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Jubert69   United States. May 08 2008 15:24. Posts 3191

I do it all the time, but only if its a drop and go.
My teacher actually taught me this through a story.
A school he taught at before had these 3 kids who are huge football kids. He went there to far, then left, and they all started to blame each other.


lebowski   Greece. May 08 2008 16:20. Posts 9205

someone create a poll about approximately how many sharts u've had in your life
they are rather unfortunate moments

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

shaneomac   United States. May 08 2008 16:37. Posts 4245

i dutch ovened my girlfriend w her own fart once, her farts are rather rancid. it was funny.


YoMeR   United States. May 08 2008 16:55. Posts 12438

i'm a farting beast in n out and to the core.

eZ Life. 

Gumster   Sweden. May 08 2008 18:13. Posts 2291

Do not push the river, it will flow by itself. - Polish proverb 

devon06atX   Canada. May 08 2008 18:24. Posts 5462

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Baalim   Mexico. May 08 2008 19:01. Posts 34312

Im like a hollywood supermodel... i dont shit or fart.



well i do shit but i rarely fart.

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Floofy   Canada. May 08 2008 22:44. Posts 8708

most of the time i fart very little, makes no noise, and doesnt smell too bad and not too long

but SOMETIMES, i dont know whats up with my digestive system but i fart every 2 minutes and it smells real bad lol
i think its mostly when i lack sleep and eat too much pea soup or something

james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( 

XoXthajmanXoX   United States. May 08 2008 22:50. Posts 834


  On May 08 2008 14:24 Subaru wrote:
I do it all the time, but only if its a drop and go.
.



a.k.a. Cropdusting

SERIOUSLY! 

GsOne   Poland. May 09 2008 04:02. Posts 732

if you put your ass next to a wall, you fart louder.

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kesh   Greece. May 09 2008 05:41. Posts 344

My favorite sport is farting in elevators of multinational enterprises.
Due to my work i have to visit daily big shipping firms so....
The exciting thing is that there is so much use of these elevators that it is almost impossible for someone to dodge my fart.
I prefer the sneaky way though.
I fart when i am alone in the elevator and hope that someone catch it when i leave.


P.S
These elevators are commonly used from 'big' executives and hot ass secretaries.
So besides the relief that bring to the caster, this kind of farts have two profitable sides.
1st)The political side---->It is a tinny win against capitalism
2nd)The misanthrope side---->Making a horrible day start for a nice smelling,hotass blonde secretary who thinks that she is the center of the universe

End life

2 things about pot...win it and smoke itLast edit: 09/05/2008 06:04

 
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