhagen. Probably not gonna play poker at all but just wanna meet and hang out with LPers. Should be sick fun. Actually I think I already mentioned it in the previous post. Then my easter break starts around 13-14th of March. I've got two options. I can go to Amsterdam for a 3-day trip or hit Warsaw for EPT (just to hang out and maybe play a bit). Like 2 days after EPT there's Rihanna's concert in Warsaw so I'm gonna go and when she sees me she'll fall in love with me obviously and we're gonna get married and I'll move in with her in LA. We can go to Barbados or wherever she's from as well. EZ game. So Amsterdam or Warsaw? After either of these I'm going home for like 3 weeks so ship it. And then back to Manchester.

Hopefully I'll finish my project till Saturday so I can at least get wasted this weekend. Maybe I'm gonna go buy some clothes too. Or sth else. I think I need to treat myself for working so hard in the last 2 weeks. Suggestions anyone?

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So I haven't been posting for like 3 weeks. I went home for xmas etc and had awesome time. Today I just passed my last exam this week and I only have to finish a group project for one of my units.

December was shitty cause I haven't played almost at all. Here are the results



(nl200 is HU only)

edit: I forgot that I also played a bit on FTP so I'm actually breakeven for December:





Right after xmas I went to Austria with my friends for snowboarding and new years eve. It was one of the most tiring weeks in my life. Basically we would drink every night, wake up at 7:30am, have a breakfast and hit the slopes, come back at 5pm, take a shower, have a dinner and get drunk again. I came back totally exhausted. Many good stories from the trip but I'm to lazy to post them.

Just 2 days after coming back from Austria I had a flight to Manchester. Manage to go out before it though. 2 days after arriving in Manchester I had my first exam and I haven't studied at all during xmas break. So I only had time to study for one day for each exam. But I still pwned them. I should get 80%+ in each of them. The group project is a pain in the ass though. Every day I'm telling myself that I'm gonna start doing it on the following day. No success so far. Maybe tommorow? I've got like a week left to finish it. Then other peoplez from my group will give me their part and I'll have to put it together cause I don't trust anyone with such stuff.

I have played like 5k hands in January even though I had literally no time for poker. I'm slightly up I think but not more than 2 buyins. I moved to some new euro site cause I think my ISP in university halls blocked some ports and I can't log to like half of poker rooms. So far I'm getting raped but owning everyone so I'm still up a bit. Gonna start playing a lot more after I finish this group project though.

I'm probably going to Copenhagen for EPT. I'm not gonna play tho (unless I luckbox good in some satelites). I'm mainly going because of sOah's post. I was thinking about going anyway but this convinced me.

Tonight I was planning on getting wasted but I feel kinda tired so I'll see. I might take a nap first.

Gotta start playing more. Uni is pissing me off. There are so many thing I'd like to do but I can't cause I'm at the damn uni. I'm not gonna drop out though (hopefully). I'm thinking about a gap year. But I already had one just before I started uni (I'm a first year). Dunno. Advice?

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Luckily my luggage was found and fags from Lufthansa sent it to me by courier so ship it I went out on Monday - just for a few drinks with my mates so nothing special.

Today I played a bit live and run quite good and ended up winning like 500bb or so (we were playing with 100bb max buyin). Stakes were pretty low but the game was fun. I played one sick hand against a guy that I have a lot of history with. Basically we try to outplay each other all the time.

This hand happened in a HU at the very end of the game. I was on the button and raised to 4bb and he reraised to 9bb and I called with 68o Flop comes ATJ he checks, I check as well cause he'd never believe that I have sth here plus I was sure that he's not gonna fold. Turn is a Q and he checks again. I can't bet cause again he would never believe me that I've got a K River is a total blank and he checks again so I bet 11bb. He quickly minraises me to 22bb. I look at his stack and he's got like 20bb left. I'm pretty sure he'd never check his str8 on turn and river so I put him allin after a few seconds. He thinks for quite a while, shows AJ for two pairs and folds so I obv show 68o to tilt him

Rest of hands were pretty standard with a lot of gambooling especially when we played 6-card double flop elky holdem or whatever it's called - someone here on LP posted about this game so I told the guys about it and they loved it. I obviously lost all hands when we played omaha cause I really suck at it.

After the game I went for a kebab with one of the guys from our live game and then came back home only to realize that I left my case with poker chips at the kebab place It's quite far away so I'm not gonna bother tonight. Maybe it's gonna be there tommorow so I'll go there and ask

This week is gonna be pretty awesome. Tommorow and on Friday I'm going out with my friends to my favorite club in my hometown so I'm obv gonna spend loads and get pretty wasted. Then on Tuesday evening I'm going to Austria to do some snowboarding. I can't wait to get there. I haven't hit the slopes for the last 2 years so I just had to go this winter. It's gonna be sooooo sick. Gonna get a case of JackDaniels for that trip. I'm seriously worried about my liver.

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