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JohnnyBologna   United States. May 08 2008 07:49. Posts 789

So I get times in my life where I get an irritable bowel that gives me bad gas. I don't know if its because I eat like shit and sleep like shit as a poker player, but sometimes I can be normal and other times I feel like I am packing a dangerous bio-hazard weapon with me. I seriously mean my fart stink like no other. Usually you can stand your own brand right? I sometimes feel like I'm going to pass out or got nauseated when I rip one. Like right now for example, I am holding my breath as I type this

The weird thing about my farts, is the variance. I got in a fight with my sister and cousin a couple times because I farted and didn't even know it. It stunk so bad I kept on blaming them on farting and they swore then didn't. The first time I didn't believe my cousin, but after a larger sample size I guess its me.

Anyway onto the topic for discussion. I noticed that Daut44 loves to fart in public as he so vividly describes it in his day 1 of WPT aruba? (where he won a cool million) for us. He basically let one rip right at the poker table full of people, which was hilarious. Does anyone else fart in public for the fun of it?

Two words, I`m all in beotch! 

vltava   United States. May 08 2008 07:52. Posts 944

ooooookaaaaaaay

s33w33d: I just realized that I am playing with a guy actually named after a river. The suck-out potential is enormous 

keuner   Germany. May 08 2008 07:54. Posts 1253

epic

lol hepatitis is like roulette it depends which letter you get - rockman255 

whamm!   Philippines. May 08 2008 07:58. Posts 1520

farting is just not right in public. its practically gas passing through your shit going out of your asscrack and ppl even friends dont need to smell it.


CrownRoyal   Oman. May 08 2008 08:05. Posts 6318

some people can get away with farting in public and some people can even be cute about it

you sound like a repulsive farter though, you should probably not go outside

You should never tell someone they have cute dimples. Maybe they were shot in the face with a BB gun 

Cro)Deadman   Croatia. May 08 2008 08:10. Posts 2892


  On May 08 2008 08:05 CrownRoyal wrote:
some people can get away with farting in public and some people can even be cute about it

you sound like a repulsive farter though, you should probably not go outside



L M A O.

Radiohead says: youre like a sweet little child trying to walk on his own legs 

gororokgororok   Zimbabwe. May 08 2008 08:11. Posts 11

Hell yes I am, especially when I'm out to get out of the train and there is this big croud waiting to get out of I'm in the middle of it.
I'll ty my best at those moments. Public transport farting is my #1.


CrownRoyal   Oman. May 08 2008 08:18. Posts 6318

update:

I just farted

You should never tell someone they have cute dimples. Maybe they were shot in the face with a BB gun 

EvilSky   Czech Republic. May 08 2008 08:59. Posts 1829

Wow if you cant stand your own farts it must be some rancid hell stench or smthng.
I usually try not to keep back since it can cause problems later on, but sometimes you just gotta hold it


PandaSaurus   Australia. May 08 2008 09:14. Posts 1514

Better out than in.

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PowerOfDreams   Belgium. May 08 2008 09:53. Posts 35

ROFL :D


Konnor   Burundi. May 08 2008 10:35. Posts 367

i like to fart in classes then once the smell has polluted the atmosphere just enough and people started shaking uncomfortably, stare at someone close to me with a disgusted look on my face.


SneakrFreakr   United Kingdom. May 08 2008 11:05. Posts 2017

ermmm

rivered for my fucking bankroll - NeillyJQ 

Sheitan   Canada. May 08 2008 11:08. Posts 2738

You never met me because if i eat shit and i fart hot, you'd better run for your life.


matdon460   United States. May 08 2008 12:37. Posts 327

I fart at crowded bars to get drinks quicker.


collegesucks   United States. May 08 2008 13:39. Posts 2209

my friend does it but no one hears it. it's magical or something oO

=D 

Minion   Brasil. May 08 2008 13:52. Posts 1637

i fart at my girlfriends face all the time and she still loves me

I dont even consider shortstacks to be players when Im involved in a hand - I ignore them. - TalentedTom 

tomson    Poland. May 08 2008 14:05. Posts 1407

SMELL THE GAS, MEG

wont you take me to valuetown? 

XoXthajmanXoX   United States. May 08 2008 14:15. Posts 483

The Pre-Defecatory farts are the most pungent. Try taking a shit next time you feel the urge to fart. . .If that doesn't help then just be really obnoxious with it. In a crowded room at least one person will think it's funny.

Chyeah. 

F4Zi   United Kingdom. May 08 2008 14:18. Posts 2649

ewww

NeillyJQ: so ya, i got PWNED by coinflips and fazi had the audacity to brag about how his roll is over 1k in a day or something stupid like that to me as well, why kick someone while theyre down? faggot ass fucking queer. 

Subaru   United States. May 08 2008 14:24. Posts 1955

I do it all the time, but only if its a drop and go.
My teacher actually taught me this through a story.
A school he taught at before had these 3 kids who are huge football kids. He went there to far, then left, and they all started to blame each other.

Was LP name God 

lebowski   Greece. May 08 2008 15:20. Posts 2153

someone create a poll about approximately how many sharts u've had in your life
they are rather unfortunate moments

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

shaneomac   United States. May 08 2008 15:37. Posts 3430

i dutch ovened my girlfriend w her own fart once, her farts are rather rancid. it was funny.


YoMeR   United States. May 08 2008 15:55. Posts 5995

i'm a farting beast in n out and to the core.

eZ Life. 

Gumster   Sweden. May 08 2008 17:13. Posts 1588

Do not push the river, it will flow by itself. - Polish proverb 

devon06atX   Canada. May 08 2008 17:24. Posts 1599

eddie murphy delirious what

quite possibly one of the best stand up acts i've ever seen

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Baal   . May 08 2008 18:01. Posts 16642

Im like a hollywood supermodel... i dont shit or fart.



well i do shit but i rarely fart.

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Floofy   Canada. May 08 2008 21:44. Posts 6783

most of the time i fart very little, makes no noise, and doesnt smell too bad and not too long

but SOMETIMES, i dont know whats up with my digestive system but i fart every 2 minutes and it smells real bad lol
i think its mostly when i lack sleep and eat too much pea soup or something

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

XoXthajmanXoX   United States. May 08 2008 21:50. Posts 483


  On May 08 2008 14:24 Subaru wrote:
I do it all the time, but only if its a drop and go.
.



a.k.a. Cropdusting

Chyeah. 

GsOne   Poland. May 09 2008 03:02. Posts 493

if you put your ass next to a wall, you fart louder.

Phil Hellmuth: I BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP quit. 

kesh   Greece. May 09 2008 04:41. Posts 344

My favorite sport is farting in elevators of multinational enterprises.
Due to my work i have to visit daily big shipping firms so....
The exciting thing is that there is so much use of these elevators that it is almost impossible for someone to dodge my fart.
I prefer the sneaky way though.
I fart when i am alone in the elevator and hope that someone catch it when i leave.


P.S
These elevators are commonly used from 'big' executives and hot ass secretaries.
So besides the relief that bring to the caster, this kind of farts have two profitable sides.
1st)The political side---->It is a tinny win against capitalism
2nd)The misanthrope side---->Making a horrible day start for a nice smelling,hotass blonde secretary who thinks that she is the center of the universe

End life

2 things about pot...win it and smoke itLast edit: 09/05/2008 05:04

 


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