Arrived at 11am with my group, got hammered, went to the pool. Returned to the room to get even more hammered, went back to the pool. Passed out in the room for 2 hours, woke up, got hammered again, went out. Next day I played 1/3 @ the Wynn for about 45 minutes, won $62.
Later went to the Venetian...
UTG guy limps, I iso with QQ and get a cold caller, UTG insta squeeze jams his 30BB stack, I ship over the top as the cold caller was drunk as fuck. CC mucks AJ, UTG turns over AKo, binks a K on the turn. A few hands later I limp along with 47dd OTB, 6 handed to the flop: Axx, everyone checks to me, I fire, pick it up, flip over 7 high. Very next hand I'm in the CO, pick up QK and limp along (super limpy table), flop comes Qxx no FD/SD, I fire again when checked to and get minR'd by a fish OTB, I consider shoving, but elect to call and ship any turn that isn't a J or T. Turn's a J and he looks super giddy. He bets 1/4 pot, I call. River's a T, he bets 1/4 pot again. I fold face up and he says I played it well and was ahead on the flop.
2 drunk brothers sit down and immediately start limping every hand with 50BB and playing fit or fold. after a few orbits one of them makes his first raise in early position to $10, I pick up QQ in the CO and 3B him to $40, he snap calls and tries to stare me down (where the fuck do these idiots come from?). Flop comes Axx and he tries to hide a smile but the hennessy he's drinking won't let him. Flop is checked back and he leads turn for $25 into like $80, I call. River blank and he bets his remaining stack (about $35) except for like 3-4 $1 chips. I tank and fold face-up. His brother returns and I hear him whisper AQ in his ear (both very drunk). Other than that, never hit any sets, FD's missed, AK missed every time. Finished the trip down about $170. =(
Other than that, one of the girls I was with got so retarded drunk that she started making out with random ppl on the strip along with the cab driver (14 ppl in total), then collapsed as she was walking out of the bathroom face down on the floor, which is where we found her upon returning to the room. Solid trip imo