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rockman255   Canada. Nov 19 2008 16:14. Posts 4471
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.

its probably old. i laughed :o

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anon   Lithuania. Nov 19 2008 16:18. Posts 5965

i don't get it. explain plz?

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rockman255   Canada. Nov 19 2008 16:26. Posts 4471

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collegesucks   United States. Nov 19 2008 16:27. Posts 5780

the joke is flawed

how can the bartender be sure that the mathematicians will order beers in that particular series?


TheGuru   Sweden. Nov 19 2008 16:27. Posts 532

lol, funny

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anon   Lithuania. Nov 19 2008 16:31. Posts 5965

god, this joke is totally not funny :D
its one of those specific jokes were you have to belong to the sphere to get it and the rest 95% don't get it

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collegesucks   United States. Nov 19 2008 16:33. Posts 5780


  On November 19 2008 15:31 anon wrote:
god, this joke is totally not funny :D
its one of those specific jokes were you have to belong to the sphere to get it and the rest 95% don't get it



lol im pretty sure a little more than 5% of ppl who read this joke will have taken high school math


rockman255   Canada. Nov 19 2008 16:38. Posts 4471

a better question is whether or not they're countably infinite! i guess they probably are :O

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anon   Lithuania. Nov 19 2008 16:39. Posts 5965

maybe, i am neither mathematician nor statistician. I just said random number having in mind that most of the people won't get this joke.

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Silver_nz   New Zealand. Nov 19 2008 17:03. Posts 5647

i lol'd xD


MadeInPolanD   Poland. Nov 19 2008 17:04. Posts 1383

good one

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MadeInPolanD   Poland. Nov 19 2008 17:06. Posts 1383

but srsly i i laughed a little bit too

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bane   United States. Nov 19 2008 17:55. Posts 2379

i lold


acob   United States. Nov 19 2008 18:04. Posts 123

rofl great joke! i will tell my math friends


Shenny   Canada. Nov 19 2008 18:30. Posts 1514

I actually found it pretty good...


  On November 19 2008 15:18 anon wrote:
i don't get it. explain plz?



pretty simple concept, no matter how many number of mathematicians order, it will approach but never reach 2 beers.


 



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