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nolan   United States. Sep 03 2007 17:07. Posts 3930



they don't seem necessary until you own one.

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Gumster   Sweden. Sep 03 2007 17:21. Posts 1634

love this thread

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capaneo   Canada. Sep 03 2007 17:36. Posts 7057


  On September 03 2007 17:07 nolan wrote:


they don't seem necessary until you own one.



That looks really cool. How u smoke when there are 2? Do you have to block the end of one while smoking the other one?

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Bigbobm   United States. Sep 03 2007 17:46. Posts 2831

id rather not look for pictures

but midget hookers? you did say 'little' things

i think u need to watch a little more sesame street, work on those reading skills :D - peachy 

concrescence   United Kingdom. Sep 03 2007 17:57. Posts 12644

*waits for myth to post the baller ass $2k chair*


Rekrul   United States. Sep 03 2007 18:06. Posts 2731

how exactly is a hookah bong baller?

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capaneo   Canada. Sep 03 2007 18:13. Posts 7057


  On September 03 2007 18:06 Rekrul wrote:
how exactly is a hookah bong baller?



nit

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ChoboPokeR_r   Germany. Sep 03 2007 18:17. Posts 4598

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sOah   United Kingdom. Sep 03 2007 18:27. Posts 4477

Little things that 'ballers' should have are not using the word so often especially when referring to oneself..

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Rekrul   United States. Sep 03 2007 18:33. Posts 2731

lol in vegas i met some 2+2'ers ina club one night and they kept saying "BALLER" and doing fist pounds and i honestly couldnt tell if they were being serious or sarcastic

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CamilaPunt   Brasil. Sep 03 2007 18:39. Posts 1157

Here are a few things I bought that I really think are a must have if your a true baller.



The USB Hamster Wheel

Nothing helps characterize capitalism/ballerism as this usb hamster wheel. Watch the wheel spin faster as you type faster forcing the hamster (aka mexians) to run faster! My typing skillz never been so goot.



Armaggeddon USB Hub

This nifty trinket allows the Osama in us to unleash everytime we want to destroy the world, standard daily feeling amongst terrorists (aka those arabs dudes and of course zee germans)

Plus it has a USB entrance on it that you can attach other cool things to it. Like mixing the boom sound with my guitar is pretty heavy metal.



Retro CellPhone Handset

I think this cool addon to your cell phone speaks for itself -- true baller --. Nothing spells ownage like going back to old victorian times (or somethin) and just showing your blings. I take this baby out with me to the club and it draws so much putang.

thats all for now, hope it helps the fellas who are in need


sOah   United Kingdom. Sep 03 2007 18:42. Posts 4477


  On September 03 2007 18:33 Rekrul wrote:
lol in vegas i met some 2+2'ers ina club one night and they kept saying "BALLER" and doing fist pounds and i honestly couldnt tell if they were being serious or sarcastic



most likely a case where they start saying it as a joke so much that it becomes a standard half-joke thing for them to say. Either that or they're FUCKING losers

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n0rthf4ce    United States. Sep 03 2007 19:11. Posts 6291



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TalentedTom    Canada. Sep 03 2007 19:39. Posts 9736


  On September 03 2007 19:11 n0rthf4ce wrote:


HOT GIRLFRIEND



wa wa we wa

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capaneo   Canada. Sep 03 2007 19:45. Posts 7057


  On September 03 2007 18:42 sOah wrote:
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most likely a case where they start saying it as a joke so much that it becomes a standard half-joke thing for them to say. Either that or they're FUCKING losers


That was deep

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Narious   Canada. Sep 03 2007 19:51. Posts 4556


  On September 03 2007 15:57 Loco wrote:


$300ish



Ha, thats the exact computer chair I have.

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sOah   United Kingdom. Sep 03 2007 19:57. Posts 4477


  On September 03 2007 19:45 capaneo wrote:
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That was deep



how? wtf?

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capaneo   Canada. Sep 03 2007 19:59. Posts 7057


  On September 03 2007 18:33 Rekrul wrote:
lol in vegas i met some 2+2'ers ina club one night and they kept saying "BALLER" and doing fist pounds and i honestly couldnt tell if they were being serious or sarcastic



Its not really about being a baller or any shits like what u described. I mean I have an apple peeler in my list and I think its a $20 well spent. Its more about those small little things that u basically wanna have cause u think its cool.

Like that hamster USB thing, even though its a joke, I think its a really cool thing and I would totally get one.

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nolan   United States. Sep 03 2007 20:03. Posts 3930


  On September 03 2007 18:06 Rekrul wrote:
how exactly is a hookah bong baller?



That specific one is a kind of pricy ass one and it looks a lot more shiny/nice in proper lighting etc.

And it's baller because you smoke flavored tobacco out of it and dumb college bitches think it's impressive and classy cause they're used to long island guidos smoking newports and blunts all day.

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Baal   . Sep 03 2007 20:05. Posts 17708


  On September 03 2007 18:06 Rekrul wrote:
how exactly is a hookah bong baller?



exactly like this:






PS: thank you for posting the hookah/shisha ive always wanted now and u reminded me that i gotta buy this shit :D

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