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capaneo   Canada. Sep 03 2007 14:39. Posts 6938

I was thinking about those small things here and there that people like to have simply because its cool but usually normal people don't buy those stuff because they refer to it/them as "waste of money"

This is not a showoff thread and we are talkin about all those small stuff (less than $1000 in price but up to 2k is good) So no house, car and shits like that.


Around $120
I actually bought one of these cause my friend told me too and since then my days have changed for better. HIGHLY recommended.





They are not still available in Canada but Im really looking forward into getting one at around $600 I think





GeForce 8800 Ultra at around $800 simply the most powerfull Video card out there at the moment.


I'll add some more as soon as I remember/come across some more stuff.

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tilted fish   Canada. Sep 03 2007 14:47. Posts 2599







BIG WASTE OF $$$


TalentedTom    Canada. Sep 03 2007 14:49. Posts 9493

Martha Stewart Everyday TM Ventilated 'Memory' Foam Pillow. Good night's sleep is very important.


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capaneo   Canada. Sep 03 2007 14:55. Posts 6938


An apple peeler at around $20 is one of the best things u can get for $20

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Muhweli   Finland. Sep 03 2007 15:03. Posts 9375

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shaneomac   United States. Sep 03 2007 15:03. Posts 3492


  On September 03 2007 14:47 tilted fish wrote:




how much is this/where can u buy it?


Red9   Canada. Sep 03 2007 15:06. Posts 6582

tom how much is the pillow?

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capaneo   Canada. Sep 03 2007 15:08. Posts 6938


  On September 03 2007 15:03 shaneomac wrote:
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how much is this/where can u buy it?


IKEA at around 100 something I think

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tilted fish   Canada. Sep 03 2007 15:11. Posts 2599


  On September 03 2007 15:08 capaneo wrote:
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IKEA at around 100 something I think



this is why swedish people are good poker players


shaneomac   United States. Sep 03 2007 15:17. Posts 3492

i cant find it...like ive searched EVERY chair on their website and i cant find it =P...can someone link me. im seriously considering buyin it lol


Svenman87   United States. Sep 03 2007 15:17. Posts 2741

it just looks stylish, i prefer uber comfort > style and looks


capaneo   Canada. Sep 03 2007 15:20. Posts 6938


  On September 03 2007 15:17 shaneomac wrote:
i cant find it...like ive searched EVERY chair on their website and i cant find it =P...can someone link me. im seriously considering buyin it lol



http://www.ikea.com/ca/en/catalog/products/80121649

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shaneomac   United States. Sep 03 2007 15:27. Posts 3492

o thats why cuz i saw it in that hideous default color


ggplz   United Kingdom. Sep 03 2007 15:28. Posts 12487


  On September 03 2007 15:17 Svenman87 wrote:
it just looks stylish, i prefer uber comfort > style and looks



yeah i thought the same
looks pretty uncomfortable

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alphablend   United States. Sep 03 2007 15:42. Posts 2424


  On September 03 2007 14:55 capaneo wrote:

An apple peeler at around $20 is one of the best things u can get for $20



I beg to differ refer to the prostitution thread http://www.liquidpoker.net/information/f/268316/all/prostitution.html


Loco   Canada. Sep 03 2007 15:57. Posts 13969



$300ish



$800 all fees included

tho 25nl with 250 roll is stupid tho started with 50 2 day ago ..i stick 10nl sometimes get bored and give 25nl shot but noone gives respct since i have very aggro hydralist icon - wolfheart 

Baal   . Sep 03 2007 16:17. Posts 17120

Are you fucking serious? do you have that $800 video card? whoa....



btw why is that toothbrush so great? im interested

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MezmerizePLZ    United States. Sep 03 2007 16:17. Posts 1652

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Loco   Canada. Sep 03 2007 16:24. Posts 13969


  On September 03 2007 16:17 Baal wrote:
Are you fucking serious? do you have that $800 video card? whoa....



btw why is that toothbrush so great? im interested



yeah i was wondering too... whats so good about an electric toothbrush? "life changing toothbrush" lol

tho 25nl with 250 roll is stupid tho started with 50 2 day ago ..i stick 10nl sometimes get bored and give 25nl shot but noone gives respct since i have very aggro hydralist icon - wolfheartLast edit: 03/09/2007 16:25

capaneo   Canada. Sep 03 2007 16:43. Posts 6938


  On September 03 2007 16:17 Baal wrote:
Are you fucking serious? do you have that $800 video card? whoa....



btw why is that toothbrush so great? im interested



no I have a 8800 GTS for $400

And about the toothbrush its just simply rocks

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nolan   United States. Sep 03 2007 17:07. Posts 3751



they don't seem necessary until you own one.

power of the dollar 

Gumster   Sweden. Sep 03 2007 17:21. Posts 1619

love this thread

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capaneo   Canada. Sep 03 2007 17:36. Posts 6938


  On September 03 2007 17:07 nolan wrote:


they don't seem necessary until you own one.



That looks really cool. How u smoke when there are 2? Do you have to block the end of one while smoking the other one?

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Bigbobm   United States. Sep 03 2007 17:46. Posts 2713

id rather not look for pictures

but midget hookers? you did say 'little' things

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ggplz   United Kingdom. Sep 03 2007 17:57. Posts 12487

*waits for myth to post the baller ass $2k chair*

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Rekrul   United States. Sep 03 2007 18:06. Posts 2725

how exactly is a hookah bong baller?

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capaneo   Canada. Sep 03 2007 18:13. Posts 6938


  On September 03 2007 18:06 Rekrul wrote:
how exactly is a hookah bong baller?



nit

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ChoboPokeR_r   Germany. Sep 03 2007 18:17. Posts 4598

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sOah   United Kingdom. Sep 03 2007 18:27. Posts 4409

Little things that 'ballers' should have are not using the word so often especially when referring to oneself..

not all who wander are lost 

Rekrul   United States. Sep 03 2007 18:33. Posts 2725

lol in vegas i met some 2+2'ers ina club one night and they kept saying "BALLER" and doing fist pounds and i honestly couldnt tell if they were being serious or sarcastic

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CamilaPunt   Brasil. Sep 03 2007 18:39. Posts 1105

Here are a few things I bought that I really think are a must have if your a true baller.



The USB Hamster Wheel

Nothing helps characterize capitalism/ballerism as this usb hamster wheel. Watch the wheel spin faster as you type faster forcing the hamster (aka mexians) to run faster! My typing skillz never been so goot.



Armaggeddon USB Hub

This nifty trinket allows the Osama in us to unleash everytime we want to destroy the world, standard daily feeling amongst terrorists (aka those arabs dudes and of course zee germans)

Plus it has a USB entrance on it that you can attach other cool things to it. Like mixing the boom sound with my guitar is pretty heavy metal.



Retro CellPhone Handset

I think this cool addon to your cell phone speaks for itself -- true baller --. Nothing spells ownage like going back to old victorian times (or somethin) and just showing your blings. I take this baby out with me to the club and it draws so much putang.

thats all for now, hope it helps the fellas who are in need


sOah   United Kingdom. Sep 03 2007 18:42. Posts 4409


  On September 03 2007 18:33 Rekrul wrote:
lol in vegas i met some 2+2'ers ina club one night and they kept saying "BALLER" and doing fist pounds and i honestly couldnt tell if they were being serious or sarcastic



most likely a case where they start saying it as a joke so much that it becomes a standard half-joke thing for them to say. Either that or they're FUCKING losers

not all who wander are lost 

n0rthf4ce    United States. Sep 03 2007 19:11. Posts 6089



HOT GIRLFRIEND

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TalentedTom    Canada. Sep 03 2007 19:39. Posts 9493


  On September 03 2007 19:11 n0rthf4ce wrote:


HOT GIRLFRIEND



wa wa we wa

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capaneo   Canada. Sep 03 2007 19:45. Posts 6938


  On September 03 2007 18:42 sOah wrote:
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most likely a case where they start saying it as a joke so much that it becomes a standard half-joke thing for them to say. Either that or they're FUCKING losers


That was deep

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Narious   Canada. Sep 03 2007 19:51. Posts 4528


  On September 03 2007 15:57 Loco wrote:


$300ish



Ha, thats the exact computer chair I have.

 Last edit: 03/09/2007 19:52

sOah   United Kingdom. Sep 03 2007 19:57. Posts 4409


  On September 03 2007 19:45 capaneo wrote:
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That was deep



how? wtf?

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capaneo   Canada. Sep 03 2007 19:59. Posts 6938


  On September 03 2007 18:33 Rekrul wrote:
lol in vegas i met some 2+2'ers ina club one night and they kept saying "BALLER" and doing fist pounds and i honestly couldnt tell if they were being serious or sarcastic



Its not really about being a baller or any shits like what u described. I mean I have an apple peeler in my list and I think its a $20 well spent. Its more about those small little things that u basically wanna have cause u think its cool.

Like that hamster USB thing, even though its a joke, I think its a really cool thing and I would totally get one.

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nolan   United States. Sep 03 2007 20:03. Posts 3751


  On September 03 2007 18:06 Rekrul wrote:
how exactly is a hookah bong baller?



That specific one is a kind of pricy ass one and it looks a lot more shiny/nice in proper lighting etc.

And it's baller because you smoke flavored tobacco out of it and dumb college bitches think it's impressive and classy cause they're used to long island guidos smoking newports and blunts all day.

power of the dollar 

Baal   . Sep 03 2007 20:05. Posts 17120


  On September 03 2007 18:06 Rekrul wrote:
how exactly is a hookah bong baller?



exactly like this: