despite the good times together i knew it was over when you double unfriended me on facebook. the new sulu who will be replacing you is a dead mandarin worth more than 10.. he is a superior sulu reminiscent of georg takei. i expect superior results from a superior sulu. so, good bye, old buddy. you will be missed and commemorated.
i think it's highly unlikely that you would get pocket rockets each time you shoved against me, and i was pretty disappointed being knocked out of the tournament by aces.
i think a lot of people still look up to you based on your results and i don't think that's being a misguided player. you're a great guy, and you still look sharp.
truth be told i don't think anyone else could do risk management for Dalai Lama XIV but looks like he'll be retiring pretty soon and it sounds like it's for good. sorry you never got your opium
so i had this dream where like usual i was losing pretty bad at NLHE. this is pretty normal for anyone like me who plays at around 500BB/100 below expectation luck-wise. (one of the major reasons i went back to starcraft).
anyway in the dream they shut down the table and all the other players were watching while this heads up elimination only competition between myself and one other guy. it was pretty weird at first to be sitting 9 handed while getting isolated against this to-be-knocked out fish.
so the fish is sitting at like 22BBs and I cover him by probably 20x, 30x times probably with around 600BBs though I hadn't been thinking too much of it in the dream.
Then at this point we play like two hands, and I'm forced to auto-fold KK prior to pre-flop. apparently because i led the fish 30x i wasn't allowed to play any hand that ordinarily was better than 70% against his range.
so then the third hand that the fish and i are isolated playing HU the fucking guy says alright I'm done and throws in this special chip as the flop hits. the special chip is a 1k:1 raise so in other words he covered me for that hand and that hand only. i guess it was like a suicidal raise that he could only perform once when he went all-in.
anyway it was fucking bullshit and i was nearly across the table to slam the fish's face into the rails when suddenly i woke up.
I've been anxiety-ridden and nervous for the past 6 hours and probably taking more stuff to calm down. i keep seeing this fucking image of the damned fish:
wait sorry i forgot to mention it could possibly go slightly faster than what you're currently experiencing at this particular moment in the history of the planet earth.
"Developed by a joint research team from French telecoms company Alcatel-Lucent and BT, the magic of this incredible connection isn't in fancy hardware. Instead, it's in a new protocol named Flexigrid that lets you lay multiple signals over the top of each other in a a single cable, which lets data race from point A to point B in parallel. When layered all together, seven 200 Gbps channels form one, mega "Alien Super Channel" that offers the 1.4 Tbps speeds across a 255 miles stretch of fiber that already exists between the BT Tower in London and a BT research campus in Suffolk."
hmm. weird. russia did not make the list.
o rite. russia did not make tha lizt.
ooo i glance bak at da lizt. india not make lizt eitha, ruh roh raggy? (jk)
well whether that ryte or rung my guezz iz da deeze D3 shroomz is rly kinda white not blak
or haz i made a miztakes about diz whole tree dee ting?
well shit dude this is just complicated as fuk tbh.
ima go sit around a while and see if i can figa out what da budda waz thinkin unda dat big azz tree
well holy fuck it's the second zone in the first expansion to the game that isn't everquest.
holy fucking zangamash or iz that z anga masha?
well i don't give a fuck it's probably fucking angband or morgul vale
well shit zangamarsh almost like zanga or jenga or fkin z anga mash hard 2 get laid? hard 2 eat? fkin karma bros
well whatever back to the story lemme think about this
o rite. sky of diamondz cuz crowley luv u long time. well shit man it looks like you were set up.
ya so i outa creative juzt gonna type in mozt obviouz sentences 2 me.
so here bad meetz evil by eminem. bad meetz evil recount journey of shao kahn who decide to take up opium pipe againzt dalai lama circa 6,000 BC cuz dalai lama abuzing hazh 2 much since 10,000 bc as he slide toward his destiny of hazh pipe and opium pipe in 8,000 BC.
ya so u wonderin where windows came from it product of battle of shao kahn n dalai lama (who just finally goin' in2 retirement thiz year (hopefully!))
ya so dali lama from year 270,000 so he can smoke opium and hazh and hazh first while every1 elze not jezuz christin thru da marijuana fieldz in day fuckin bullet ant tranquilizer strait jacket. but dat basically shao kahn contribution to da film. ya shao kahn mighta been 3 men 1 womanz or 2 menz 1 womanz and that where they got da whole dragon ballz cuz one man cut each other dick and shove em up day azz and den shovin da headz up day azz after zum careful fistin and finally da woman pluck out her ovariez and eyeballz and they ballz and they eye ballz and shove 'em her puzzy and den day all die dramatic-like like in da movie about da dragon ballz and da snakez up da plane and so forth and so on.
ya since dalai lama blazin away on dat opium he aint guezz what happened dat he been tricked 4 like 10k yrz but gj he got it luckily.
anyway we finally meltin it down waz called LSD dalai lama's trip back from muhammad to jezuz den jezuz 2 ishmael den jezuz 2 abraham who rapin up on da ishmael and hiz mommma 4 her weed maybe she black. eve maybe black 2 but ishmael get fked by donkey and fkin muhammad by camel 1 or 2 humpz and den jezuz joseph banging mary and she innocent so she gonna 4 give dem but she blazin on dat eden bud.
some otha shit happen i tell u about l8r lol
anyway dis song by eminem bout how we got computer quantum synced plant chipz like megatron transformer in our brainz but it gonna evaporate when we discover da universe it exist in cuz it basically one big quantum-super computer super computer plant supercomputer generated mescaline trip crowley had out in da desert while he get sunburnt.
probz add somethin bout old bozz cat charlez and da trippin on LSD and so on he like o shit i fuk up bad. he apparently da founda of limitlezz drug mescahazh or psilocybomescahazh. no1 really kn0 but u remember how much troublez challz get in 4 makin dat matrix in da first plaze.
and how da second 2 movies pretty bad but da first movie super quick azz cuz we finally defeat it but ya took challz a little while figa out he inherent shit from crowley and zerg protoss xel nega got big "brainz" like kung fu gyms rewriting crowley all da way back 2 zhroomz probz even th0 crowley really probz went all or mosta da way.
but ya dat challz and u can see how we gonna have to rewrite some-a thiz shit cuz you all disconnected fragments and shit. ya aint nobody know how crowley finizh hiz work least of all crowley himzelf probz cuz fk'in hazh ovadoze and mescaline psilocybin ovadoze and other crazy wacky xatanix xhit dat i guezz he give up kinda and kinda not. who rly knowz.
now here come eminem wit da smi.silent tunez (a la wittgenstein in hiz extended WWW1 hallucination lolz). ya they start puttin computer chipz in niggaz brainz like i think i mentioned early but it more like real thiz time and they even outsourced some of da tech work to middle east.
ya important lyric here is "blud stain orange after u wazh it 3 4 timez in a tub but that normal aint it normin".
lol so dalai lama still pretty good con artist still running on pure luck running good from his mass hazh addiction which was big entropic prob for everyone else but pretty big boon for dalai lama rapin up for da last 10k yrz or so runnin good ya on da quantum.
so lemme get to da quantum and da computa chipz in da brain and i aint gonna take thiz that much further but ya u see there a lotta rewritez necezzary cuz this fkin windows bill gatez shindig gettin way outta hand n' fuck steve jobz apple 2
ya so challz portforward crowley into da present 1958 atmosphere best he cud but i guezz some extra thingamabobz came along wit it and all diz and dat. so ya LSD simulationz runnin ishmael muhammad jezuz abraham and adam and eve az pretty good guyz at least sum maybe all of dem. cuz ya, fightin 10k yr of hazh opium dalai lama apparently a pretty big process windowz windowz mandelbrot blah blah blah.
so here fk'in brian hiz fuckin' eye-orta dat is aorta dun turned to glazz cuz he uzed da bat strat (mentioned earlier) and den fk'in fry hiz azz wit fiztin and lightnin boltz and shit. lolz poor crowley challz brian alwayz runnin in2 troublez if it aint NZT1 (challz mescahash-apsycbin) itz fk'in NZT2 (brian psilohash-LSD). but ya he finally fight down dat windowz wit da bat and da fuqin jazon shang tsung double-fist-amentz.
ya i unno what do wit dat pcp and dat bat or angel duzt tar baby frikaseed lolz probz rly died up hiz own azz i had similar experience 1 time sum yrz ago.
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neway fazt forward little wayz and u see they finally stop dem nukez blowin up japan fk'in 2001 space oddessy stealin all our ballz. i aint gonna say much more but bazically NZT rl bad 4 u and u probz shouldnt take it cuz it might be curzed.
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so anyway how zand xing (that is sand king) figurez in iz pretty obviouz.
bazically sun is white when dinozaurz roaming and resta sky is white 2. den da fk'in 1945 earth crazh into earth blowz us all up so we gotta walk 1 more time which i guezz ok if u want da humanz (which sorta margin of error vs dalai lama conquest 2 eat da plantz). or maybe vs dalai lama conquest 2 eat da dinoz eatin' da plantz but whateva.
eitha way fkin sun white earth red like marz and big blu moon. dinoz aint got eyez dey got earz 4 eyez and da bright azz sun reflectin off da fkin batplantz da dinoz eat so dey eatin blue plantz (not red?) ya whateva. but anyway dey eat blu-ray dinoz and day eatin red ray plantz. and who da fuq kn0 what goin' on unda da sea.
but ya diz just a big build up 4 me 2 to you guyz that actually we aint even see subatomic / atomic / superatomic especially not theze dayz what wit da fuqin' earth vibratin. so actually all da computaz we got r quantum but some r "atomic" quantum and some r "superatomic" quantum and we still upset about what colorz da red plantz r actually reflecting and moon light and shit like dat.
and neway only motha fucka in da whole wurld who thot to meditate with hiz eyez open is fkin heat ballz sand king and his big azz sand castlez which i guezz is all of recorded hiztory up til this point. so brian accidentally put ole' king salman abdulaziz in charge of da whole biznizz (which crowley etc etc hopefully not but ya why not start all over twice)....
anyway fk'in moronz at tha guvament dont follow brian lead and we end up w/ fukin chipz in niggaz brainz (mebbe) and fk'in jump rope hop scotch string super stringz hopadoplin all ova da fuqin supacomputa q-supacomputa.
but ya it just straight bullzhit cuz we cant even see light no mo' not like dinoz zaw lite. in fact it fuckin' sand king givin us wild azz 2 least squares 3 least squares approximations based on smelly rugz and fk'in v8 drown fk'in gayazz hendrix castlez of sand fk'in drug addicted retard finally murder himzelf lolz.
but ya that what happen when u try to spin light approximationz outa fkin smellz taztez touchez n' soundz. fk'in retard azz luck box fk'in dalai lama alwayz croppin up where he leazt expected.
but ya we figa cannabiz sativa aint even really exist till we finally kill old retard sand king disband diz whole apparent 01 computer shennanigan and move on wit our livez.
ya da fuqin microchipz in ur brain juzt fk'in meltaway disappear and guvament stopz fkin mind controllin so hard with fira haarp station muzeamentz.
but ya blood stain turn orange like sativa leava. but ya it probz subject to changez if i had 2 guezz..
lol fk'in DMX fite-ing that retard white dude hope he stab 'em gg.
TL's boxerfred, 32 yr-old virgin, allegedly accepting donationz 2 cannablize own daughter, 6-yr old. fred married wife w/ black daughter and remains virgin (ya rite lol).
according 2 fred's story on da deep web, wife cheatz on him cuz "she can't control her urges." meanwhile fred remains chaste in the spirit of his lifelong roman catholicism. fred says, (though i think he 110% retarded 4 thiz) that he gonna remain a virgin all his life b/c he dream of becoming archbishop 1 day.
ya so fred apparently inzpired by les mizarbles 2 mary wife but remain chaste and drug free. but wife failz 2 convert or something because wtf life rarely like fiction so who da fuq knowz what fred waz expecting (lol life long virgin).
ne1 according to deep web story (link through TL deep web thread), boxerfred "fattening up 6-yr old daughter" on antipsychotic haldol and antipsychotic thorazine, giving it daily injexionz. fred say this is warning to wife and becuz eventual goal of propbet is self-improv actualization, "to become kierkegaarde knight of faith iz my full dream" (sayz fred).
since haldol thorazine over the counter prescripz (lol got no idea where da fuq diz boxafred live) fred been feeding daughter haldol thorazine cocktail 5 timez a day 4 like 9 monthz. but yah wife wont quit mdma addiction, meth addiction, & she a hash dealer alzo, living in fourth floor apartment "having sex with every fucking tenant and streetless hoboz." honexly i glad i live nowherz near europe cuz wat da fuq rofl.
but yah in hiz deep web OP fred sayin "pope benedict XVI appearz to me each night in da robez of Dalai Lama IX and preachez religiouz tolerance. he say, 'all every1 is goin' 2 heaven i zpent 10,000 yrz repentin of my opium & hash addictionz and gay butt sex, but i goin' 2 heaven finally retirin' az Dalai Lama XIV. every1 go to heaven 1day but i moz thankzful 4 my friendz da traiadz who i perzonally 4gave 4k yrz ago when i waz jezux chrizt. only thru careful zatanixm waz i able 2 convert frum hazh abuzer 2 opium dealer 2 moderate hazh smoka den finally 2 juzt mj & meditationz & heavenz afta XIV soba lifez."
so boxerfred inzpired by dalai lama 10,000 yr qzt 4 4givenezz & zayz, "i finally gonna cannablize daughter 2 get wife bak, she 2 xlutty and she 2 drug addix. she needa stop druggin' & fukin' around. if she had intacted hynem i rezpect her wizhex but she a fuckin' slut azz bitch azz nigga. she gonna learn resurrection through daughter when i eat that little cunt frikazeed. fk'in haldol thorazione gonna save dat kunt. aint no daughta of myne zluttin' raound fk'in 0n every jock playboi lik she a fukin made in china zex doll. my wife a lazy faggot cunt takin it up the azz while she fuked outta her mind on X meth n' fkin' purpl haz."
boxerfred goes on and on about the dangers of sex and drugs and how he thinks society has become lazy and ignorant of the consequences of their actions. fred concludez, "Ax a Xristian I dont believe in karma i think it a big lie dalai lama cook up 2 get off opium. but a good hard scoldin' neva hurt no1 and my fukin' whore bore drug up wife needa lurn her lezzon."
This is one of the most fucked up stories I have ever read. I sure hope someone in a position of authority detects boxerfred, but I don't think the government reads the deep web or cares about potential future crimes. This just goes to show that religion is the problem with virtually everything, and that science is the only route to understanding the deeper context of human behavior and what motivates the metaculture of contemporary society. Honestly I think we should propbet against fred and raise enough money to hire a private eye to determine if boxerfred is just trolling TL or if he's actually serious about all this weird shit with Pope Benedict. With the life of a six year old girl at risk (however dubious the claim), certainly we are obligated as citizens of the world to uphold the values of society and prevent someone who would say shit like this from escaping a minimum of surveillance and investigation.
in perfect harmony a piece collides.
a compliment hangs unspoken.
each feeling a memory.
upon the threshold tremble.
and gaze more openly.
hope more fulfilling
and less suited to the occasion.
For the most part, I'd say we think recursively. If I do this, then my action will benefit me in some way. Perhaps the most important thing others teach me is what benefits me. Then to them I disclose questions in the form of answers. In return I receive answers.
"The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you are ashamed of, because words diminish them-words shrink things that seemed infinite inside your head to no more than living size when they come out. But it's more than that, isn't it? The most important things lie too close to where your secret heart is buried, like landmarks to the treasure chest your enemies would love to steal away. And you may make revelations that cost you dearly only to have people look at you in a funny way, not understanding what you've said at all, or why you thought it was so important that you almost cried while you were saying it. That's the worst, I think. When the secret stays locked up not for want of a teller but for want of an understanding ear." -"The Body," Stephen King
