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JohnnyBologna   United States. May 08 2008 07:49. Posts 753

So I get times in my life where I get an irritable bowel that gives me bad gas. I don't know if its because I eat like shit and sleep like shit as a poker player, but sometimes I can be normal and other times I feel like I am packing a dangerous bio-hazard weapon with me. I seriously mean my fart stink like no other. Usually you can stand your own brand right? I sometimes feel like I'm going to pass out or got nauseated when I rip one. Like right now for example, I am holding my breath as I type this

The weird thing about my farts, is the variance. I got in a fight with my sister and cousin a couple times because I farted and didn't even know it. It stunk so bad I kept on blaming them on farting and they swore then didn't. The first time I didn't believe my cousin, but after a larger sample size I guess its me.

Anyway onto the topic for discussion. I noticed that Daut44 loves to fart in public as he so vividly describes it in his day 1 of WPT aruba? (where he won a cool million) for us. He basically let one rip right at the poker table full of people, which was hilarious. Does anyone else fart in public for the fun of it?

Two words, I`m all in beotch! 

vltava   United States. May 08 2008 07:52. Posts 891

ooooookaaaaaaay

s33w33d: I just realized that I am playing with a guy actually named after a river. The suck-out potential is enormous 

keuner   Germany. May 08 2008 07:54. Posts 1192

epic

I TURNED QUADS U PUSSYS - mind.paul 

whamm!   Philippines. May 08 2008 07:58. Posts 1091

farting is just not right in public. its practically gas passing through your shit going out of your asscrack and ppl even friends dont need to smell it.

hmph! 

CrownRoyal   Oman. May 08 2008 08:05. Posts 5927

some people can get away with farting in public and some people can even be cute about it

you sound like a repulsive farter though, you should probably not go outside

gwinggoku01mmg: you go to fuck a girl in the ass gwinggoku01mmg: you know that 1 in 4 sexually active couples do that right baby? gwinggoku01mmg: oh my god caleb im so wet 

Cro)Deadman   Croatia. May 08 2008 08:10. Posts 2537


  On May 08 2008 08:05 CrownRoyal wrote:
some people can get away with farting in public and some people can even be cute about it

you sound like a repulsive farter though, you should probably not go outside



L M A O.

Dont hate the playa hate the game...Thug life. 

gororokgororok   Zimbabwe. May 08 2008 08:11. Posts 3

Hell yes I am, especially when I'm out to get out of the train and there is this big croud waiting to get out of I'm in the middle of it.
I'll ty my best at those moments. Public transport farting is my #1.


CrownRoyal   Oman. May 08 2008 08:18. Posts 5927

update:

I just farted

gwinggoku01mmg: you go to fuck a girl in the ass gwinggoku01mmg: you know that 1 in 4 sexually active couples do that right baby? gwinggoku01mmg: oh my god caleb im so wet 

EvilSky   Czech Republic. May 08 2008 08:59. Posts 1491

Wow if you cant stand your own farts it must be some rancid hell stench or smthng.
I usually try not to keep back since it can cause problems later on, but sometimes you just gotta hold it


PandaSaurus   Australia. May 08 2008 09:14. Posts 1448

Better out than in.

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PowerOfDreams   Belgium. May 08 2008 09:53. Posts 17

ROFL :D


Konnor   Burundi. May 08 2008 10:35. Posts 367

i like to fart in classes then once the smell has polluted the atmosphere just enough and people started shaking uncomfortably, stare at someone close to me with a disgusted look on my face.


SneakrFreakr   United Kingdom. May 08 2008 11:05. Posts 1904

ermmm

rivered for my fucking bankroll - NeillyJQ 

Sheitan   Canada. May 08 2008 11:08. Posts 2362

You never met me because if i eat shit and i fart hot, you'd better run for your life.


matdon460   United States. May 08 2008 12:37. Posts 295

I fart at crowded bars to get drinks quicker.


collegesucks   United States. May 08 2008 13:39. Posts 1775

my friend does it but no one hears it. it's magical or something oO

sex sex pussy hair 

Minion   Brasil. May 08 2008 13:52. Posts 1598

i fart at my girlfriends face all the time and she still loves me

I dont even consider shortstacks to be players when Im involved in a hand - I ignore them. - TalentedTom 

tomson    Poland. May 08 2008 14:05. Posts 1363

SMELL THE GAS, MEG

wont you take me to valuetown? 

XoXthajmanXoX   United States. May 08 2008 14:15. Posts 435

The Pre-Defecatory farts are the most pungent. Try taking a shit next time you feel the urge to fart. . .If that doesn't help then just be really obnoxious with it. In a crowded room at least one person will think it's funny.

Chyeah. 

F4Zi   United Kingdom. May 08 2008 14:18. Posts 2352

ewww

NeillyJQ: so ya, i got PWNED by coinflips and fazi had the audacity to brag about how his roll is over 1k in a day or something stupid like that to me as well, why kick someone while theyre down? faggot ass fucking queer. 

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