Fatal1ty Expo WEEEEEEEE

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Svenman87 United States. Aug 25 2007 16:32. Posts 4636

K so randomly went to the mall and saw a fatal1ty set up with computers and flat screens.

So ofc I'm like OMGZ JONATHAN WENDEL X_O.

But i get down there and I recognize it's not him, but another pro gamer Stermy.

I dick around with the computers they have there and rape some other ppl who were there at the same time.

Then I hear, "Get in line to play stermy to get a fatal1ty motherboard and also a fatal1ty keyboard."

I thought to myself, fuck I need both of those pretty bad.

After watching him rape the shit out of ppl I knew my fate.
here's a few pictures of the setup + him raping the shit out of little kids.

Apparently there were a few times that girls skirt got a bit too high. no pic's though so it didnt happen :-[

My strategy was simple, one rocket to the feet as he jumps and make him fly off the map. It was my only chance, his aim + him getting the Quad Damage = me Raped.

They asked me a few questions and I was ready to get rolled.

We were warming up for about 15 seconds and i managed to succeed in my plan. he jumped and i rocketed with perfect timing sending him to his doom. He quickly looked over and said "press f3," in his italian accent.

i was pretty confident at the time that i'd be walking away with a motherboard. At least I know he's fraggable.
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game begins and i pick up the armor he rushes to the rocket launcher.

Mistake #1 I didnt take the quad damage. instead i dropped down to get a RL for myself. only to find him jumping up to get it

/wrists

basically 1 minute goes by of me running around like a chicken without a head while he has Quad Damage Up.

I manage to pick up the Rail Gun before him and actually hit him twice before i ate a rocket in the face.

He now has the RG, RL, and Shotty. FUCK MY LIFE...

:30 seconds left and I cant get anything. he gets a few spawn frags on me and I manage to get a few decent Rockets off at him, but he must have had full armor + health because they didnt seem to do shit.

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GG

The girl asks me after, "so did you learn anything from stermy?"

"No."

I hear a few people laugh. but seriously wtf can I learn in 2:15 minutes of playing him, not even watching him, just playing against him. w/e

I wanted that fucking motherboard :-[

Instead I just got a dog tag with the Fat logo (which im wearing ofc)
and a t-shirt.

I MUST TRAIN NOW

/queue rocky musik.

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Last edit: 25/08/2007 16:35

SKoT United States. Aug 25 2007 16:37. Posts 1768

fucking rolled

ggplz Sweden. Aug 25 2007 17:45. Posts 16784

what game was that?

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Svenman87 United States. Aug 25 2007 17:46. Posts 4636

Quake 4