Dearest Hannah

These are messages I received from my roommate MezmerizePLZ over the past few months. I couldn't keep them to myself any more, because they are obviously the works of a genius.

enjoy.

Dearest Hannah, It is with deepest regret and sorrow that I must provide hither a spectrum of results due to the inaccess of your house. If thou hast displaced the honor in thy veins then thy hast denied thy heart and thy mind, the only way to settle a score such as this is to flank your yard with multiple veins and treins. Thou hast forsaken me

The inquisition upon the date of February 20, 1984 reads... Dearest Hannah, I regret to inform thou hast giveth upon a slate. Seventeen pre-ordered sanctuaries which seat nine of the finest jet sandwiches. It is not my duty to flank the ovens, but I find no other solution. The German battalion has sent nearly seventy-thousandmillion dragonfly shippoes into the depot near cannonburg, and it is with deepest sorrow and regret i pronounce your child hath slain. The date upon soldings is inquisitory, but the faith remains. God will give me justice. Sincerely, Camelot the Valiant Stormfiend

Dearest Hanna Ble It is with the sorrowest regret that thou hast forsaken my babies inside the wombat. Salt and sow the gardens into the abysmal flanks. Hopeful truthets hath gone into dragonfly

Subject: yo u lalitgtle plyps lol y a potlite solid sould supou and then there was typis all in throughout the mischief cloud who ate a myhichife soup juice which really turj inot a capable supmie which turlelel turltes are supo and liike the utol.ra party flavor and thouer thouast triped ontomop of the triping soup nigt and then there was a troujper and he was like the soup is fagile and the soup wasn't really fragile but it was a type of soup and it tastes like fgoodoness whcih really was truthfully likea hpipi

LOL OWNED

lool

he's sick lolol

ROFLMAO

stnd

The inquisition upon the date of February 20, 1984 reads...

Dearest Hannah,
I regret to inform thou hast giveth upon a slate. Seventeen pre-ordered sanctuaries which seat nine of the finest jet sandwiches. It is not my duty to flank the ovens, but I find no other solution. The German battalion has sent nearly seventy-thousandmillion dragonfly shippoes into the depot near cannonburg, and it is with deepest sorrow and regret i pronounce your child hath slain. The date upon soldings is inquisitory, but the faith remains. God will give me justice.

Sincerely,
Camelot the Valiant Stormfiend

LLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL wtf?

On August 22 2007 19:14 [vital]Myth wrote: ROFLMAO

hands up if you dont get it...


*hand up*

On August 22 2007 19:13 TimDawg wrote: LOL OWNED

omg i posted that right before i read alex's new quote......

WTF

lolz

On August 22 2007 19:18 byrnesam wrote: hands up if you dont get it... *hand up*

*hand up* but this line is LOL... "The German battalion has sent nearly seventy-thousandmillion dragonfly shippoes into the depot near cannonburg, and it is with deepest sorrow and regret i pronounce your child hath slain."

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

clay, you should meet this guy:

THERES NO ICE IN THE ARENA

DAMMIT

TERRORIST PUSSIES

hahahaha myth that was awesome, and yeh the pm's confused me more than made me laugh but there so random they're funny

IT'S SHAKIN IT'S SHAKIN!!!

i approve of this message

On August 22 2007 19:18 byrnesam wrote: hands up if you dont get it... *hand up*

ah, public forums.

On August 22 2007 21:22 Jorge wrote: Show nested quote + On August 22 2007 19:18 byrnesam wrote: hands up if you dont get it... *hand up*

On August 22 2007 22:22 sTrAtO wrote: Show nested quote + On August 22 2007 21:22 Jorge wrote:   On August 22 2007 19:18 byrnesam wrote: hands up if you dont get it... *hand up*

On August 22 2007 22:51 TalentedTom wrote: Show nested quote + On August 22 2007 22:22 sTrAtO wrote:   On August 22 2007 21:22 Jorge wrote:   On August 22 2007 19:18 byrnesam wrote: hands up if you dont get it... *hand up*

your a poet, you should write for fidy cent

TERRORIST PUSSYAND UR GONNA APY FOR IT . GOOWD NIGHT

A Genius, yes sir you have my respect now.

lol sicklife tonight im problby prwety out of it too , had a drinking onetesta nd wn i think lolzads

god that last post i made made no sense, this one ill try to explain that i had a drinkink contest vs some newb for $20 and won, but it didn't leave me in the best cirumstancers

On August 23 2007 02:12 MezmerizePLZ wrote: god that last post i made made no sense, this one ill try to explain that i had a drinkink contest vs some newb for $20 and won, but it didn't leave me in the best cirumstancers

to sum it up he said he turned into a planet and had babies with huge heads in new england.

On August 22 2007 19:18 byrnesam wrote: *hand up*

who the fuck is hannah

THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE SCARED! ITS A MATER OF NATIONAL SECURITY!

lol this guy shouldn't be allowed to breed.

On August 22 2007 19:17 Silver)Z( wrote: Show nested quote + On August 22 2007 19:14 [vital]Myth wrote: ROFLMAO

On August 23 2007 04:12 Loco wrote:

he used to be my weather man here in Charlotte, NC. Too bad he got fired for showing up to work drunk too many times.... WE LOVE YOU MATHIS!!

Lol wtf is that guy on about in Myth's video.

Ice in the arena segue into rogue helicopter pilot.

K.

On August 23 2007 17:19 PandaSaurus wrote: Lol wtf is that guy on about in Myth's video. Ice in the arena segue into rogue helicopter pilot. K.

hes playing on FTP right now

hes sat at NL400 to the right of ROGUE_COPTER_PILOT

On August 23 2007 13:31 gum wrote: Show nested quote + On August 22 2007 19:17 Silver)Z( wrote:   On August 22 2007 19:14 [vital]Myth wrote: ROFLMAO

I don't see that asian dude ROF

Seventeen pre-ordered sanctuaries which seat nine of the finest jet sandwiches. It is not my duty to flank the ovens, but I find no other solution. The German battalion has sent nearly seventy-thousandmillion dragonfly shippoes into the depot near cannonburg, and it is with deepest sorrow and regret i pronounce your child hath slain.



LMao lmao LOL clay i love u man but ur crazy

It is with the sorrowest regret that thou hast forsaken my babies inside the wombat.


rofl <3 <3

roflmao

good bump.

On August 23 2007 00:25 inde wrote: Show nested quote + On August 22 2007 22:51 TalentedTom wrote:   On August 22 2007 22:22 sTrAtO wrote:   On August 22 2007 21:22 Jorge wrote:   On August 22 2007 19:18 byrnesam wrote: hands up if you dont get it... *hand up*

BECAUSE YOU WERE IN THAT HELICOPTER




hey myth can you find that one thread were you posted like 38 times in a row on that video

On November 25 2007 04:38 SKoT wrote: BECAUSE YOU WERE IN THAT HELICOPTER hey myth can you find that one thread were you posted like 38 times in a row on that video

Was it in the Sick instances of tilt thread or was it one of his handhistories? Hm..

Btw, best bump ever Enjoyed reading it again!

I regretfully inform thee: thou hast fucking crazy clay.

i've always found mr.betherice to be very eccentric

http://www.liquidpoker.net/information/f/264422/2/instances_of_SICK_TILT.html


thanks myth

YEARLY BUMPAMENT


Pure gold. Clay i love you

this is incredibly brilliant

*hand up*

On November 25 2007 04:21 Luna_Bluffgood wrote: Show nested quote + On August 23 2007 00:25 inde wrote:   On August 22 2007 22:51 TalentedTom wrote:   On August 22 2007 22:22 sTrAtO wrote:   On August 22 2007 21:22 Jorge wrote:   On August 22 2007 19:18 byrnesam wrote: hands up if you dont get it... *hand up*

I don't get it but mesmerize please is a huge winner on stars so

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

acidlulz

he needs to do coke or something and then write whatever that comes to mind

that'll be sick

weed obv doesn't work he just sits there.

lol nice

On November 19 2008 15:30 collegesucks wrote: Show nested quote + On November 25 2007 04:21 Luna_Bluffgood wrote:   On August 23 2007 00:25 inde wrote:   On August 22 2007 22:51 TalentedTom wrote:   On August 22 2007 22:22 sTrAtO wrote:   On August 22 2007 21:22 Jorge wrote:   On August 22 2007 19:18 byrnesam wrote: hands up if you dont get it... *hand up*

the white guy obv knows wtf this is about

that white guy (peter norman) was pretty vocal in his support for the black guys actually, he's wearing a patch on his chest indicating support for "Olympic Project for Human Rights" which was an organization of black athletes boycotting the olympics!!

in fact, when peter norman died, both of those black guys were carrying his casket and gave eulogies.

On November 19 2008 20:32 Liquid`Drone wrote: that white guy (peter norman) was pretty vocal in his support for the black guys actually, he's wearing a patch on his chest indicating support for "Olympic Project for Human Rights" which was an organization of black athletes boycotting the olympics!! in fact, when peter norman died, both of those black guys were carrying his casket and gave eulogies.

check out the big brain on brett!

Pretty neat I just read his short little wikipedia entry.

Anyway WTF is going on here

/hand up

put your hands up if youre unclear about your sexuality.

sick bump

rofl, i'm such a poet

On November 19 2008 21:04 Bigbobm wrote: put your hands up if youre unclear about your sexuality.

On November 19 2008 21:04 Bigbobm wrote: put your hands up if youre unclear about your sexuality.

On November 20 2008 10:29 Baal wrote: Show nested quote + On November 19 2008 21:04 Bigbobm wrote: put your hands up if youre unclear about your sexuality.

HAHAHAHA

On November 19 2008 21:04 Bigbobm wrote: put your hands up if youre unclear about your sexuality.

nsfw if you look closely
+ Show Spoiler +

epic bump

wat

On April 12 2009 02:45 Sicks Macks wrote: wat

r u srs ? fuckin read kid

i was being sad, but read this and now I am being awesome instead.
true story.

def a clayton classic.

Hand up

bump lol

realizing this thread is almost half a decade old

I wonder if David Thomson ever caught that rogue helicopter pilot and if they ever put ice in the arena.

LOL who bumps this shit seriously. 2007 was a good year..

On April 13 2012 06:46 MezmerizePLZ wrote: LOL who bumps this shit seriously. 2007 was a good year..

2007 was a good year indeed

i still randomly send these messages to some of my friends.

Poetkypp best kypp.

OH SHIT LOL I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WAS FROM LAST WEEK.

classic lol

#yearly bump
#someone linked me this
#proud

This thread was so awesome lol

sup clay

how is alex doing

hope all is well.

colorado noobs all weird real talk.

sick bump. I remember now that clay is actually mentally insane.

Sean Nolan, where are u these days??

annnd i got 5:1 says claytown got drrruuuuunk last night..

#howtocelebrate100K

#greatbump