Story of My Life

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PanoRaMa United States. Apr 28 2008 19:47. Posts 1655

Why is it that girls I get attracted to who are not only cute/pretty or w/e, but also have great personalities and other little awesome things about them (such as richness, god I love rich girls) ALWAYS have a boyfriend? This is just so weird and my sample size of 5 girls throughout this school year makes me really angry, especially when their bf is some busto :[. Of course they never mention it or show any signs of having one when we're flirting at first, and I only realize it when I facebook stalk them. And I actually have SOME morals, which won't allow me to "steal" them either. Such a nice guy I am, but so unlucky :[ Story of my life imo..

And uhh, about poker, I'm only up 6k this month which is terrible over 34k hands at mostly 2/4 some 1/2. Hopefully I go on a heater this upcoming 2 days or something. My interesting hands lately for those that like my hand posts. A lot of them aren't THAT fantastic, I'll note the really interesting ones though with the extra text:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/429539 - JJ induce two streets of bluffs oop 3b pot, still lose

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/430385 - Set over set in massive pot
Very interesting one. Galimbax is a HUGE fish running at like 70/50/3 or whatever. The other guy is your average 2p2 tagnit who has been very quiet while I've been running over the table playing 35/30 and actively playing against the fish (who runs like god obviously). I think I could've found a fold on the turn if I were playing my A game... he simply just doesn't have 87 or 65 in his range ever when he plays this aggressively. His range is literally 55, 66, or 43. Shoulda folded...

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/430389 - Villain folds for 90 more in giant pot
Was against the huge fish mentioned above, rofl.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/430387 - AK vs A2s cold-4b, still lose

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/430386 - Set over set (on river) in deep pot
I think my flop and turn line is OK, not great not bad, vs semi competent, aggro regs. No way I can get away from the hand on river, sick set up ;/, was vs the guy with A2s above, sigh

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/431261 - Bottom pair, 2nd worst kicker river call
Standard line vs fish if I ever have any decent showdown value. Turn is also a great card because fish like this play so backwards retarded that they'll fold their weak mid pairs but call with their draws, so the turn bet serves as a bet for value AND as a bluff. Their snap full pot bet when all draws miss on the river is such a tell and they obv won't balance it well enough ever to make this call bad at all. I pretty much felt 90% missed draw, 5% set, 5% two pair that were played oddly.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/431263 - KQo two street bluff induce
Here's an interesting one from a game theory point of view. On the flop he knows i'll barrel this with 100% of my range, and because I know he knows that, I expect him to float very often. Turn is decent, I c/c hoping to rep JJ or AT or JT or something. He bets river, and I figure call cuz the hands that beat me make up way too thin of his range, and my hand is underrepped enough as well.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/434287 - AK lose to AK pf ai, 4 flush board EZ :[

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/434288 - QQ lose to QJs pf ai, had 91% equity on flop lol

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/434291 - 73o, nitty villain plays his top pair retardedly and pays off my ninja three of a kind

Enjoy.

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Last edit: 28/04/2008 19:53

F4Zi United Kingdom. Apr 28 2008 19:58. Posts 3462

story of my life

My girlfriend started blowing me and then she stopped, I went on tilt and donkey punched her.

Bejamin1 Canada. Apr 28 2008 20:00. Posts 7042

What the heck do morals have to do with it? If you want something go after it. Women aren't owned by men they can choose to be with whoever they like. If you think you have a shot with them then just whisk them away like undefended blinds IMO.

Sorry dude he Jason Bourned me. -Johnny Drama

qwerty67890 New Zealand. Apr 28 2008 20:55. Posts 14026

dude, at least youre not Floofy....

PanoRaMa United States. Apr 28 2008 21:22. Posts 1655

what's up with floofy?

and i don't want to "steal" girls because that's kinda a dbag thing to do and if a girl is so easily swayed who's to say she won't be loyal to me :[

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Last edit: 28/04/2008 21:23

harryhood United States. Apr 28 2008 21:49. Posts 155

girls also like bustos because they like projects or they are bustos themselves. if you are awesome, try to be less awesome.

When you leave a casino wash your goddamn hands.

Last edit: 28/04/2008 21:49

collegesucks United States. Apr 28 2008 21:58. Posts 5780

rofl ninja set ftw

and relationships suck

be single and happy about it. flirt around. enjoy life.

Exhilarate United States. Apr 29 2008 05:34. Posts 5453

if the girl likes you enough they'll leave their current bf for you.
i have no morals and i homewrecked two relationships already.