Little things that ballers should have - Page 2

they don't seem necessary until you own one.

love this thread

On September 03 2007 17:07 nolan wrote: they don't seem necessary until you own one.

That looks really cool. How u smoke when there are 2? Do you have to block the end of one while smoking the other one?

id rather not look for pictures

but midget hookers? you did say 'little' things

*waits for myth to post the baller ass $2k chair*

how exactly is a hookah bong baller?

On September 03 2007 18:06 Rekrul wrote: how exactly is a hookah bong baller?

nit

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Little things that 'ballers' should have are not using the word so often especially when referring to oneself..

lol in vegas i met some 2+2'ers ina club one night and they kept saying "BALLER" and doing fist pounds and i honestly couldnt tell if they were being serious or sarcastic

Here are a few things I bought that I really think are a must have if your a true baller.



The USB Hamster Wheel

Nothing helps characterize capitalism/ballerism as this usb hamster wheel. Watch the wheel spin faster as you type faster forcing the hamster (aka mexians) to run faster! My typing skillz never been so goot.



Armaggeddon USB Hub

This nifty trinket allows the Osama in us to unleash everytime we want to destroy the world, standard daily feeling amongst terrorists (aka those arabs dudes and of course zee germans)

Plus it has a USB entrance on it that you can attach other cool things to it. Like mixing the boom sound with my guitar is pretty heavy metal.



Retro CellPhone Handset

I think this cool addon to your cell phone speaks for itself -- true baller --. Nothing spells ownage like going back to old victorian times (or somethin) and just showing your blings. I take this baby out with me to the club and it draws so much putang.

thats all for now, hope it helps the fellas who are in need

On September 03 2007 18:33 Rekrul wrote: lol in vegas i met some 2+2'ers ina club one night and they kept saying "BALLER" and doing fist pounds and i honestly couldnt tell if they were being serious or sarcastic

most likely a case where they start saying it as a joke so much that it becomes a standard half-joke thing for them to say. Either that or they're FUCKING losers

HOT GIRLFRIEND

On September 03 2007 19:11 n0rthf4ce wrote: HOT GIRLFRIEND

wa wa we wa

On September 03 2007 18:42 sOah wrote: Show nested quote + On September 03 2007 18:33 Rekrul wrote: lol in vegas i met some 2+2'ers ina club one night and they kept saying "BALLER" and doing fist pounds and i honestly couldnt tell if they were being serious or sarcastic most likely a case where they start saying it as a joke so much that it becomes a standard half-joke thing for them to say. Either that or they're FUCKING losers

That was deep

On September 03 2007 15:57 Loco wrote: $300ish

Ha, thats the exact computer chair I have.

On September 03 2007 19:45 capaneo wrote: Show nested quote + On September 03 2007 18:42 sOah wrote:   On September 03 2007 18:33 Rekrul wrote: lol in vegas i met some 2+2'ers ina club one night and they kept saying "BALLER" and doing fist pounds and i honestly couldnt tell if they were being serious or sarcastic most likely a case where they start saying it as a joke so much that it becomes a standard half-joke thing for them to say. Either that or they're FUCKING losers That was deep

how? wtf?

On September 03 2007 18:33 Rekrul wrote: lol in vegas i met some 2+2'ers ina club one night and they kept saying "BALLER" and doing fist pounds and i honestly couldnt tell if they were being serious or sarcastic

Its not really about being a baller or any shits like what u described. I mean I have an apple peeler in my list and I think its a $20 well spent. Its more about those small little things that u basically wanna have cause u think its cool.

Like that hamster USB thing, even though its a joke, I think its a really cool thing and I would totally get one.

On September 03 2007 18:06 Rekrul wrote: how exactly is a hookah bong baller?

That specific one is a kind of pricy ass one and it looks a lot more shiny/nice in proper lighting etc.

And it's baller because you smoke flavored tobacco out of it and dumb college bitches think it's impressive and classy cause they're used to long island guidos smoking newports and blunts all day.

On September 03 2007 18:06 Rekrul wrote: how exactly is a hookah bong baller?

exactly like this:






PS: thank you for posting the hookah/shisha ive always wanted now and u reminded me that i gotta buy this shit :D