So yeah, lost half my roll in the last 18 hours. Proceeded to lose around 10-11 buyins at NL200 then decided to play again but this time at NL400!! Lost about 5 buyins there so now I am going to rebuild again :D. Fuck my fucking life.
I don't know why I have these monkey tilt sessions. I have them once in a blue moon where I lose half my roll each time. I still have roughly 30 buy-ins at NL200 left but I made a milestone in my poker career by breaking $10k mark + more last week or so and I go and do this stupid shit. I seriously hate myself right now.
I don't know if it's actually freestyle but holy shit I'm glad he's back to his roots and no more of that gay ass Slimshady voice he used to do. There's two beats in this rap and he transitions so fucking masterfully. SICKKKKKKKKKKKK.
Decided to go play live poker tonight at a local casino. $1/$2 no-limit, $300 max buy-in. I buy in for the max and within an hour I run it up to $800+. I decide to play one more hand before I cash out and I see QQ. I end up losing $140 to some maniac who had 54s on a J54 flop. So Now I have roughly $650 and decide to keep playing and over the course of 4 more hours, I end up losing it all. FML. FML FML LFMAFHAJHSDUIASHDUIAHSD
f o O K a G e (6:39:03 PM): hey
YCPJEMZ (6:40:56 PM): hello
f o O K a G e (6:41:06 PM): hey its thehuhu from LP
YCPJEMZ (6:41:11 PM): oh hi
f o O K a G e (6:41:14 PM): u wanted to buy play mone right?
YCPJEMZ (6:41:18 PM): yeah
f o O K a G e (6:41:36 PM): 3 mil for 28 bucks?
YCPJEMZ (6:41:39 PM): yes
f o O K a G e (6:41:39 PM): we can do this now
YCPJEMZ (6:41:43 PM): sure
f o O K a G e (6:42:11 PM): find a play money table
f o O K a G e (6:42:14 PM): empty one
f o O K a G e (6:42:16 PM): and ill find u
YCPJEMZ (6:42:20 PM): ok found
YCPJEMZ (6:42:24 PM): look for YCPJEMZ
f o O K a G e (6:42:35 PM): im L0L_WUT
YCPJEMZ (6:42:45 PM): whats the city
f o O K a G e (6:42:53 PM): sparkjs
f o O K a G e (6:42:55 PM): sparks
f o O K a G e (6:43:14 PM): ive got 4.6 left
f o O K a G e (6:43:15 PM): lawl
YCPJEMZ (6:43:28 PM): ok so send the first 1.5 million
YCPJEMZ (6:43:33 PM): when i recieve ill send $14
YCPJEMZ (6:43:39 PM): then u send another 1.5 million
YCPJEMZ (6:43:45 PM): and then i send another $14
f o O K a G e (6:43:50 PM): hm
YCPJEMZ (6:43:58 PM): it takes 3-5 min to send real money in PS
f o O K a G e (6:44:00 PM): are u an lper?
YCPJEMZ (6:44:08 PM): but youll get an email as soon as you do
f o O K a G e (6:44:22 PM): can u send first?
YCPJEMZ (6:44:39 PM): no sorry i have been scammed twice by LaniePoo and JIGGAZZ
f o O K a G e (6:44:55 PM): umm
f o O K a G e (6:44:57 PM): those are known
f o O K a G e (6:44:58 PM): scammers
f o O K a G e (6:44:59 PM): rofl
f o O K a G e (6:45:01 PM): they have like 10 posts
f o O K a G e (6:45:06 PM): ive been on LP
f o O K a G e (6:45:11 PM): for 2+years
YCPJEMZ (6:45:31 PM): yes but im sorry i wont be sending the real money first after what happened
f o O K a G e (6:45:34 PM): i just dealt 6 million last night
YCPJEMZ (6:45:36 PM): they are known scammers now
f o O K a G e (6:45:42 PM): yes but u know who i am right?
YCPJEMZ (6:45:42 PM): because i told people about them
f o O K a G e (6:45:46 PM): if u are an lper?
YCPJEMZ (6:45:47 PM): yes i do
f o O K a G e (6:46:09 PM): well
f o O K a G e (6:46:14 PM): i rather u send first
f o O K a G e (6:46:18 PM): i have the chips
f o O K a G e (6:46:23 PM): if u want me to prove it or somin
YCPJEMZ (6:46:24 PM): i have the money
f o O K a G e (6:46:30 PM): yes but i dont know you
f o O K a G e (6:46:32 PM): whereas u know me
YCPJEMZ (6:46:33 PM): i know you can prove it
f o O K a G e (6:46:37 PM): see how i am more at a disadvatange
YCPJEMZ (6:46:50 PM): i know you by forum not by experience
YCPJEMZ (6:46:54 PM): so im sorry
YCPJEMZ (6:47:00 PM): we can do increments
YCPJEMZ (6:47:08 PM): but im sorry im not willing to send first
f o O K a G e (6:47:26 PM): hm
f o O K a G e (6:47:32 PM): go sit down at some real money tables
f o O K a G e (6:47:33 PM): then
YCPJEMZ (6:47:37 PM): ok i will
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Playing a $125 deepstacked tournament tonight. We'll start off with 8,000 in chips and blinds will probably start at 25/50 with either 15-20 minute rounds. Usually these tournaments start with 2,000 so this is a dramatic boost.
