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barbieman, Dec 11 2008

I have registered to play in the PokerStars World Blogger Championship of Online Poker!

The WBCOOP is an online Poker tournament open to all Bloggers.

Registration code: 250217

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weirdest session so far + graph

barbieman, Dec 10 2008

It started with me losing with flopped trips twice, behind on the flop tho. Then AA vs. KK twice, KK vs AA once and some other bull shit. After that I just ran like a god, there's even one buy-in missing. Got d/c after i pushed and apparently he called and i won. 8,5h of grinding =

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First time at a casino

barbieman, Nov 24 2008

I visited a casino for the first time yesterday, I played 10-handed with SEK20/20 blinds, which is $2.50.
The minimum buy-in was 500 and the maximum was 2000, the rake was 5% and i think the maximum from a single pot was 100sek.

The players were soooo bad, even if i raised 10bb preflop i still got 2-3 callers. All your pp and sc got priced in no matter what. I played for 9h and had a 1h break. During that time I only picked up 6 pp, two of them was AA tho. Got paid off by a 600 stack once. Won one big hand during the night, an uninteresting hand. 36 on the button, limped pot with 6 players. flopped bottom two and rivered a full house, pot sized all-in and got a caller on a 369-8-6 board. I won the hand and a 5,5k pot. He was such a station, he could seriously have had 9T.

Unfortunately I was more or less card dead the whole night and hardly caught anything, when I had top pair I ran into a set three times, folded on turn or river and they showed me what they had.

Lost two big pots, the first one happened after two hours. I had 56ss on the cut off with 150bb and a guy from MP raised to 300. He only raised JJ+ and AQ+. JJ+ to 300 and AQ+ to 200 and the times that he raised to 300 he had always gone all the way. He had me covered so i called, huge station who limped from EP also calls.
pot is around 1000SEK, flop comes 648ss. Middle pair and an inside straight flush draw. OR cbets 700, I re-raise him 2200 and he instashoved and I call with my remaining 500. I was a 3:2 favourite but unfortunately I didn't hit any of my outs and his AA held and i lost a 6500SEK pot.

The other big pot I lost was after I had won the all-in with 36. This pot is vs. the same guy as I lost the first hand against and a 1,8k stack.
I have 76dd and 250bb on SB, 4-5 limpers and that guy raises 300 from the cut off, he has about 400bb so I call. EP limper with a 1,8k stack raises to 800 [guess what he has], "that guy" calls and I'm priced in obviously. The pot is about 2500SEK and flop comes 58T, I check my OESD, EP pushes with his remaining 1080. Guy calls and I of course call. Pot is now 5,7k. turn 7 check/check river 8 and check/check. I had to show first because I'm first to act, gay rules. EP shows AA and Guy shows JJ and calls me an idiot, I stared into his eyes and gave him a big smile. Thanks to some morons I still only ended the day down 10BB, the trip itself probably cost me about 1k but that's okay I guess. After all I made over 3k the day before when i played against some even bigger fishes,< first time playing live.

Most annoying thing at the casino were probably the players that thought they were the shit and had no idea wtf they were doing, it was so annoying to listen to them analyzing hands. That and the assholes berating players that they just had beaten. Win a 4k pot from somebody and then tell them that they suck, are you a fucking retard?

Might go there again in a month or so, I'll try not to be card dead that time.

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I win.

barbieman, Nov 12 2008

I came to the table as a big stack but doubled up instantly through a bigger stack who more or less was giving away his stack, ty sir.

After that I just got good enough cards to run over the table, I think I eliminated everybody at the final table. Btw, what's up with paying 3-18th 20$? It's retarded.

Last hand:
+ Show Spoiler +

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boredom

barbieman, Oct 10 2008

I had nothing to do cuz bet365 where i currently play, screwed up my acc when I changed currency from SEK to USD, so I can't play there atm.

I got really bored and bald, played some on pokerstars, lost almost all of the sessions winnings 1,5BI to huge spewtard who played 80/3/?? and aggressively post flop, i held JJ and lost to 45o on a 4439T board. Which sucked, only thing that made the session worth while was a this one liner:

Gycepoker: u raise with cum
Dealer: Game #21095396125: KCL19 wins pot ($3.35)
barbieman: u get raised by cum
barbieman: lol gay

Anyhow before and after picture. Yes, my mouth is always open, it's a condition. Everybody in my family has it.

Before

After

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Soul Reading

barbieman, Oct 08 2008

consider ur soul read dawson. what? no, don't cry, i'm sry. LOL j/k, dawson u suck

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straight flush it arnold

barbieman, Sep 21 2008

Damn i'm strong, look at my my muscles, then the hand and then my muscles again. so strong.

Submitted by : barbieman

PokerStars Game #20596464251: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2008/09/21 23:40:05 ET
Table 'Margot' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Enforcer299 ($64.05 in chips)
Seat 2: crzyjethro ($81.10 in chips)
Seat 3: Hero ($51 in chips)
Seat 4: mint-meister ($36.30 in chips)
Seat 5: PootDogg03 ($62.75 in chips)
Seat 6: LinusK ($50 in chips)
Hero : posts small blind $0.25
mint-meister: posts big blind $0.50

HOLE CARDS
Dealt to Hero

PootDogg03: calls $0.50
LinusK: folds
Enforcer299: folds
crzyjethro: folds
Hero : calls $0.25
mint-meister: checks

FLOP (pot: $1.50)

Hero : bets $1
mint-meister: folds
PootDogg03: calls $1

TURN (pot: $3.50)

Hero : bets $2.50
PootDogg03: calls $2.50

RIVER (pot: $8.50)

Hero : bets $6
PootDogg03: raises $14.50 to $20.50
Hero : raises $26.50 to $47 and is all-in
PootDogg03: calls $26.50

SHOW DOWN
Hero : shows (a straight flush, Six to Ten)
PootDogg03: shows (a full house, Eights full of Sixes)
Hero collected $99.50 from pot

SUMMARY
Total pot $102.50 | Rake $3
Board
Seat 1: Enforcer299 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: crzyjethro (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Hero (small blind) showed and won ($99.50) with a straight flush, Six to Ten
Seat 4: mint-meister (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: PootDogg03 showed and lost with a full house, Eights full of Sixes
Seat 6: LinusK folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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rebuilding of BR

barbieman, Sep 17 2008

OK, since I'm still waiting for my PS-ban to be lifted, they suspect i might be 12. If you wanna know, just read my last blog.

So I had a big downswing,
1. run like crap
2. play like crap bcuz of no. 1.
3. post hands on LP, get some pointers and alot of usuck.
4. think about how to change my game.
5. run good and play better than before = success!

last 7 days, I need to play more, I planned to play 4-5h per day but that didn't happen.

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How lame is this?

barbieman, Sep 16 2008

I was talking to some random guy who was really boring and retarded on poker stars chat.

rg: so where u from barbie
me: india.
rg: do u smell of curry?
me: no, i smell like retards cuz i rub up against em.
rg: what are u, 12?
me: ya.

couple hours later I recieve this e-mail from stars;

We have recently observed your chat in which you claim that you are only 12 years old. The minimum age requirement to play on PokerStars is 18 years of age.

PokerStars treats such chat claims just as airport security treats "jokes" about bombs -- serious and factual until proven otherwise. As such, I have closed your account pending receipt of proof of age.

now i have to find my camera and do stuff, quick solution =

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Huge downswing

barbieman, Sep 09 2008

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