Little things that ballers should have

Bikes are baller because:

1: you dont even want a bitch anywhere near it, let alone on it, it cuts away on performance and bitches got to know their place, its an ego machine
2: you dont need a stereo, you got the sweet sound of the engine playing for you
3: it takes balls and skill to ride, if you are a retard you die
4: you never drive it when it rains, it is purely for expensive ego fun on sunny days
5: you get to wear a baller helmet, and the girls can only imagine the awesome baller hiding inside, makes them wet in the crotch
6: you get magnesium rims, carbonfiber everywhere, ceramic plating, space age technology and formula one performance

On September 13 2007 03:23 Zorglub wrote: Bikes are baller because: 1: you dont even want a bitch anywhere near it, let alone on it, its an ego machine 2: you dont need a stereo, you got the sweet sound of the engine playing for you 3: it takes balls and skill to ride, if you are a retard you die 4: you never drive it when it rains, it is purely for expensive ego fun on sunny days 5: you get to wear a baller helmet, and the girls can only imagine what a handsome baller hides inside, makes them wet in the crotch 6: you get magnesium rims, carbonfiber everywhere, ceramic plating, space age technology and formula one performance

are you fucking kidding me?

the bike is retarted not because you can kill yourself, but because other retards can kill you easily.

On September 13 2007 03:23 Zorglub wrote: Bikes are baller because: 1: you dont even want a bitch anywhere near it, let alone on it, its an ego machine 2: you dont need a stereo, you got the sweet sound of the engine playing for you 3: it takes balls and skill to ride, if you are a retard you die 4: you never drive it when it rains, it is purely for expensive ego fun on sunny days 5: you get to wear a baller helmet, and the girls can only imagine what a handsome baller hides inside, makes them wet in the crotch 6: you get magnesium rims, carbonfiber everywhere, ceramic plating, space age technology and formula one performance

1: how you take hoes home from the club? no valet parking on a motherfuckin bike.
2: engine will sound like a go-kart regardless
3: balls and skills dont count, 1 retarded car driver and no matter how big balls youve got or how much skill you have youre still hitting the tarmac hard.
4: what you gonna do when its raining? nothing? or a car?.... yeh i thought so.
5: helmet is never baller.
6: space age shit is not balla, only chrome.

On September 13 2007 03:23 Zorglub wrote: Bikes are baller because: 1: you dont even want a bitch anywhere near it, let alone on it, it cuts away on performance and bitches got to know their place, its an ego machine 2: you dont need a stereo, you got the sweet sound of the engine playing for you 3: it takes balls and skill to ride, if you are a retard you die 4: you never drive it when it rains, it is purely for expensive ego fun on sunny days 5: you get to wear a baller helmet, and the girls can only imagine the awesome baller hiding inside, makes them wet in the crotch 6: you get magnesium rims, carbonfiber everywhere, ceramic plating, space age technology and formula one performance

sorry dude but thats gotta be the lamest retort ive ever seen

I rode my bike for 15 years and never had an accident, it is all about beeing observant and expecting the worst from people in cars, so yes it takes skills, the skill to read what other people might do is the best to have. This skill also helps imensely when you drive a car or a bicycle afterwards

And of course you have a car on the side, the bike is just for expensive baller fun, yeah sakisaki that was a very well thought out retort by you, im gonna cry now.

You guys obviously need to go to baller school

baller:

not:

just 10 bucks

if somebody posts a car/bike/mansion or other ridiculously expensive thing im going to scream... read the fucking title ffs!

"Little things that ballers should have"


PS: i wonder how long it will take for some to post a car just so he can giggle like a school girl.

HIHIHIHIHIHI

xD

and seriously:

sweet mouse, what its name?

razer copperhead?

yep

cleans itself with alcohol and the blades are really good

what model this is?

razer bah.

logitech mx3! shame they don't make em anymore

electric shavers are gay

disposables are the best, because you can buy a pack and use some on your face, some on your chest and some on your balls.

but you can have some for chest and balls and for face use electric one?

On September 13 2007 07:18 Nazgul wrote: cleans itself with alcohol and the blades are really good

how good does this bad boy work? does it look like you havnt shaved for a day when you use it? like still stubble?

MY Braun shaver kind of fell apart and did leave that one day stubble, maybe thye have improved their technology. I think it's definitely not as good a shave as a mach 3 or whatever, but if your baller sometimes a little stubble goes a long way.