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collegesucks   United States. Dec 17 2008 06:42. Posts 5780


i love her. i run so good at life because she's mine, even though everything else in my life makes me miserable. we've been dating for about 5 months now and it's just been amazing.

today, we made out and i touched her boobies. direct contact, too. no clothes or any other bullshit like that.

story of an epic night soon to come?

nah. i think i'll keep that one between me and her

looks or game? the answer is BOTH. eat your heart out floofy.

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terrybunny19240   United States. Dec 17 2008 06:46. Posts 13829

she's pretty sexay

weird random brag blog lol


vlseph   United States. Dec 17 2008 06:51. Posts 3026

YEAHHHHHHHHH TITS!
you said it first though.

The only hands a nit balances in his range are the nuts, the second nuts, and the third nuts. 

spets1   Australia. Dec 17 2008 06:55. Posts 2179

5 months to touch boobies... so long

hola 

terrybunny19240   United States. Dec 17 2008 06:58. Posts 13829

oh ya I seriously hope that wasn't the first time you touched her boobs...


WastedGate   United States. Dec 17 2008 07:54. Posts 667

nice table!

wait wha? 

SirBlotto   Germany. Dec 17 2008 08:10. Posts 1270

5 months srs?


gororokgororok   Netherlands. Dec 17 2008 08:12. Posts 3940

"today, we made out and i touched her boobies. direct contact, too. no clothes or any other bullshit like that."

life nit


Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Dec 17 2008 08:16. Posts 9634

gj 2nd base or wever its called @ 5th month most people w8 till like ... 5th hour ? :D


Hoolz_1907   United Kingdom. Dec 17 2008 09:16. Posts 2791

Good table selection but both ur aggression factors seem a bit low.

WTF 5 MONTHS NO SEX YET?

Look at his hand and equities, what do you expect him to have here, uno cards? - TianYuan 

lebowski   Greece. Dec 17 2008 09:52. Posts 9205

5 months?? She's prob wondering what's taking you so long

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

FullBRing   Philippines. Dec 17 2008 10:03. Posts 581

Sounds like a virgin poster !!
Pretty cute btw


collegesucks   United States. Dec 17 2008 10:31. Posts 5780

cmon fellas... she's a virgin. cut me a break im working on it


Sheitan   Canada. Dec 17 2008 11:40. Posts 4217

I just shizzled in my pants

Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt  

SakiSaki    Sweden. Dec 17 2008 12:04. Posts 9685


  On December 17 2008 08:16 Hoolz_1907 wrote:
Good table selection but both ur aggression factors seem a bit low.

WTF 5 MONTHS NO SEX YET?



omg I usually hate poker metaphors but this was spot on! LOOL

what wackass site is this nigga?  

Syntax   United States. Dec 17 2008 12:25. Posts 4415

5 months too long imo
good stuff though
if you arent a virgin how could you wait so long?

wut wut wut 

collegesucks   United States. Dec 17 2008 12:36. Posts 5780

because she's worth the wait


Sheitan   Canada. Dec 17 2008 12:52. Posts 4217

lol, sex with virgins usually suck bro in my personal experience, you'd rather get a slut who knows how to give good head and do advanced stuff than an innocent girl who will only do 1 position basically.

Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt  

TheTank   United States. Dec 17 2008 13:28. Posts 830


  On December 17 2008 11:36 collegesucks wrote:
because she's worth the wait


does not compute.

delete looks or game, move thread to general, and we will help you play hide the winnie.

sigh...its like they are throwing money out of a helicopter and i dont have any hands...so i just break even.Last edit: 17/12/2008 13:29

nolan   Ireland. Dec 17 2008 13:33. Posts 6205

nbothing is worht 5 months it means shes going to suck in bed you idiot

On September 08 2008 10:07 Baal wrote: my head is a gyroscope, your argument is invalid 

 
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