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T8Suited   Canada. Jun 27 2008 12:39. Posts 1276 | | |
Heads up poker with my girlfriend
I was owning her on this night. I am up like 6 games to 2 over 30 min of play.
First notable hand. Blinds 1/2, her stack ~140 I covered
She standard raised to 7 I flatted with KK in the BB.
Flop KQ5 (lol), I literally laughed out loud and checked. She checked behind.
Turn 8 didn't complete flush, I lead 10 she raised I insta-shoved she instant-called.
"What do you have" I asked
She flipped over an 8.
I flipped over one K.
"I've got 2 8s" She confidently flipped over the other 8 for a set
I faked a frown and then dispiritedly flipped over my other K
River was Q. I burst into laughter and then got physically abused
Next notable hand I was dealt Tc2s in the SB, 1st hand of a new match, blinds 1/2, stacks 160 I completed she standard-raised to 7 I called.
Flop A74 rainbow. She c-bet 10 I float-called.
Turn 4 completing the rainbow. She bet 15 I raised to 40 she called.
River J, she open shoved I snap-called
"What the hell do you have?"
"Nothing. 10-high~" I flipped my hand over.
"Why do you call then? Obviously you lose~"
And then she mucked my hand, and then sheepishly mucked her own hand face down!?
"Hang on" I said, as I quickly grabbed her hand and pulled her 6d5d out of the muck.
Owned.
And then the very next and final hand of the night she got dealt KK and pushed into my AA preflop.
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Python817   Canada. Jun 27 2008 13:05. Posts 2733 | | |
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acdawg712   United States. Jun 27 2008 13:07. Posts 2639 | | |
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phil hellmuth is genuinely a stupid person and he does not understand poker very well at all - [vital]myth | |
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Bejamin1   Canada. Jun 27 2008 13:14. Posts 7042 | | |
Probably won a comment like "Well since your so good at poker you can buy me things " lol. |
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Sorry dude he Jason Bourned me. -Johnny Drama | |
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wakeboarrder   United States. Jun 27 2008 13:39. Posts 444 | | |
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vegable   United States. Jun 27 2008 13:50. Posts 2453 | | |
i never let a gf win anything. shows WEAKNESS |
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roflcopter   United States. Jun 27 2008 14:10. Posts 620 | | |
should have played strip poker |
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KwarK_uK: and if that was a bluff you deserved the pot for ballerness | |
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SPEWTARD   Peru. Jun 27 2008 15:34. Posts 4307 | | |
| On June 27 2008 12:39 wakeboarrder wrote:
post pics of girlfriend |
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Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Jun 27 2008 16:27. Posts 9634 | | |
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Shenny   Canada. Jun 27 2008 16:35. Posts 1514 | | |
that should tighten her vagina for a bit. No sex for you obv haha. Good stuff. |
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careface_   Canada. Jun 27 2008 18:20. Posts 788 | | |
seems like fun fun fun fun fun fun fun!! |
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