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Subaru United States. May 08 2008 14:24. Posts 1982 | | |
I do it all the time, but only if its a drop and go.
My teacher actually taught me this through a story.
A school he taught at before had these 3 kids who are huge football kids. He went there to far, then left, and they all started to blame each other. |
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lebowski Greece. May 08 2008 15:20. Posts 2386 | | |
someone create a poll about approximately how many sharts u've had in your life
they are rather unfortunate moments |
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shaneomac United States. May 08 2008 15:37. Posts 3509 | | |
i dutch ovened my girlfriend w her own fart once, her farts are rather rancid. it was funny. |
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YoMeR United States. May 08 2008 15:55. Posts 6145 | | |
i'm a farting beast in n out and to the core. |
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Gumster Sweden. May 08 2008 17:13. Posts 1619 | | | |
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eddie murphy delirious what
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Baal . May 08 2008 18:01. Posts 17170 | | |
Im like a hollywood supermodel... i dont shit or fart.
well i do shit but i rarely fart. |
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Floofy Canada. May 08 2008 21:44. Posts 6895 | | |
most of the time i fart very little, makes no noise, and doesnt smell too bad and not too long
but SOMETIMES, i dont know whats up with my digestive system but i fart every 2 minutes and it smells real bad lol
i think its mostly when i lack sleep and eat too much pea soup or something |
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I do it all the time, but only if its a drop and go.
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a.k.a. Cropdusting |
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GsOne Poland. May 09 2008 03:02. Posts 533 | | |
if you put your ass next to a wall, you fart louder. |
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kesh Greece. May 09 2008 04:41. Posts 344 | | |
My favorite sport is farting in elevators of multinational enterprises.
Due to my work i have to visit daily big shipping firms so....
The exciting thing is that there is so much use of these elevators that it is almost impossible for someone to dodge my fart.
I prefer the sneaky way though.
I fart when i am alone in the elevator and hope that someone catch it when i leave.
P.S
These elevators are commonly used from 'big' executives and hot ass secretaries.
So besides the relief that bring to the caster, this kind of farts have two profitable sides.
1st)The political side---->It is a tinny win against capitalism
2nd)The misanthrope side---->Making a horrible day start for a nice smelling,hotass blonde secretary who thinks that she is the center of the universe 
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