Farting in Public

So I get times in my life where I get an irritable bowel that gives me bad gas. I don't know if its because I eat like shit and sleep like shit as a poker player, but sometimes I can be normal and other times I feel like I am packing a dangerous bio-hazard weapon with me. I seriously mean my fart stink like no other. Usually you can stand your own brand right? I sometimes feel like I'm going to pass out or got nauseated when I rip one. Like right now for example, I am holding my breath as I type this

The weird thing about my farts, is the variance. I got in a fight with my sister and cousin a couple times because I farted and didn't even know it. It stunk so bad I kept on blaming them on farting and they swore then didn't. The first time I didn't believe my cousin, but after a larger sample size I guess its me.

Anyway onto the topic for discussion. I noticed that Daut44 loves to fart in public as he so vividly describes it in his day 1 of WPT aruba? (where he won a cool million) for us. He basically let one rip right at the poker table full of people, which was hilarious. Does anyone else fart in public for the fun of it?

ooooookaaaaaaay

epic

farting is just not right in public. its practically gas passing through your shit going out of your asscrack and ppl even friends dont need to smell it.

some people can get away with farting in public and some people can even be cute about it

you sound like a repulsive farter though, you should probably not go outside

On May 08 2008 08:05 CrownRoyal wrote: some people can get away with farting in public and some people can even be cute about it you sound like a repulsive farter though, you should probably not go outside

L M A O.

Hell yes I am, especially when I'm out to get out of the train and there is this big croud waiting to get out of I'm in the middle of it.
I'll ty my best at those moments. Public transport farting is my #1.

update:

I just farted

Wow if you cant stand your own farts it must be some rancid hell stench or smthng.
I usually try not to keep back since it can cause problems later on, but sometimes you just gotta hold it

Better out than in.

ROFL :D

i like to fart in classes then once the smell has polluted the atmosphere just enough and people started shaking uncomfortably, stare at someone close to me with a disgusted look on my face.

ermmm

You never met me because if i eat shit and i fart hot, you'd better run for your life.

I fart at crowded bars to get drinks quicker.

my friend does it but no one hears it. it's magical or something oO

i fart at my girlfriends face all the time and she still loves me

SMELL THE GAS, MEG

The Pre-Defecatory farts are the most pungent. Try taking a shit next time you feel the urge to fart. . .If that doesn't help then just be really obnoxious with it. In a crowded room at least one person will think it's funny.

ewww

I do it all the time, but only if its a drop and go.
My teacher actually taught me this through a story.
A school he taught at before had these 3 kids who are huge football kids. He went there to far, then left, and they all started to blame each other.

someone create a poll about approximately how many sharts u've had in your life
they are rather unfortunate moments

i dutch ovened my girlfriend w her own fart once, her farts are rather rancid. it was funny.

i'm a farting beast in n out and to the core.

--- Nuked ---

Im like a hollywood supermodel... i dont shit or fart.



well i do shit but i rarely fart.

most of the time i fart very little, makes no noise, and doesnt smell too bad and not too long

but SOMETIMES, i dont know whats up with my digestive system but i fart every 2 minutes and it smells real bad lol
i think its mostly when i lack sleep and eat too much pea soup or something

On May 08 2008 14:24 Subaru wrote: I do it all the time, but only if its a drop and go. .

a.k.a. Cropdusting

if you put your ass next to a wall, you fart louder.

My favorite sport is farting in elevators of multinational enterprises.
Due to my work i have to visit daily big shipping firms so....
The exciting thing is that there is so much use of these elevators that it is almost impossible for someone to dodge my fart.
I prefer the sneaky way though.
I fart when i am alone in the elevator and hope that someone catch it when i leave.


P.S
These elevators are commonly used from 'big' executives and hot ass secretaries.
So besides the relief that bring to the caster, this kind of farts have two profitable sides.
1st)The political side---->It is a tinny win against capitalism
2nd)The misanthrope side---->Making a horrible day start for a nice smelling,hotass blonde secretary who thinks that she is the center of the universe

End life