Dearest Hannah

These are messages I received from my roommate MezmerizePLZ over the past few months. I couldn't keep them to myself any more, because they are obviously the works of a genius.

enjoy.

Dearest Hannah, It is with deepest regret and sorrow that I must provide hither a spectrum of results due to the inaccess of your house. If thou hast displaced the honor in thy veins then thy hast denied thy heart and thy mind, the only way to settle a score such as this is to flank your yard with multiple veins and treins. Thou hast forsaken me

The inquisition upon the date of February 20, 1984 reads... Dearest Hannah, I regret to inform thou hast giveth upon a slate. Seventeen pre-ordered sanctuaries which seat nine of the finest jet sandwiches. It is not my duty to flank the ovens, but I find no other solution. The German battalion has sent nearly seventy-thousandmillion dragonfly shippoes into the depot near cannonburg, and it is with deepest sorrow and regret i pronounce your child hath slain. The date upon soldings is inquisitory, but the faith remains. God will give me justice. Sincerely, Camelot the Valiant Stormfiend

Dearest Hanna Ble It is with the sorrowest regret that thou hast forsaken my babies inside the wombat. Salt and sow the gardens into the abysmal flanks. Hopeful truthets hath gone into dragonfly

Subject: yo u lalitgtle plyps lol y a potlite solid sould supou and then there was typis all in throughout the mischief cloud who ate a myhichife soup juice which really turj inot a capable supmie which turlelel turltes are supo and liike the utol.ra party flavor and thouer thouast triped ontomop of the triping soup nigt and then there was a troujper and he was like the soup is fagile and the soup wasn't really fragile but it was a type of soup and it tastes like fgoodoness whcih really was truthfully likea hpipi

LOL OWNED

lool

he's sick lolol

ROFLMAO

stnd

The inquisition upon the date of February 20, 1984 reads...

Dearest Hannah,
I regret to inform thou hast giveth upon a slate. Seventeen pre-ordered sanctuaries which seat nine of the finest jet sandwiches. It is not my duty to flank the ovens, but I find no other solution. The German battalion has sent nearly seventy-thousandmillion dragonfly shippoes into the depot near cannonburg, and it is with deepest sorrow and regret i pronounce your child hath slain. The date upon soldings is inquisitory, but the faith remains. God will give me justice.

Sincerely,
Camelot the Valiant Stormfiend

LLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL wtf?

On August 22 2007 19:14 [vital]Myth wrote: ROFLMAO

hands up if you dont get it...


*hand up*

On August 22 2007 19:13 TimDawg wrote: LOL OWNED

omg i posted that right before i read alex's new quote......

WTF

lolz

On August 22 2007 19:18 byrnesam wrote: hands up if you dont get it... *hand up*

*hand up* but this line is LOL... "The German battalion has sent nearly seventy-thousandmillion dragonfly shippoes into the depot near cannonburg, and it is with deepest sorrow and regret i pronounce your child hath slain."

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

clay, you should meet this guy:

THERES NO ICE IN THE ARENA

DAMMIT

TERRORIST PUSSIES

hahahaha myth that was awesome, and yeh the pm's confused me more than made me laugh but there so random they're funny

IT'S SHAKIN IT'S SHAKIN!!!

i approve of this message

On August 22 2007 19:18 byrnesam wrote: hands up if you dont get it... *hand up*

ah, public forums.

On August 22 2007 21:22 Jorge wrote: Show nested quote + On August 22 2007 19:18 byrnesam wrote: hands up if you dont get it... *hand up*