wow holy fuck floofy where are you i want to bet on nonsense and ur my fav and i miss you. Lets bet my .2 vs your 2 that i cant win a hu sng vs you when i cant have a k, or A in my hand again. Something man, i am so bored holy fuck kansas.
Btw if you live in or around garden city kansas, i will pay you massive vig to buy me the biggest bottle of crowroyal/evan williams you can find.
double btw, someone reccomend a game for me to buy/play. I dont wanna play a first person shooter.
K, so i woke up 20 minutes late today, take a shower anyway cause wtf, cant go a day+ without one. I then get in my bigass penske truck which is a fucking piece of shit faggot and I type my store into the GPS. My GPS brings me to a housing district and not a business in sight, wtf. I type the address into my iphone, it takes me to another housing district, wtf??? Then I find the road that the wal-mart is supposed to be on and I just drive up and down it til i find it, k now im 30 minutes late.
I do the CBL computers then head to the pharmacy to do their pc's. I find my pharmacist to introduce myself to and it is a pleasant old lady who is very fun/nice.(This is rare and awesome, working with a fuckhead is annoying. I'm great with people and have way less problems than most of the other nerdy antisocial techs however.) I start my first pc when in walks a cute 22-25 year old girl who is a pharmacy tech. We both lock eyes and I can tell she is at least interested.
Anyways, I'm jabbering to all of the pharmacy people and we're all having a great time and im actually having loads of fun while working. A few times i got a solo conversation with said cutie though and yeah, flirting is fun. This goes on for like 2 hours and then im installing a new scanner for barcode reading.
Said chick comes up to me while I'm holding a screwdriver and taking out the old mount. She says "Wow, looks like you're pretty good at screwing." wtf wow!!??? I have absolutely no idea how to respond to this without either looking desperate or awkward so I put together this dandy of a line within a second or so. "Yeah, well, it comes with the territory" and I gave her a wink. We continue flirting and talking about screwing/pulling in cute sexual ways and then as im done doing what im doing she says "Too bad I'm married and have a kid" and then she walks off. wtf??? we didnt talk after that. I've never felt so raped and used in my life.
On the brightside though man, my next city was DODGE MOTHER FUCKING CITY KANSAS. The gunslingin' gambling most badass city I thought ever existed since i was a little kid dream about dodge omg yes i'm going there finally.
holy fuck now that im here, wow, dodge is fucking the worst city ive ever been to. It smells awful, my hotel is terrible, there aren't any gunfights or saloons or prostitutes or fuck even horses or something. I've never been so let down in my life, wow dodge sucks. There is literally not a single good thing I have to say about dodge. It's undoubtedly the worst place ive ever been. I'm so let down you guys have no idea. I planned my week out and did stores slow so that I could stay here this weekend and mingle and go to museums and have stuff to do and love it.
I never felt so bad pokerwise. Seriously, i just dont get it.
I'm sitting at the casino, playing 5/5( I normally dont play these stakes online, but i do sometimes IRL, since i found a job)
So i'm sitting there, 100 BB Deep.
I get QQ in the CO, with 2 limpers. I make it 25 and get 4 callers. The flop is 5d6c10c. UTG opens with 65, some lame freaking fat guy makes it 130. I shove, overbetting enormously. UTG thinks for a long time and folds, that fucking lame fat guy calls and show Jc7c. Turn is the 3 of clubs and i'm drawing dead....
I rebuy for 50 BB, and after 2 hand i get dealt KK UTG. I limp, UTG+1 makes it 30, some guy in MP makes its 90. I make it 180, UTG+1 folds and the MP guy pushes. I ovb call and he shows me AKss. Flop is KAJ, turn brings an ace, river is a jack.
I had enough to rebuy but i decided to quit and go home and play some online. Then sh*t like this http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/730335 and this http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/730338 keeps happening to me, like over and over again. No matter how hard I try to do my best, I always seem to lose when i'm like 80-20 favorite.
I never fel worse pokerwise and i really consider taking a 6 month or sth break, or even cashing out...
It has been months that i just cant seem to win..
I'm moving to BFE tomorrow, going to a new school, Northwestern Oklahoma State University, or NWOSU. This is all because....................
my arm = ok!
The official diagnosis is a slipped bicep tendon, a torn pec muscle, and small fraying of the rotator cuff and labrum. (both not bad, and are normal when you've played baseball for 17 years).
So i'm moving tomorrow, going to live there for a while, meet some new peeps, not going to have a job so i'm going to have a loooooooooooot of time to work out and play pokerz and win teh monies.
The bad new is, your on a down swing and she is kicking your ass.
The good new is, the old you would go on monkey tilt and start spewing. The beautiful thing is, i'm not mad or TILTEDat all, i realize its variance and shall continue to grind. I firmly believe every downswing makes your a stronger poker player.
Sooooooooo, I gotta work tomorrow, im making $440 a day now. Sick lyfe. This is my full tech ensemble i wear every day. I swear to god I get hit on constantly looking nerdy as fuck like this. + Show Spoiler +
I bought an asus g51 laptop yesterday. I walked into bestbuy and asked them to direct me to their best gaming laptop. Their best one was out of stock so i got this one instead, only difference is it is 15in and the other was 17. + Show Spoiler +
I just got 65th in the sunday million and im upset about winning 2.2k, something seems way wrong to me about that but oh well.
If any of you guys live in colorado I'll be working there for like an entire month upgrading almost every walmart there with a pharmacy I think. Let me know if you wanna eat dinner or something, play poker at a homegame wtfever life is lonely on the road by yourself.
looking for some ideas for a new suit? I have a decent bit of suits and shirts and all that now. I have an awards thing at work every year. We get a limo and just get wasted pretty much. It s a good time. Anyone have any good ideas on a sweet looking suit?
[x] shipped a hot girls number (meeting her soon!!!)
[x] Had another potential threesome no happen....because -->
[x] Skinny 21 yr old cambodian girl gave me 7,400 baht ($218) to *** her brains out.
[x] Still can recover from the initial planned threesome
[?] have aids from cambodian girl
tearing up PLO, up about 5 buyins this week which is good considering how little a get to play with 2 jobs and my workouts.
ARM UPDATE 2009.
So the doc called and explained what was wrong, which confused me b/c i didn't speak his language (the language of doctor). Basically, to my understanding he said..."We might need to go in there and clean some stuff up (scar tissue, etc))", then he said "but there isn't a tear in the labrum", and then said "continue everything like you normally do" wtf? so i need surgery, then nothings torn, then everything is fine?!?! but i gave the voicemail to my physical therapist and he said that what all the doctor lingo meant was that i actually have a small flare in my rotator cuff. So a small tear in the cuff...50/50 on whether i need surgery or not. My appointment with the surgeon is tomorrow at 8am. I'm set on not having surgery, so we'll see if he can convince me to have it, but to my understanding, if you take 50 MLB pitchers, 20 of them will have the same thing i have, a small tear in the rotator cuff, but as long as there is no pain, there is no need to fix it.
so go me. we'll get the official update tomorrow, until then peace, gl, ttyl.
Before I go off on my very long and very rage-filled rant about how Pot Limit Omaha is the most rigged game ever, I'd just like to say that the drama between Evan and I (which really wasn't all that serious since it was just over 5k) has been cleared up, just a big misunderstanding that kind of went the wrong way. To recap a little bit since my last blog post, WSOP was a blast. Basically ran really good in almost everything I did. Got pretty lazy about playing the tournaments halfway through the series since I was destroying cash games pretty hard for a long stretch, so I only ended up playing 10 tournaments total all summer when I was planned on going on the super grind and play 22. The only thing that bugged me was that I thought I played a less-than stellar main event. My starting table was filled with nits with the exception of Faraz Jaka who sat two to my left. Had no clue who he was until he busted out at the end of day 1, but he made sure to make my life pretty miserable. Was pretty disappointed to how I adjusted to the situation overall. Made day 2 but was real short, and only lasted 2 hours before my KK got cracked by a flopped set of 9's
WSOP Event #11 $2,000 Final Table - Yes I has the happiness
WSOP Event #11 $2,000 Final Table - Wat?
WSOP Roommates, Auspicious and Jakelantic
Other WSOP roommates, GoGators86 and RetiredAt30
Ever since then I've been back in San Diego chilling. I have played less than 5 hours of online poker in the last month. It's been super relaxing actually. Went back to Palomar and my god run continued for a +15k first week back at mostly 5/10 and a little 10/20. My boy Clayton (The donkament player who makes vids for Leggopoker) has been living with us since Vegas, and so I've been learning PLO from him since he's been playing PLO for the majority of the past year and has been recently taking shots at 25/50 online. Most of my learning has just come from watching his sessions, and not really trying it out for myself.
So last night I decide to give PLO a little spin. I 4 tabled $.50/$1.00 for a good 4 hours, and ended up down like 6 buy-ins wtf... Not a good start. Woke up this morning and dropped another 2 buy-ins over an hour. That ain't good, but Clayton said it's just standard PLO variance. So I head to Palomar this afternoon and see that the wait for $5/10 is going to be a while. That's when the $25/50 PLO that was running caught my eye. Obv I take a shot, since the game looked pretty good to me considering I have smashed half the table in NL Hold'em. The game got a little bigger when two fish took a seat an hour or so after I sat, as they straddled every pot. I kept trying to get the game half PLO half NL Hold'em but there were some wet vaginas that kept refusing. My final hand went as follows:
Aggro fish straddles $100, weak/passive fish calls $100 in middle position. I am dealt in the CO. I pot it to $500 (they round up for pot amounts). Super mega fish who had not folded a hand in the past hour calls in the big blind. Straddler calls, and limper calls. Flop comes . All 3 players check to me, and I pot it for $2k. Mega fish in the big blind calls. And everyone else folds. Turn comes . Fish checks, and calls my last $3k shove, then rolls over for the epic wtf are you doing preflop / holy shit u are a moron / how the fuck did you pick up more outs / please god hold one time / don't let this retard fish ruin my first full day of PLO.
Before I go off on my very long and very rage-filled rant about how Pot Limit Omaha is the most rigged game ever, I'd just like to say that the drama between Evan and I (which really wasn't all that serious since it was just over 5k) has been cleared up, just a big misunderstanding that kind of went the wrong way. To recap a little bit since my last blog post, WSOP was a blast. Basically ran really good in almost everything I did. Got pretty lazy about playing the tournaments halfway through the series since I was destroying cash games pretty hard for a long stretch, so I only ended up playing 10 tournaments total all summer when I was planned on going on the super grind and play 22. The only thing that bugged me was that I thought I played a less-than stellar main event. My starting table was filled with nits with the exception of Faraz Jaka who sat two to my left. Had no clue who he was until he busted out at the end of day 1, but he made sure to make my life pretty miserable. Was pretty disappointed to how I adjusted to the situation overall. Made day 2 but was real short, and only lasted 2 hours before my KK got cracked by a flopped set of 9's
WSOP Event #11 $2,000 Final Table - Yes I has the happiness
WSOP Event #11 $2,000 Final Table - Wat?
WSOP Roommates, Auspicious and Jakelantic
Other WSOP roommates, GoGators86 and RetiredAt30
Ever since then I've been back in San Diego chilling. I have played less than 5 hours of online poker in the last month. It's been super relaxing actually. Went back to Palomar and my god run continued for a +15k first week back at mostly 5/10 and a little 10/20. My boy Clayton (The donkament player who makes vids for Leggopoker) has been living with us since Vegas, and so I've been learning PLO from him since he's been playing PLO for the majority of the past year and has been recently taking shots at 25/50 online. Most of my learning has just come from watching his sessions, and not really trying it out for myself.
So last night I decide to give PLO a little spin. I 4 tabled $.50/$1.00 for a good 4 hours, and ended up down like 6 buy-ins wtf... Not a good start. Woke up this morning and dropped another 2 buy-ins over an hour. That ain't good, but Clayton said it's just standard PLO variance. So I head to Palomar this afternoon and see that the wait for $5/10 is going to be a while. That's when the $25/50 PLO that was running caught my eye. Obv I take a shot, since the game looked pretty good to me considering I have smashed half the table in NL Hold'em. The game got a little bigger when two fish took a seat an hour or so after I sat, as they straddled every pot. I kept trying to get the game half PLO half NL Hold'em but there were some wet vaginas that kept refusing. My final hand went as follows:
Aggro fish straddles $100, weak/passive fish calls $100 in middle position. I am dealt in the CO. I pot it to $500 (they round up for pot amounts). Super mega fish who had not folded a hand in the past hour calls in the big blind. Straddler calls, and limper calls. Flop comes . All 3 players check to me, and I pot it for $2k. Mega fish in the big blind calls. And everyone else folds. Turn comes . Fish checks, and calls my last $3k shove, then rolls over for the epic wtf are you doing preflop / holy shit u are a moron / how the fuck did you pick up more outs / please god hold one time / don't let this retard fish ruin my first full day of PLO.
Finally manage to win something i was very happy the way i played ,i had 1.4mil when we where 18 second and third didnt have as much as me.so happy me
as the title says i want to sell some of my action for today tournements here is what i want to play
look at the pic for like 4-5 seconds, it fucks w/ the eyes
Poll: Hot or Not?
(Vote): Shes gorgeous, I'd fuck her with Floofies dick
(Vote): Shes cute but WTF is up with the color scheme
(Vote): Shes ass ugly, wtf is up with this poll
So I've been Grinding live in Vegas, things have been going much better lately and I'm finally starting to play some solid pokerz
Afgani Dream is the herb of choice today, this stuffs amazing
GL LP,
Ryan
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we'll get the official update tomorrow, until then peace, gl, ttyl.
in the CO. I pot it to $500 (they round up for pot amounts). Super mega fish who had not folded a hand in the past hour calls in the big blind. Straddler calls, and limper calls. Flop comes 
. All 3 players check to me, and I pot it for $2k. Mega fish in the big blind calls. And everyone else folds. Turn comes 
. Fish checks, and calls my last $3k shove, then rolls over 
for the epic wtf are you doing preflop / holy shit u are a moron / how the fuck did you pick up more outs / please god hold one time / don't let this retard fish ruin my first full day of PLO.
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