Something horrible happened at my university.

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TheHuHu United States. May 08 2008 03:22. Posts 4271

**NOT MY STORY**

I just came from a lecture. I sat in the back corner on the left hand side. A blonde with a 9/10 body comes and sits in front of me. Straight away i forget about the lecture and start imaginging my self PIITB. Even though i was seated, i started to become concerned about my boner which was beginning to bulge visibly through my tracksuit pants, (i wore tracksuit pants to uni for the first time today coz a bird shat on my jeans on the clothes line).

At this point i thought to myself "imagine if for some reason i had to stand up...haha...thank god there's no chance of that". At this point someone requests that the airconditioner be turned off. I thought "no ****ing way". Sure enough, the lecturer yells out "could someone please turn that off" and looks right at me! I don't think i've ever had a stronger case of "you've gotta be shittin me!!!!" in my life.

I looked back at her with a "**** no" look on my face. She says "umm....you...could you please turn it off" (i was by far the nearest to the switch). At this point EVERYONE turned and looked right at me. To say i was horrified is an understatement.

The aisle was to my right. Instead of getting up and turning right and revealing my boner to everyone, i stood, turned left and then basically reversed out, keeping my ass facing everyone, whilst hunching over. I must have looked like an absolute ****ing retard. Afterwards, people kept turning around and looking at me.

What are the ****ing chances of that shit happening....