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its time to come out of the closet

i love the cock

mmmmmm poinus


Awesome so karma comes over and fucks around with my LP account, really hitting bottom of the barrel here my life isnt worth living anymore.

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So yeah dropping buyins left and right.



First of a few days ago on Sunday night i went to the casino and dropped 3 buyins in less than an hour, main hands were runner runner flush after getting KJ in vs my KK on a J high flop as well as my QQ losing to 10 10 all in pf and him making a straight.
Got pretty ridiculous but hey gtta take it like a man, so anyway i'm on a 10-11 buyin downswing which is pretty awesome hey guys? So its going to an even longer time to hit 100nl up

In more interesting news i've set up my recently purchased 4 foot fish tank, and brought some new fish so i'll post up some pictures as soon as i can find my god damn camera usb cable.....

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A while ago me and a friend (the same friend i'm now teaching poker) went to a gathering of sorts at a cocktail bar.
Upon arriving his friends promptly stated that i looked like someone who played Wow (World of Warcraft for those who dont know).


Even though i don't actually play WoW and have never done so, this obviously stuck for the night.
Anyway my friend recently did this not sure in what program but i think it looks pretty neat:


yeah thats me, it was a photo of me after peroxiding my hair before dying it a colour ages ago and i was actaully like WHOA BLONDE ME!!

Anyway thought i'd post it up since i played this w/e and have now made the remaining 750 BR (i cashed out another 1.3 k or something to keep me going for a while in RL) that i had into 1300 over 2 or so days.
Thats pretty WOW for me! heh hopefully the WoW continues.

So yeah FKN BANKIN HOLLA and back at 50nl biatches.
3000 dollar bad beat is lessening in pain, although granted my friends will never let me forget it.

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Alright LP and friends who are reading this, it’s been a few days now since I took a massive life beat worth about 3k+ and I'm still hoping it'll end with "and then Alan woke up, it was just a dream".

I've spent the past few nights sitting at home after going to University, or not going and hanging with friends, probably more of the latter actually. The problem with sitting at home is that I just sit there in front of my computer looking at my current bankroll online, just thinking.

I could be playing 100nl about to take a stab at 200nl.
Instead now I’m moving back down to 25nl and going to have to grind my way back up again even though I swore (Doc/Jonathon and Karma/Luke can vouch) that I would never go back down again.

I could have brought a really SICK computer/laptop.



The geek in my cries out in pain, you have no idea how much it hurts to know as I’ve been looking around on the net for things I could buy for $3000.
This is what is known as self-inflicted pain, fuck you neteller.

Oh some fish, some really COOL LOOKING FISH for my fish tank.
I would’ve been able to add more plants and buy driftwood and lots more fish if this hadn’t happened.
Turning my fish tank into something that would have looked like this, hopefully.



Also my dreams of starting up a live bankroll and playing at Crown every week to support myself during university have been swiftly ended.
Look, I even searched up and found some nice pictures to make myself even bitterer.




On a more positive note, I’m still healthy (debatable I know since I’m my computer hours upon hours a day and exercise errr rarely is a good word).
Got a few calls from places I applied for jobs at (mostly customer service things including call centers) and I withdrew some more money which is getting courier delivered to my place.
The check includes karma and doc’s money as well (so I’ll be sure to disappear when it arrives).
This should sustain me until I get myself a job I guess so I don’t have to be stint broke for the next month or so.

As for poker, I’ll play this w/e and let you guys know how it goes although we all know there’s only one way for it to go, badly.

P.S Anyone that can get me a decent job in Melbourne, holler at me.

P.P.S FUCK YOU NETELLER, FUCK YOU AND BURN IN HELL!

P.P.P.S BUT MOST OF ALL FUCK YOU, US GOVERNMENT FOR FUCKING AROUND WITH ONLINE POKER AND THE REST OF THE WORLD!!!

P.P.P.P.S Peace.

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As you've probably all read i made a thread NETELLER SCREWED ME BOO HOO i suggest go read it to find out what exactly happened but a basica run down.

I was robbed about 3k all up.


I'm pissed and will be for quite a while

Anyone got a gun and tell me where to find those neteller fucks?

Long story short the result is my plan to do uni and live off poker while studying has been dashed to fucking bits.
I'm not going to touch poker for a long time as i think i'll need a tad bit of time to cool off after this ridiculous bad beat.
oh and life sucks in general at the moment, honestly as karma and i described my general life "god is throwing you the scraps, and then as you pounce he drags even the scraps away".
Awesome. just awesome.

Oh if people havent realised i'm on a downswing atm -$3000

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Alright, so yesterday night once more the team of luckbox's which includes Karma, our friend who recently came back from china aka we'll call him Fob and one of my friends who i've been teaching to grind the lower limits headed over to Crown.
(Pokerdoc didn't come coz he was spending quality time with Mrs Thumb and her four daughters.)

The night was pretty standard, interesting things including Karma somehow managing to make his Aces hold up in a 4 or 5 way pot all in preflop!! How is that possible!? and the most mind boggling thing is that i had Q 10 and woulda won, result orientated degenerate that i am.

Also, pretty much the entire night i was basically getting bagged and absorbing all of it like a sponge as well as the monies along with it.


So i get a phone call and sit of a few hands to get up and answer it properly only to come back 5 minutes later to find the table beefing.
Some new guy has sat down and started targetting another guy (Steven) for being slow who had been sitting there for a couple of hours. Basically on these pokerpro electronic tables 30 seconds is the time given for your action each time, and sometimes you just get a lil distracted talking.
Things soon escalated and Stephens friend got up and cracked the shits and told the new guy bla bla "come over there" ... bla bla "BELT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU".
But then good old John one of the casino supervisors came over and stopped things before they got out of hand, pity actually. I'd have put my money on Stephens friend.

Anyway so the rest of the night was kind of standard and quite tame afterwards.
Matt (the friend who is learning atm) did okay playing for about 2-3 hours and ending up in the green which tells you how soft these games are.
Everyone else including me ended up as well, so twas a pretty good night.

note: the reason i havent posted exact amounts is because:
a) I haven't actually officially started my live BR yet, still waiting for my cheque to clear.
b) Don't know exact amounts won by the others, check their blogs for more details..in this case only karma

Oh also got my ipod, and moved my fishies into a new bigger tank, which i'll get bigger plants and driftwood for soon.
Heres a current picture of it:


And i just had to out do karma in the filter department as well, so i got the canister filter one size bigger:


The downside is karma is going to throw some fish in that will kick my current fish's ass...

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For all the people who actually wanted to read something decent, move on but then again you're reading through a blog on a poker site.. you're bored! perfect heh.

Thought i'd never do it, but i've finally cracked.
Need somewhere to vent the fustration i've been feeling lately, its like god is throwing me scraps and even then taking them away as i try to pounce.
So my inspiration to become a better pouncer after doing a google search:

and off on a tangent, i'd probably prefer to look like:
i always thought Scar looked way cool.

Anyway, so my bank cheque is probably going to take another two weeks to clear, iPod will come whenever the hell it feels like it along with the Alessandro cans i ordered and Neteller will finally finish the fund trace its been running on my monies (currently 2 months and counting).

As for poker, nothing big happening, just keep staying around the same sometimes up 4-5 buy-ins sometimes down 3-4 buy ins. In order to counter this stagnant period i resolve to play more so i can get out of it quicker.

Oh and Uni has started, not that i've been yet. Missed the first three days and i have thursday off, total 4 lectures missed. Gotta get uni books and print out lecture notes somewhere since my printer has also run out of ink.
Yup when it rains it really pours


I think the only positive thing i have to say all this has made me realised i don't want to be stuck here writing this so starting next week going to try be a lot more motivated in all aspects of my life.
Currently i have a bet running with a friend for who gets the best average for first semester and then second semester, this will hopefully provide some additional motivation.
Yeah i know the cynical bastards as well as just the people who know me are shaking their heads in amusement, so am i .

So heres to hope, and getting out of stagnant periods in life and of course more importantly to most ppl on this site poker.

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Well at this point in time, poker has been pretty average to me. Not really screwing and not really going on a huge burn so i thought what better to do than to educate two of my friends.

I've previously taught both my dad and pokerdoc, although the credit or discredit that pokerdoc brings should also be shared with karma who was also responsible for this crime upon the poker community. Did the occasional attempt at trying to educate some people who seemed interested in the game/money but generally gave up upon realising,
a) they had down syndrome

b) they were impatient or tilt monkeys.


c) they lost their bankrolls at 10nl,


Anyway, so these guys i'm teaching have potential and have played poker before, so i won't be needing to waste my time explaining hand rankings and the game of poker.
Instead mostly focusing on teaching them ABC poker, fundamentals which hopefully they will be able to expand from.
Oh and thanks goes to Grot for writing that beginners guide, saved me a lot of effort.

On another note i'll soon be starting up my live bankroll at the casino in Melbourne so that should be interesting. Since uni starts on Monday what i'll probably do is go on Friday nights and Saturday nights depending how much homework i have.
I'll be mainly playing the 0.50/1 NL game buy in 50 dollars with a 1k roll and then moving up to the 1/2 game buyin 100 dollars when i hit 2k-2.5k depending on how i feel.
At the moment i'm estimating an hourly rate of 20 dollars, the game is soft so yeah i'll keep updating on my progress.

OH and yes i just have to say, i got a bigger fish tank
Its a standard 4 foot tank, and looks to be a lot of fun setting up!!! woot!

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A hot friday night, me and some friends decided to head along over to the Crown Casino which apparently is a "WORLD OF ENTERTAINMENT" and i had my doubts after working there for just under a year before quitting.
Insert picture i found of the flames outside crown:

So karma/luke rocked up to my place at about 9.30pm, pokerdoc/jonno was at spencer street station which is near crown at 9.45 and a good friend of ours who'd just came back from china after a year of "study" was just leaving home. We were supposed to be at crown at 9.30. Jonno called, and after finding out luke and i were still home sitting idly doing nothing headed over to Crown by himself to wait for us, such a degenerate; the evidence keeps piling up.

We managed to get ourselves all there by about 10.30pm and were pleasantly suprised to find that the electronic "pokerpro" tables had upped the max buyin's to a more respectable 50BB so .50/1 was 50 dorra and 1/2 was 100. This was from the previous 20 dollar for .50/1 and 50 dollar for 1/2.

Most of the tables were really quite full and we wanted to sit together so luke justeen and i sat on a .50/1 table and waited for people to come play. Jonno coz his such a faggot nit went and sat over at a 1/2 table.
Some guys came, and i wasn't really getting any decent hands although still up 18BB's (18 dollars to my non poker friends reading this) after about an hour. Luke proved once again why he wins at poker with his no pair flush draw shove against Justeen on the turn who made the call and still got sucked out on, bad beetz story.
It was only the beginning of a bad beatz story for justeen as later he proceeded to get it all in with luke again for a 150 pot on a K K A 10 board luke with K 5 justeen with K 3, river a sick two outter 5.
As for jonno, after the first intial hour he'd been basically "card dead" although i have my suspicions this was probably just a result of how nitty he was playingso was blinded down a bit. BUT then i sat down on his left, and the good luck charm i am, things started picking up for him, damn why couldn't he get stacked.

I think the only hand i remember from Jonno from this time was he stacked some guy in a limped pot with J 9 against 10 2, board not exactly in this order: K Q 10 2 X yeah retarded huh? one better than top pair never fails in a limped pot.

Anyway jonno after getting his stack up to about 250+? or something of the like moved over to join luke and justeen who had sat down at another .50/1 table behind us leaving me by myself.
Immediately i picked up QQ, yeah thats right jonno was sucking up my luckz. And some guy was immediately "OMG HE HAS ACES" since i hadnt' been playing much hands and everyone folded to him and he still called me with Q 8 and got stacked on an 8.
Pity he was short with like 30, yes i'm still crying myself to sleep about it.
I then pulled a BLUFF on someone, this guy had a 340 dollar stack after starting with like 50 dollars and looked pretty nervous about it.
Anyway i raised with AQ to 14 after 2-3 ppl had limped before me on the button or 1 away and it was to him in the BB. He called and everyone else folded which was suprising since most of the time i'd def be in a 4 way in this situation.
Flop came 6 6 3 rainbow, he checked and i bet 28 into 30 dollar pot (yeah 10 percent rake sucks) and he called, turn came a J and he checked and i bet again for 65 or thereabouts and he called once again after thinking for a lil bit zomg. River was pretty much a blank 9 or 8 i think and he checked again and i shoved my 136 remaining in, this was probably retarded and i will be flamed for this.
However at the time i was so sure he would fold since i damn sure he was scared of overpairs, the J etc which meant i put him 77-1010, X 3 and was pretty sure since he'd just won a fair bit of money he didn't want to lose it all and would be tighter than usual.
He folded and i showed AQ for the BLUFFZ mwhahaha and everyone was kind of silent about it so i kinda yelled out SHIP IT HOLLER , yeah bad manner but personally at the poker table i think its okay to do anything you want, within reason.
Anyway lost a bit after that mostly raises and then cont missing or giving up with a 5 way with my AK, oh and the guy who i bluffed basically went on monkey tilt after and lost everything in the next 10 hands. Although to his credit he did top pair in one of the losses.
Most retarded hand of the night for me, was my 10 10 UTG. i limped yes limped stfu i didn't feel like raising i'm sorry and 3-4 people also limped and BB mini raised.
I called and someone re-mini raised after limping wtf, anyway pretty much everyone called and flop came A 10 X yay, kinda scary with 2 clubs but otherwise meh. I checked, limp mini re-raiser checked and BB raised to like 10 into a 35 dollar pot, I reraised to 45 and get an instant call from fag mini re-raiser and a fold from the BB, turn blanks and i shove and get instantly called by AK and everyone at the table was OH my GOD AK loses there is no justice and bitched about how hard it was to play AK and how that was such a set up etc. i obviously joined in agreement awwwww poor AK , and shortly after moved to join the other guys.

I once again showed myself to be a classy classy guy when i picked up AJ raised, some guy called with Q 10 and flop J J 10 i raised he reraised and i shoved he took a lil while to call asking me do i have a j and obviously my faggot friends saying he doesnt have it ever.
I was basically "oh i ALWAYS have it, SHIP IT ZOMG!" "dude just FOLD next time i'm ALWAYS in front" etc etc until i was quitened down by my friends.
There was a guy to my right though who seemed like a nice guy like he was just stuffing around and kept sucking out until he got to about 300, lost a bit to me and the rest to everyone else. The times he did get sucked out on, he was never bitched, i mean not that he could since he'd sucked out 5 times consecutively and didnt' fold a hand for an hour. Anyway cbf typing up more hands, since i'm still damn tired from last night and most of the stuff i've typed it so poorly written i'm going to have problems editing it if i can be stuffed.
If anyone actually gives a shit and wants jonno's or lukes take on the night they'll proly chuck up a blog post in the next couple of days, just look for karma and pokerdoc in blogs.

The hours were probably the best times i've had at the casino, not so much winning a lot as just sitting there having friends to trash talk with discuss random shit with and just generally pay each other out for winning/losing/folding everything. Definetly got to do it again, SHIP IT HOLLLAAAA ZOMG BED TIME!!!

oh and happy chinese new years everyone. insert chinese new year picture which i can't be bothered finding atm.

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So yeah i got some better photos today and in doing so picked up several grievances regarding my fish tank.
First off i dislike the platys i brought and am considering returning them within a couple of weeks for another schoal of small fish as well as possibly a betta (fighting fish).
Secondly, my plants are obviously dying so i'm going to opt for fake plants. To all fish tank owners out there shaking their heads in disgust i WOULD try again with live plants cept i'm about to start uni and wont have time to look into it properly and my from what i've read my fish won't suffer from lack of live plants.
Also contrary to what karma says, my tank is by far more uber than his and this should be proved in a battle of fighting fish.
This is one of the photo's i took: you can see some of the platy, although not clearly since i suck at taking photos


also of the cory's of which i'm liking more now

and lastly my neon tetras

Anyway i think i'll stop posting pictures of my fish until i get new ones and start concentrating on poker once more. Its been a good distraction though and will continue to be good anti tilting/ feng shui in my room
All tilt monkeys should do as i do, *cough* jonno *cough*
Oh and also i found this hilarious: Black Sheep- Trailer
I'm not one for horrors but i think this is a definite must see haha

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