What is the dumbest thing you've done drunk?

Inspired from a 2p2 thread.

What is the dumbest or most embarrassing thing that you guys have ever done in another state of mind? Drunk/High/On shrooms, whatever, post your stories here!


I'll start it off.

I confessed my love for a long timme best friend (girl obv) at a party the first time I got throw up drunk. She had no idea I had these feelings and completely shut me down (luckily I was so drunk I have no recollection of the conversation we had.. but my friends were there and told me it wasn't pretty). So after I am burned by the then love of my life, I leave the party and forget my shoes, then on the way home throw up in my fried's car. She gets super pissed and is yelling at me b/c we have to pull over to clean ou the throw up, and I can do nothing but laugh, I had to buy her a steak dinner to make up for it!
I get to my best friend's house, shower, pass out on his floor in clothes he gave me, wake up 4 hours later dehydrated and immediately hop on his comp to play poker.

I felt embarrassed for about a week after that, then I said fuck it. We all laugh about it now. This was about a year ago.

So LP, Let's hear your stories. I suspect Rekrul will have some good ones about bringing home some korean chick from a club who turned out to be a man or something, but w/e.

GOGOGOGOGOGO

during my freshman year here at HMC, my roommate and i had our last final of the year (for multivariable calculus) as a take-home final. it had a 3-hour time limit. so we were taking it in our room. before we began, we agreed that in celebration of it being our last final, we would get drunk when it was over. so i started mine at 2am, and my roommate started at about 2:30am.

when i finished at 5, obviously i proceeded to quickly throw back multiple drinks. because i was sleep deprived and hadn't eaten in many hours, i got pretty drunk pretty fast. anyway, when he finished his exam HE REFUSED TO DRINK. WTF ULTRA BM YO. I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT, I WAS DRUNK BY MYSELF AT 6AM. so we decide to go to breakfast, and he drives, obv . when we get to the restaurant, i keep laughing uncontrollably when trying to talk to the waitress, and i repeatedly fall over in the booth, dying of laughter. the waitress was very concerned.

when we got back on campus, we were going to turn in our exams, and my mom called on my cell phone. now, it's 730am and i think this was like a wednesday, and i was drunk...sortof not the best time to answer a call from my mother. so i answered the call while stumbling toward my professor's office, and i don't really remember what she called about or what i said or anything.

by the time we got back to our dorm, i just laid down on the concrete outside and said that i really wanted to "pass out in the hot sun" (ATHF reference). my roommate had to drag me by the arm into our suite, so that i wouldn't get sunburned and attacked by ants. it was awesome

On December 10 2006 02:22 BigRed0000 wrote: we all suspect Rekrul will have some bad ones about bringing home some korean chick from a club who turned out to be a man or something GOGOGOGOGOGO

I once described my cock to a girl, in detail, both flaccid and erect, with a bunch of people watching the conversation

I wasn't really embarrassed after I sobered up though

this isn't too bad. I've never crashed a car or gotten into a fight drunk, so I guess I'm one of the lucky ones

Telling my friends mom I want to fuck her, calling my best friend a nigger 10 times, falling asleep next to a russian fish boat, XXX different stupid things with girls, beeing aggressive to the taxi line. Yeah stuff like this

dumbest thing when drunk:

i was at our favourite bar all night with my best friend and we drank a whole lot. At 6 in the morning we left and due to fresh air we got hungry.

So we passed this food store (which was closed) and saw some fruit and vegetable deliveries standing in front of the store.

Well we would have preffered some burgers, but what can you do ? There is no MCD oder Burger King in our town.

We started eating all this healthy bananas, paprikas, apples, tomatoes even potatoes.

But not enough we started having fun to throw them around in our little town !!!!

We spit the food onto shop windows and messed things really up...

... until the police came

I could run away but my friend got caught. I ran through the whole town, the park and took the longest curve around the town back home.

I was so scared and felt guilty for my friend who had to clean everything on sunday morning WITH HIS DAD !!!!!
Still he didn´t peach on me, well thats true friendship !!!

On December 10 2006 03:42 OnMyWay wrote: dumbest thing when drunk: i was at our favourite bar all night with my best friend and we drank a whole lot. At 6 in the morning we left and due to fresh air we got hungry. So we passed this food store (which was closed) and saw some fruit and vegetable deliveries standing in front of the store. Well we would have preffered some burgers, but what can you do ? There is no MCD oder Burger King in our town. We started eating all this healthy bananas, paprikas, apples, tomatoes even potatoes. But not enough we started having fun to throw them around in our little town !!!! We spit the food onto shop windows and messed things really up... ... until the police came I could run away but my friend got caught. I ran through the whole town, the park and took the longest curve around the town back home. I was so scared and felt guilty for my friend who had to clean everything on sunday morning WITH HIS DAD !!!!! Still he didn´t peach on me, well thats true friendship !!!

True friendship, woulda been getting caught together, and doing the cleanup together aswell.
Even if you didn't get caught, you shoulda helped them clean up anywayz? bm imo yo.

Aint saying nothing -_-

On December 10 2006 05:52 Pokemyface wrote: Show nested quote + On December 10 2006 03:42 OnMyWay wrote: dumbest thing when drunk: i was at our favourite bar all night with my best friend and we drank a whole lot. At 6 in the morning we left and due to fresh air we got hungry. So we passed this food store (which was closed) and saw some fruit and vegetable deliveries standing in front of the store. Well we would have preffered some burgers, but what can you do ? There is no MCD oder Burger King in our town. We started eating all this healthy bananas, paprikas, apples, tomatoes even potatoes. But not enough we started having fun to throw them around in our little town !!!! We spit the food onto shop windows and messed things really up... ... until the police came I could run away but my friend got caught. I ran through the whole town, the park and took the longest curve around the town back home. I was so scared and felt guilty for my friend who had to clean everything on sunday morning WITH HIS DAD !!!!! Still he didn´t peach on me, well thats true friendship !!! True friendship, woulda been getting caught together, and doing the cleanup together aswell. Even if you didn't get caught, you shoulda helped them clean up anywayz? bm imo yo.

True

On December 10 2006 06:25 The72o wrote: Show nested quote + On December 10 2006 05:52 Pokemyface wrote:   On December 10 2006 03:42 OnMyWay wrote: dumbest thing when drunk: i was at our favourite bar all night with my best friend and we drank a whole lot. At 6 in the morning we left and due to fresh air we got hungry. So we passed this food store (which was closed) and saw some fruit and vegetable deliveries standing in front of the store. Well we would have preffered some burgers, but what can you do ? There is no MCD oder Burger King in our town. We started eating all this healthy bananas, paprikas, apples, tomatoes even potatoes. But not enough we started having fun to throw them around in our little town !!!! We spit the food onto shop windows and messed things really up... ... until the police came I could run away but my friend got caught. I ran through the whole town, the park and took the longest curve around the town back home. I was so scared and felt guilty for my friend who had to clean everything on sunday morning WITH HIS DAD !!!!! Still he didn´t peach on me, well thats true friendship !!! True friendship, woulda been getting caught together, and doing the cleanup together aswell. Even if you didn't get caught, you shoulda helped them clean up anywayz? bm imo yo. True

hehe, i did that once ...the cops were like "ok, your are fine, just go" (my friend was driving whitout his license) and i reacted "wtf? you cant take him, we are near his house blah blah motherfuckers/stupids, TAKE ME WHIT HIM YOU PUSSIES!"

and... they put us in jail for 3 hours or something

On December 10 2006 05:52 Pokemyface wrote: Show nested quote + On December 10 2006 03:42 OnMyWay wrote: dumbest thing when drunk: i was at our favourite bar all night with my best friend and we drank a whole lot. At 6 in the morning we left and due to fresh air we got hungry. So we passed this food store (which was closed) and saw some fruit and vegetable deliveries standing in front of the store. Well we would have preffered some burgers, but what can you do ? There is no MCD oder Burger King in our town. We started eating all this healthy bananas, paprikas, apples, tomatoes even potatoes. But not enough we started having fun to throw them around in our little town !!!! We spit the food onto shop windows and messed things really up... ... until the police came I could run away but my friend got caught. I ran through the whole town, the park and took the longest curve around the town back home. I was so scared and felt guilty for my friend who had to clean everything on sunday morning WITH HIS DAD !!!!! Still he didn´t peach on me, well thats true friendship !!! True friendship, woulda been getting caught together, and doing the cleanup together aswell. Even if you didn't get caught, you shoulda helped them clean up anywayz? bm imo yo.

u´re right i did not feel right about the ending as well.
I just ran as fast i could, i heard it later from him what happened and that he had to clean it.

btw, we´re still good friends today although its 10 years ago

A friend threw a kettle out the window (4th or 5th floor) because we cut some of his hair. Going down all the way for just one kettle was stupid, so we threw two chair along with a table out and went on our way down. It was dark already, so I took a flashlight with me, which gave light in shape of a fish. It got named Felix , we picked our stuff and headed back to our room. I guess it's pretty obvious, that a fish needs some watet. At least it was obvius back then. 15l on the floor were enought, we also made an island, an waterfall with chair and bucket, feeded Felix etc.

And later on the same night someone got the idea to give one beer for every crap that wont end in the toilet. If one crap in bag for $10 was low in your opinion, we are doomed - the idea got pretty popular, so like 20 bags got thrown out.

Then we got thrown out

But the place was shity anyway, some dick made quite nice cash on poor bridge players by using some old dorm without adjusting the prices. We got to know later, that everyone else (non-bridge players) payed like $3 for one night, while they wanted us to pay $10.

giving away lots of weed to random ppl at a party,stealing a car,fucking 2 way to young sisters(15&16),fell in a small river,get caught by police driving with 2,4%o with my bike on streets i shouldnt even be,jumped out of a window(not that highmaybe 2,5m or so) ,running from police for no reason at a antinazi demo in movie style(jumping over garage roofs,fences and stuff),lost my shoes at a festival and more.

hell i did lots of stupid shit...

(only alcohol,weed and shrooms. no other stuff for me)

On December 10 2006 03:39 VanDerMeyde wrote: Telling my friends mom I want to fuck her, calling my best friend a nigger 10 times

LOLLL

one time when me and two friends went camping in quebec, we got real shitty and decided to take a walk for a smoke. we ended up getting lost in the woods in the middle of nowhere, stumbled upon a trailer park that was seemingly partially under construction. being so urban, my friend jermaine decided to hotwire a golf cart some guy had out of his trailer. within about 2 minutes a fat french canadian hick started chasing after my two friends in the golf cart. i hadn't sat in the cart and fatty didnt see me on his way out so i began walking slowly in the other direction. eventually the police showed up and i convinced them i was a serbian lost in the woods and i was here to visit family. they hardly understood english so i think they bought my horrendous accent. i never caught up with my two other friends until i found my way back to the campground at about 1pm the next day. (the cops just kinda left me in the middle of the trailer park once they decided i didnt steal the cart and that i couldnt communicate with them). my two buds said they wrecked the cart then tried to steal some huge construction truck but only managed to break the window, and they somehow got back to the campground before i did. all in all a pretty scary night. and ify ou think a hangover is bad, try going like 11 hours without sleep or food or water after drinking and being lost in the woods. it was pretty terrifying.

me and some friends had to much out on a golf course
we finished our 9 holes and then went to the driving range (which was right by a high way)

one of us hit a big truck that just so happened to be the guy who owned the golf course we were at
after that we all jumped in a golf cart and drove about a mile up and called another friend to pick us up

On December 10 2006 08:55 BeMannerPenner wrote: giving away lots of weed to random ppl at a party,stealing a car,fucking 2 way to young sisters(15&16),fell in a small river,get caught by police driving with 2,4%o with my bike on streets i shouldnt even be,jumped out of a window(not that highmaybe 2,5m or so) ,running from police for no reason at a antinazi demo in movie style(jumping over garage roofs,fences and stuff),lost my shoes at a festival and more. hell i did lots of stupid shit... (only alcohol,weed and shrooms. no other stuff for me)

holy fuck lmao

i think you're the only one that will be posting felonies

threatened a secret service agent, telling him i would fucking kill him if he laid a hand on my friends sister lol

I told a girl something like; “You are really good-looking right now, but God did you look like shit when I was sober!” I think it's kinda funny. I like drunk me.

I've done some other stupid things too, but nothing that bad really.

When exams for my highschool were over there was a huge party ofcourse started out in the afternoon and lasted till 3-4 am in the night. I was so drunk that when I came home I went to my window and puked out of it, thing is that the wall beneath my window is completely white and that wall is also the front of our house..oopsy. And yes it's still visible, lol never seen my mom so fuckin pissed