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hand #1
Guillote is 15/13/5 over a small sample size of about 20 hands. This board is very draw heavy so my reasoning is that there's a good chance he plays his draws/overpairs aggressively enough to justify shove here.
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hand #2
duke is 33/17/.56 I feel like I may have played this hand too aggressively but lately I have been trying to play draws aggro. Did I go overboard here and how would anyone play this differently?
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hand #3
bluiz is 30/11/1.67 Does this become an easy fold when he shoves like that? He is reasonably short though so maybe that changes the equation?
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she just ended it by saying "i'm ready for you to spunk all over my tits.

hahaha i'm saying that next time i get laid
"spunk in ur eye bitch!"

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wow i got owned so hard by the Face book thread,thought a real life friend of mine was sending in my info to informants on this site.

wow

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Oh well at least I made a tiny re-come back towards the end. I think I played muuuuch better than previously during some stretches here (namely in the beginning and in the middle, after eating dinner) but then I just got tired and played too many tables, didn't leave bad ones etc....

I have some HUGE leaks and really need to post some hands and get some help with them, but that will have to wait until tomorrow.

Gdamn this was a long session =_=

Someone said I posted 250 hands, I dunno if he was exaggerating but it seems entirely possible!

Oh, this makes 10,8k PLO100 hands played in total,

Massive profits from PLO20 and PLO50 at ipoker, down a total of 10$ at PLO100 :D

I >really< need to work on getting my W$WSF flop up from the abysmal 32% it is at right now, at the start of the day when I was fresh it was around 35% (which might just be variance but it might have been I wasnt autopiloting poorly), must be leaking huuuuuuuge in non-sd pots.

TwistedEcho PLO video plz?


I need to really force myself to stick to 4 tables, I don't play well enough to play more than that yet, and not add more just because I'm not getting any big pots ..


I would say I need to start raising more in late position, maybe tighten up even further in the first two spots and REALLY work on my blind play... It looks pretty awful tbh. I'm not sure if the super low W$WSF comes from there being sooooooooooooo many limped pots where I either check my BB with napkins or complete some type of suited ace in the sb and c/f a bricked flop, or if I'm just terrible

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Im doin the sunday million no matter what but if anyone wants to buy any small pieces of me jus let me know on here. Im not expecting much cuz im not the best at tournies but its worth a try.

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hand #1
This guy play 73/22 and his reraise looks like tilt to me. Can I justify jamming here?
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hand #2
He plays 37/16/2. Would anyone check turn? As played wtf do I do about this minraise?
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edit: he minsraises to $20 here - didn't copy enough hh

hand #3
41/2/.75 Were my bet sizes too small here? I had a feeling he was drawing. Now the river hits him but I have too much invested. I think it wouldn't have been possible to get him AI on turn even with bigger bets. I don't like huge bets against fish anyways because they get scared away so. Also, what do I do about the river?
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Here she is boys... my first real goal that i am going to work on.
Basically, in Texas, you can go out and get a CHL (concealed handgun license) when you are 21. I'll be 21 on December 13th, and my goal for poker is to have enough money (600 dollars or so) to pay for my CHL class and a pistol. The one i want is the Desert Eagle's little brother...the "Baby Eagle". It comes in 9mm, .40, and .45 caliber. My time frame is until january...thats when my buddy turns 21 and we are going to take the class together. so 600 bucks by january, cash out except for like 50 bucks or something, and build the br back up =)





=) =)

won a $3 dollar 27 person sng, 30 bucks, sooo if i have 400 to go, i'm already like 10% there!!!

w00 h00

And some gun quotes to end the blog...

"Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."

-- Peter Venetoklis


As the Founding Fathers knew well, a government that does not trust its honest, law-abiding, taxpaying citizens with the means of self-defense is not itself worthy of trust. Laws disarming honest citizens proclaim that the government is the master, not the servant, of the people.

-- Jeff Snyder


If guns kill people, than pens make spelling errors.
-- eightfouro

have a wonderful poker night =)

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Been fucking around with 50 bucks on full tilt, that a friend sent to me,playing the 2 and 5 dolla sng's and crushing it.I think its time i start playing NL10 and thinking of depositing about 150-200 bucks.

What are the best bonus and promotions going on ? And if i already have an account with FTP, with real money, am i eligible for the 100% bonus ?

Your thoughts?

Ray Thunder

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hand #1
This hand seemed tricky to me. The guy who cold called the 3 bet is playing 9/7 and it just seems super suspect to me that he would make this kind of a call. His flop check though makes him seem a bit weak. Anyone bet the flop or turn here?
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Hand #2
This guy was playing a mind boggling 94/69. I felt very confident in shoving at the time but wonder now if getting KJo AI PF can ever be correct - even in these types of situations.
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hand #3
This guy is a reg playing 13/10. His big reraise makes it so that any 4 bet I make will have to be a shove. I play 11/9 and he should be giving me some kind of credit for an UTG+1 raise. Is this an easy shove or does anyone fold or possibly call?
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the first part of this song/video gives me this funny feeling... im addicted

even though she sounds semi demonic hearing her scream turns me on massively.

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...again.

Thats right, i'm in Elk City, Oklahoma. This is a fun little town though... I def won't be hitting up the casino's this time, fuckin indians scalped me last time i was here, bastards. Just playing the 'ole poker stars. =*(

come back to Texas... it just ain't the same since u ran away, and you moved to memphis...

song goes something like that. i don't know.

sry for such a nasty post, i'll be back after this 3 hour long grind session.

=)





...dallas skyline

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I am a good person in general. I am nice to people, I help people out. I think about karma. Somewhere someone likes to fuck me over. Time after time after time.

Variance can suck my dick. Should I stop being nice? Should I stop doing "the right thing"?

So how I ran bad this weekend, here is my story:

I had this soccer tournament in another town, so never mind about the tournament. During the evening all the teams and all of the girls were attending this big dinner. So I meet a buddy from my old boarding school (im supposed to stay at his place). So after the dinner, we're supposed to go to this place that has been rented for the people who were at the dinner. So we take a walk, since its supposed to take like 10 mins to walk there. Well he fucks off and my cell phone is in my friends car. So I spend the majority of the evening trying to find this place called H55, nobody fucking knew where that place was. It took me 3 hours to find it. So I get there, and our table that we had with like 8 bottles of vodka and 3 champagne bottles were ofcourse empty (RUN GOOD). So I get to be at the party for a whole 20 mins before everybody leaves.

So I borrow a phone to call my friend whom I supposed to stay with, and he is ofcourse at home throwing up. So I cant stay there, so I goto the hotel where all my friends are staying and there are of course no fucking rooms available. So I walk to the next - ALL BOOKED. So I goto the next one in line - EVERYTHING IS BOOKED. Luckily the 3rd one had a room free, so I check in at 5 am (I have to be out by 11am) and pay $200.

The day after my friend and I drive back to Malmö from Helsingborg and he drops me off at the trainstation. I proceed to walk to my bus stop and I notice that my wallet is gone, I forgot my wallet in his car. He of course doesnt answer his phone for the next 5 hours. So my body is acheing after the tournament (every single muscle), I am hungry as fuck, I have no way of getting home, I have slept for about 4½ hours, I can not contact anybody because my phone is fucked up, and I am pissed off. It takes my friend 5 hours to call me, and he says that he can be in town within an hour. After 1½ hours of waiting for him, he calls me up and says that he cant come and I have to take a cab to his place to pick my wallet up.

KARMA WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

"Do Good Things, and Good things happen to you"

UHM??????????????????????????????? ONE TIME PLEASE?

I hate life at the moment, I hate it alot.

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managed to get past day 1 with an OK stack. ended the day just short of 30k. blinds 300/600/?. I forget what the ante is but I think it's 50. So right around 50 big blinds. I'm feeling pretty good about my play and I think I only made one real mistake throughout the entire day which I'm very happy about as 1) It's the first time I've ever played for 13 hours straight, 2) It's been awhile since I played live.

Wasn't too many notable flops. The big issue was that nobody on the table busted. My table actually seemed REALLY tough. Not that everyone was a crazy aggro sicko or anything, but that my table was all relatively tight, and donkish in the ways that keep someone in a tournament for a long time (if that makes sense). I managed to get a sicko looking image running really hot preflop and taking down a lot of pots with a reraise before the flop. I hadn't really spoken much so at this point the table started cracking jokes that I "must be Scandinavian"

Kind of sucked for my image. I had an average stack when a ~10k super aggro semi shorty called my SB raise (he was in the BB) while I held KJo. I checked a KT4 flop hoping to get in a check raise, but he checked back. The turn was a J and I checked again. He overbet shoved all in, and I called fairly quickly to be shown Q6 suited. He binked a 9 and I was set down to 13k or so.

I stole blinds up to about 17k or so, and eventually got in a button/blind war with a solid aggressive player who I assume is a tournament pro (and I wouldn't be surprised if he was a name one, pocketfives goons kept snapping photos of him all day). My AK spades to his QQ. Board came 9-5-5-9 but I binked the A on the river to bust him out and double up. Traded blinds around and the day ended with me at just under 30k.

I think I played really well considering the skill level of the table. People were stealing and restealing constantly. It was honestly a lot tougher than a standard online tournament, IMO.

Anyways, I'm getting some rest and just trying to focus on playing my best going into Day 2.

Cheers,

Nolan

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Damn it feels nice




only played 38k hands since july 1st (double vpp week) to achieve it

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running eternally bad >>>>>>>>>> skill.


getting KK v AA 2 times in 500 hands + QQ v AA + people calling reraises with j6s and cracking AK.... is fun.

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Why a bad run when everything go smooth and you get suddenly body slammed by this motherfucking capricious game ? It's funny to see actually it won't stop even if you keep playing good and not tilt, this is some weird shit i swear. So from now -3 bis stop loss is a new rule i add to my game, even if i feel relaxed and play ok, i'll just leave because when you're doomswitched, you just can't get away with it.

Good luck to Myth for his first bracelet, TAKE IT DOWN DUDE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BLOOD, BLOOD AND MORE BLOOD, GET THE FLUCK OUTTA MY GIRLS PUSSY SO I CAN HIT THATTTTTT

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BLOOD, BLOOD AND MORE BLOOD, GET THE FLUCK OUTTA MY GIRLS PUSSY SO I CAN HIT THATTTTTT

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So i went to oklahoma, night one i am up 90 bucks playing 200nl, night two i lost the 200 i bought in with b/c the donk two paired his A7 against my AQ. Night Last night i won like 18 back playing teammates, and tonight i just lost 38 b/c i made the right read, called an all-in and lost...

Dealt ATo, raise, get 3 callers (playing w/ 4 people total)... Flop = Td 4s 7d I raise pot, get reraised, call, turn is 8h, i bet 1/2 pot, he goes all in, i'm sitting with 10 bucks left, and i'm thinking i have him beat, i don't think he would reraise w/ draw, so i call. he flips over TJ and riv is a 9.. Thats my luck the entire fucking weekend.

On PS, i got coolered for about 50 bucks on the 10nl tables in 6 hands w/in 5 minutes...

majoring tilt fail bs.

On the positive side, I'm not gay.
Annnnd moving to oklahoma would be +EP (expected pussy) b/c every guy here is fugly.
I am a handsome fella in this shit state and i look like this...




i can't wait to get back to Texas =*(

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So I had this Stalker sending me wierd and creepy text messages (smses). It was weird stuff like:
“Stand up for yourself, stop being a pussy”
“Sometimes I’m happy, sometimes I’m sad. I take a lot of medicine to keep me going, tell me Chris what should I do?”
“A blank sms with my mothers name”
Then I would call the number, and I could hear his voice, I could hear him breathing for like 15 secs. After that, he would send a text message saying:
“Silence is more powerful than words”
“I’ve seen you around, I want to be like you”
“You stupid idiot, dance, just dance – do you hear me”

So, In Sweden we have this tradition called midsummer. So the day before this, I get like my 20th text message from him, so I respond saying: “You have one hour to tell me who this is otherwise I’m filing a complaint”.

So no answer from him, and of course I’m too lazy to file a complaint. So now midsummer approaches and I’m at a friend’s place, and he starts calling me. This is the first time I speak to him, and I do not recognize his voice, but he starts telling me how people are after me, he proceeds to tell me how I look, my address, my mother’s name etc.

I suddenly hear who this is, but he denies it, and then I am not sure anymore if it was the person who I thought it was. So he keeps calling me and talking in a weird voice telling me a bunch of shit. So I start getting tired of him, and I’m like: “So you know where I live, just call me next time you’re in the area and the two of us can have a chat”.
So basically he keeps calling me throughout the evening and he tells me how I hate black people, and foreigners and stuff. So I’m like wtf? And tell him that my first girlfriend was black and that I’m probably the person who hates other races/nationalities the least. And he was like “Yeah you told me that in Gränna” (Which was the town of my old boarding school). I suddenly put 2 and 2 together and figure out who this guy is (I was also right on my first assumption earlier on in the evening). So this guy and I lived in the same dorm in his first year of boarding school, he was sort of weird back then. He was only at my boarding school for one year, and vanished after that.
So I used to live in Stockholm, and about a year ago I get this weird phone call from a guy called “Danne” who is the same guy stalking me. I hadn’t spoken to him since boarding school, so a rough 4 years back then. He started to go on about “you me, and Lenny Kravitz, you hear that Chris, you me and Lenny Kravitz” – “I’m an artist right now – do you understand that”. Obv high on drugs then, I was like ok whatever and didn’t hear from him again till this incident.

So he goes on and tells me how he has lived in a mental institute, after I confromt him who he is, and he’s like “I’m a manic depressive and I don’t know what I’m doing” – “I take to 9 pills per day, and I’ve been in a mental institute for trying to commit suicide and it’s your fault, you bullied me at boarding school and its all your fault”. “Please shoot me, I need someone to shoot me in the head and it will be all over”,

So in a threatening voice and proceeds to tell me that it’s all my fault – and no I didn’t bully him at boarding school. So I haven’t talked to him since, but he has sent random text messages (ok just one) and he has tried calling me. I’ve actually tried contacting him but he won’t answer.

Other than that Poker is going beyond horrible, I can’t seem to win important hands like I should. I am putting in the hours, believe you me. So the day before yesterday I busted out of the warmup in a nice way:

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A couple of bad beats after that I decided to walk to the harbor in my area at 5 in the morning. It’s a 35 min walk there, and I sat looking over the ocean and listened to Coldplays lastest album and thought about various things. Got back and went to bed at like 8 in the morning. The walk was rather refreshing, something I’ll do again at a more civilized time of the day.

The long road to the harbour


One of the nightclubs at 05:30 in the morning on a sunday


A look over the ocean towards Germany/Denmark


Random boats




Anyways please please let me run good, and win my flips – Over and out,

Chris also known as iop (EYE OPE).

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