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Maynard!   United States. Aug 06 2007 20:49. Posts 4453

its my senior year and school just got back in session.

i wake up in one of the periods, second or third, i couldnt remember which subject it even was until i heard the teacher mr. harrison running his fat mouth about how we students need to work harder studying and need to stop screwing around or we will end up in downward spiral in a sewer eating dog food for dinner. you know that pep talk teachers give you. they pretend they care about you, but really, the only reason they teach is for power.

its a math class that i flunked last year due to absenses. i spent the entire summer 12 tabling SNG's on party and i was up all night playing until 6 am when i caught the school bus. i slept all through the class so far.

one of the jock rejects in the back says something to harrison like: Why do we need math in the real world.

to not get all-in with TT in EP on the bubble of a MTT I say a little too loudly.

harrison gets pissed that i interrupted him and wants to know what the hell im talking about. i say that i am a pro poker player and i am trying to give him a hand helping these donkeys understand math better.

he basically tells me to stfu. he says poker is a great way to become a degenerate. he says its a sinful and motions to the jesus on his desk. he says that if ive gotten lucky i outta put that money in a mutual fund and save it for my future.

i cant take anymore. lucky?, i say. i make more in a hour then you do in a week you min-wage 40-hour Clown.

he is a little pissed off and tells me to watch it. he says something about anyone can get lucky.

I mutter, over 70K hands? Keep dreaming Grandpa.

I take a deck of cards from my jean pocket and put it on my desk. You want some of this bitch?, I say.

He goes mad at that, and tells me to get out of his classroom. At this point my future is written. Im done with high school. I pick up my backpack and empty it on the floor. I knock over a row of books on my way out the door. I know that i wont be coming back to that class or any class.

I jump over the fence to avoid the min-wage affro security guard whose always stoned I jog home hoping to catch the next $100 MTT Nl Holdem on party.

i was born in the wind, and will die in the wind.

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Now I really am a busto. Thanks FTP. 

TianYuan    Korea (South). Aug 06 2007 20:52. Posts 6817

.......
Who are you mocking?

Hm.. Off-suite socks..Last edit: 06/08/2007 20:53

Silver_nz   New Zealand. Aug 06 2007 20:53. Posts 5647

lol!


Sixpeppers   United States. Aug 06 2007 20:59. Posts 179

Pretty big donk move, ruin your life so that you will be stuck behind a computer screen for the rest of ur life... Sick Life

Your a towel 

Bluffed1331   United States. Aug 06 2007 20:59. Posts 246

reeks of exaggeration

Its Free To Fold... 

kimseongchan   United States. Aug 06 2007 21:00. Posts 2089

fuck, back to school for me in a month


DooMeR   United States. Aug 06 2007 21:02. Posts 8545

I take a deck of cards from my jean pocket and put it on my desk. You want some of this bitch?, I say.

-_- lol

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance, by running away from the scene of an accident. 

BigRed0000    United States. Aug 06 2007 21:05. Posts 3554

if this is not a joke, you are not only a complete and total moron ( who most likely sucks at poker and ran good for 70k hands ZOMG!!!! ), but you are an asshole as well. Young punks like you are the most annoying people at poker tables, with your dark glasses and hoodies and ipods thinking that you are for sure the next big thing.

I hate highschool kids.

 Last edit: 06/08/2007 21:06

tokeweed   Philippines. Aug 06 2007 21:06. Posts 2149

highschool?? damn... you gotta finish that at LEAST! thats pretty dumb... i mean school isnt for everyone... just like me.. i dropped out of college and started working... mostly odd jobs... but i came back and finished the course cos i felt i was lost.... dude.. you gotta finish highschool so you'd have more options in the future... that's the system you still got to be in it somehow...

big hand = bong loads 

Ket    United Kingdom. Aug 06 2007 21:06. Posts 8665

LOL probably one of the more retarded things ive seen on the internet this week

people like you are why im embarassed to tell anyone i play poker


Balzamon   Sweden. Aug 06 2007 21:07. Posts 2868


  On August 06 2007 19:59 Sixpeppers wrote:
Pretty big donk move, ruin your life so that you will be stuck behind a computer screen for the rest of ur life... Sick Life



like not a shitload of jobs is all about being stuck behind a computer screen as well? or flipping burgers in an unhealthy enviroment? I mean just because you go high school it doesnt mean you will end up with a dream job.


CrownRoyal   United States. Aug 06 2007 21:08. Posts 11385

LOL

This would be a sick idea for a modern day fresh price of bel-air tv show.

WHAT IS THIS 

tokeweed   Philippines. Aug 06 2007 21:08. Posts 2149

i agree with you being a free spirit and all but you are not going to school just for you... it is for your mom and dad, and your future family as well...

but anyway, gl man... i hope you find what it is you're looking for...

big hand = bong loads 

shaneomac   United States. Aug 06 2007 21:09. Posts 4245

hes from US and plays on party?


gawdawaful   Canada. Aug 06 2007 21:10. Posts 9012

wouldnt it suck to find your BR frozen by party for underage gambling after burning this bridge?

Im only good at poker when I run good 

uiCk   Canada. Aug 06 2007 21:10. Posts 3521

i thought u already dropped HS to become pro starcraft player

I wish one of your guys had children if I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles so you can feel my pain because thats the pain I have waking up everyday -- Mike Tyson 

Moloch   United States. Aug 06 2007 21:10. Posts 6144

pretty sure this is a joke...? please assure me

pokerintheface 

shaneomac   United States. Aug 06 2007 21:11. Posts 4245


  On August 06 2007 20:06 Ket wrote:
LOL probably one of the more retarded things ive seen on the internet this week

people like you are why im embarassed to tell anyone i play poker


MezmerizePLZ    United States. Aug 06 2007 21:15. Posts 2598

Great read, A+

But if its true that you dropped out like this thats sorta lame but i assume this is at least a partial joke ( if you did drop out you did it differently )


blunt_smokr   United States. Aug 06 2007 21:16. Posts 1314


  On August 06 2007 20:06 Ket wrote:
LOL probably one of the more retarded things ive seen on the internet this week

people like you are why im embarassed to tell anyone i play poker





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