Vegas Help

umm, go play drunk poker at 3am after your friends pass out. LDO!!!! Ill suggest the same one i did to frink, WARDEN FROM SUPERJAIL!!! I mean wtf, a superfly purple suit, yellow shirt and giant hunter s thompson shades? ALL DAY!!!

If you're fit I'd suggest you dress up as amy winehouse.

I think women will love it.

go buy a buncha numbers and write



and tell everyone your the national debt

u could wrap your self with white paper from head to toe, twist both ends and be a joint.

Could dress up like JT and be the guy from "my dick in a box!"

go without a costume, dress like your usual self, and tell them you're dressed preppy. path of least resistance imo.

hydralisk

On October 28 2009 17:49 newbie.cjb wrote: hydralisk

this would be awesome :D

go as micheal jackson
gotta be some sob out there to fall in love with her idol and beleive its all a hoax!

i'm 25 now, i went to vegas when i was 21 and 22 (idk why i havent gone back but i want to),

as far as partying goes.... on sunday go to hard rock hotel during the day for Rehab, CRAZY pool party. I've only gone to vegas a couple times but thats where i had the most fun (other than killing the fishies at 1/3 at the bellagio)

nightlife you gotta go to Tao which is inside the venitian, you'll love it... go go dancers EVERYWHERE and random girls in bathtubs practically naked....tons of sexy women

i dont know what hotel you're staying at, but whatever it is i suggest trying your hardest to wake up around 9am and going to the beach upstairs (im pretty sure every hotel has a beach in it on the roof but im not positive)...great place to meet women and they're all nice from my experiences...

agree about rehab, not about tao though. tao is gonna be a fucking NIGHTMARE this weekend because it's halloween. it's already WAY too crowded EVERY day, and most of the tables there are awful except the best 4 on the dance floor, but those are always taken by some celebs. tao is just wayyyyyy too jam-packed with people for it to be any fun unless you happen to get one of those manner tables, in which case it's by far the best club experience you can have in vegas

for nightclubs i recommend Tryst at Wynn or Bank at Bellagio. XS at Encore is extremely good too but it's new and popular so it's hard to get into, and the music is mostly electronica rather than hip-hop. PURE at caesar's palace is solid, as are LAX at Luxor and Jet at Mirage. other than that, i have never been to a club that i felt was worth going back to.

as for costumes, i highly recommend going with something dressy, so that you can wear a suit, such as:

the great gatsby:


either don corleone (marlon brando) or michael corleone (al pacino) from The Godfather:

if you make a rhino trip, i recommend Inna (ee-nuh), Moon, or Memphis, and you can tell any of them that i referred you

also re: rhino

for some reason the asian girls who work at rhino are really bad manner and no fun at all, pretty much every one of them. white girls can be bitches but some are cool and fun. hispanic girls are generally good and fun, and black girls are kindof a mixed bag but it's easy to differentiate them on first impression: the ones who are really aggro and try to get money from you right away are sick bad manner and should be rejected, but the ones who just sit down and talk with you saying nothing about "dances" or that bullshit are typically awesome

also, i VERY STRONGLY recommend Iris at rhino now that i think about it, and you can also tell her that i referred you

go as mr T haha

myth you're a baller....you know girls at rhino like that? 'tell them i referred you' wow....i wish i was you lol...

btw spearmint rhino is def the best strip club in vegas

was lucky enough to roll around with some sick ass people in vegas this past weekend, and The Bank @ Bellagio is was bad ass & trust myth on the rhino girls

rhino is the most reliable and busiest strip club, probably with the most hot girls but there are other clubs with hot girls too

if you're willing to spend a lot of money, sapphire is the best that i've been to, because the skyboxes upstairs are just RIDIC.

if you want girls who aren't greedy bitches, the smaller clubs like treasures, rick's, etc. are better. at rhino you have to work to find a cool girl sometimes. there are just SO many hundreds of girls at rhino that you're bound to find at least one cool one but sometimes you have to kick 20 out of your table before she comes along

dress up like a tree.

-Brown Pants

-Green Shirt

-6 or 7 of those fake leaves from Michael's or something.

It should go over well.

You guys (myth) are the best. I'm staying at the bellagio FWIW.


EDIT: You all are the best, I didn't mean to make it sound like it was just Myth.