I am so depressed after looking at pokertableratings. Everyone seems to be losing/losers/not winning significantly. It's awful to see the truth I want all the people I like to be up 100k or something.
My PTR is kinda funny, my career peak is $777 and my best day is $1337 lolol.
anddddddd im up 2k in the past 2 days in about 4k hands playing nl100 hu 2tabling ship! My mind is so consumed with poker at the moment it's all im thinking about, I haven't felt this way since i started playing. I can literally play so long and be so enthralled by the experience it's sickening. A break from poker was awesome, I <3 the idea that I have probably 6 months before I would ever have to even touch a penny in my br to sustain and maintain life.
Anyways, I should probably go to bed. I have to work in 6 hours and then I have the weekend off to be alone and get massive txts and calls from all of my friends telling me how great of a time they are having while I'm alone in my room laying on my laptop... I guess the money is good though.
edit - !!! if you live in colorado springs I will pay sick vig for alcohol.
nice session, and no no awful tilt spewing or anything, its just that nothing worked my way in all the session, sick my first time i loose 15 buy-ins in one sitting, ive lost 10 buyins quite regulary because of my ridiculously loose game but this is just crazy.
So acording to the laws of luck involving gambling and love, according to this graph im about to have an orgy that would make Caligula look like a monk.
oh and last weekend i faceplanted drunk and i needed stitches... FML
First I wanna say I'm brazillian so english isn't even my second language so I'm sorry if I make some grammar mistakes on this post. I was playing live $1/2 at some illegal place here in brazil (cash games are illegal here, only tournaments are legal), and all players at my table were a bunch of donkey/tards/drunks/riches. I know i'm not the best player but I was totally sure I was the only player at the table who even knew how to play the game decently... I made the mistake of going to the place with a pokerstars jacket, so at the moment I arrived one of the drunk guys said out loud: "ohhh a pro a the table, what a honor...". I just smiled nicely I took my place at the table with $200, and everybody else was playing already very deeper with at least $400. The table was absolutly insane, paying $20 with Ax(THE NUTS!!) to see a flop was absolutly normal at the table and a flop with less than 4 players was very rare. As the game goes on they started realizing that I was very quiet and not playing much hands and at the moment I decided to play and hand or put a raise to try to reduce the field at the flop they all started trashing me like: "heeey, carefuulll, he is a poker staaarrr hahahahahahahaha"... and as the game goes on I was actualy winning EVERY hand I decided to play, but never showing down any of them. At a moment I had almost 500$ and had never showed one hand... Then this hand is delt to me utg: AJo. I limped cause I was absolutly sure somebody was gonna raise and I could just flat to see the flop. A guy in mp raise $15 a 3 donks decided to call, and so did I. The flop comes A35(raibow), the sb checks and I bet $65, the pf raiser insta-shoves like $800 everybody folds and I thought for a while and said: "I have a hand but w/e, I'm not gonna gamble this" so I folded and showed the hand. Everybody at the table was like "WTF, HE SO STUPID HE HAS TOP PAIR AND IS FOLDING, HAHAHAHA"... The guy that won the hand start laughing and said "hahahaha, the kid cant take the pressure, hahahahaha im gonna be a pokerstarrrr, and then he mucked his hand." I thought: "well... that its gonna give a greeat bluff oportunity"... I was at the button and the same guy raised $20, I decided to reraise him $85, everybody else folded and he flatted, the flop comes Qxx, he overbets $200 and I shoved for $450 more, he thought for a while and said: "u have aces... gonna give u the respect stupid kid"... and then showed a queen. I showed K4 for a total bluff and he was like INSAAAANEEEEEE. He stands up imeadiatly and started calling me all names u can imagine... I never said a word, just waited until he calm down and kept playing. After that EVERYBODY started trashing me a loooot... I just couldnt stay there anymore so I said that it was my last orbit. And the last hand goes like that: 22 delt to me utg. I call and the insane guy makes $30 in mp, the bb calls and I call too. The flop: J22. I was like LOOOOOLLLLLLLLL inside my head. I cheack, then I stand up and say "time to go...", the insane guy checks and the bb checks too. the turn is a blank and I check again, the insane guy makes $80, the bb fold and I say: "hm... ok I call". The river is another blank and I checked, the insane guy look me up and says "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE GIVE MY MONEY U RETARD, I'M ALL IN", I said: "cmom, what u have there? my hand is good..." and then he said "I HAVE THE NUTS KID, JUST GO HOME TO UR MOMMY", and then I said "I call, this is the nuts am i wrong?". He looked at my hand and the whole table was shocked to see it and the guy jumps out in the table to take me but everybody stops him and put him down... I took my chips very fast and cashed out... Profit: $1400, Fun: priceless.
Hey guys, there are a lot of WCOOP tournies that require an very large bankroll to play.
I am not rolled for the 340+ one,s and was hoping to be staked for any of them.
I am covering all the ones up to the $215's
anyone who wants to cover any that cost over $215 PM me and we can talk a deal, percentages, possible make-up (there will be more than 3 tournies that I will be looking to be staked in unless i win an early one)
I have very much experience in high stakes MTT's, am in the top 20 on the Pokerstars TLB and have a very high integrity that can be backed by many sources.
anyone feel like staking me for the mil or any of the sunday tourneys? my stats are good on opr look me up gsr_01_integ PM me and let me know we can work something out
So a lot has changed since i last made a post.. moved twice.. got real depressed for a few months then met and fell in love w/ a girl in miami.. been with her now about 6months, ima change my profile pic to one of her. Finally feeling good really truely happy for the first time in a long time. I think its time to finally commit and focus on poker as a job. I had a talk w/ her and i need a real job for us 2 do stuff, yes my school and all my bills and living expenses are paid for by scholarships so i dont really need one but its time.
Heres wuts happening 25hours/week starting as of this upcoming week.
I will be playing only 6max tables starting at 10NL, I tried messing around w/ FR this week 5NL 20tabling w/ very minimal wins so I decided to play 9 tables of 10NL 6max w/ about 130$ ended upabout 20$ in 45mins so decided then that i was jus gunna play 6max. The next day I had about a 6hour window so finally got my first full long session in with some pretty good results:
with these results I more than doubled my bankroll (and my confidence). So i'm quite optimistic on where I can go from this, hopefully I continue playing well and the cards keep falling in my favor, and i can work my way up the stakes.
Starting now i have $275, after donking tournaments today which made me realize I need to stop playing tourneys until I have a much larger BR cushion even though thats wut I've made the most money by far playing, I want to get poker to be a reliable income, which isn't obtainable by playing low stake tourneys. I will be open to any, and all stakes for tournaments though, I will most likely save up and buyin to wcoop event 6 the 109.
Basicly I'm at $275 playing 10NL 6max, at $600 I will take a shot at 25NL 6max then if i get down to 500 move back to 10NL 6 max since I've won at 25NL before I want to try to get there fast.
I will update my blog every week and give updates on my progress. Also expect starting next week there to be posts with marginal hands that I would love input and advice on so keep a look out for those!
I just bought ticket to Zakopane (it is like polish Aspen ). So after 3 months of grinding I finally can rest. I feel like happiest Man in the World because:
1.
I'm in two years relationship with my beautiful girlfriend
2.
I study computer-science and I've got scholarship so ship it
3.
I run like a god on p*
I worked on my game lately. Watching dc videos talking with my high stakes friends etc
4.
I buy new baller monitor dell 2209WA
5.
Finally i pass test for driver licenses
I love live !!
Full Tilt Poker Game #14112454325: $34,000 Guarantee (103800404), Table 120 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:25:04 ET - 2009/08/18
Seat 1: Sullydabully (4,410)
Seat 2: UhhMee (2,415)
Seat 3: pierrenl1 (2,995)
Seat 4: Blind Flying (3,580)
Seat 5: R3ISC11L (3,870)
Seat 6: Moscow1980 (1,110)
Seat 7: Hero (3,120)
Seat 8: Apollyon53 (2,675)
Seat 9: shadyJ10 (2,825)
Sullydabully posts the small blind of 20
UhhMee posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #9
Holecards(Odds) Dealt to Hero
pierrenl1 folds
Blind Flying folds
R3ISC11L folds
Moscow1980 has 15 seconds left to act
Moscow1980 raises to 1,110, and is all in
Hero calls 1,110
Apollyon53 folds
shadyJ10 folds
Sullydabully has 15 seconds left to act
Sullydabully folds
UhhMee folds
Moscow1980 shows
Hero shows
Hero: omg
Moscow1980 shows a pair of Queens
Hero shows two pair, Tens and Fours
Hero wins the pot (2,280) with two pair, Tens and Fours
Moscow1980 stands up
Summary Total pot 2,280 | Rake 0
Board:
Seat 1: Sullydabully (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: UhhMee (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: pierrenl1 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Blind Flying didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: R3ISC11L didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Moscow1980 showed and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 7: Hero showed and won (2,280) with two pair, Tens and Fours
Seat 8: Apollyon53 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: shadyJ10 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Shout out to Neilly and everything he has been showing me over the last couple of days as far as MTT's goes. After just a couple Teamviewer sessions and some long talks on Skype i really adj most of my game to include what Neilly showed me.
As far as the new goals ive been pondering on what to play and what i think is best not really sure what i want to do. Taking a couple days off to enjoy the nice score of the $109 turbo 20k gar score from last night.
I have plans to go to pitts tomorrow and go to kennywood for the first time with my new girl. We are going there with a group of friends and then since she seemed to enjoy the crappy baseball team we have here where i live i figured i would take her to see a MLB game even though the pirates suck balls every year the stadium is nice ranked for a #1 tie. We have center field seats in the front row and the VIP passes to watch them practice and meet them i think (this is not open to the public)
Well im going to enjoy my next couple of days GL to all LP
Played about 15 mtts today starting this morning and crapped out early in all of the them except 1. I Won an 11r plo for 1.7k. Crushed the FT and beat down Kabutze(fairly well known reg). Now I have to do paperwork for my "job"(sigh).
Its been three months since a decent score. I finally took something down. I was afraid of putting up a thread on Rail Heaven(I didn't want to jinx it). I'm on my way out to get MESSED UP with my buddies. Cheers! Have a great night!!!!!!!! I'm really not tight with anyone on LP or in the poker community in general, but I'd like to trade some PS for FTP money. PM me or message me at zachyjsinatra on AIM. I'm willing to transfer first to established LPers.