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julep   Australia. Nov 30 2013 13:38. Posts 1274


Jas0n   United States. Dec 02 2013 13:54. Posts 1866


NewbSaibot   United States. Dec 02 2013 18:38. Posts 4943

bye now 

ParadoxPLZ   Canada. Dec 06 2013 00:15. Posts 323

nthm0nkey @ stars 

NewbSaibot   United States. Dec 06 2013 02:09. Posts 4943













bye nowLast edit: 06/12/2013 02:44

HotChip   Iceland. Dec 06 2013 09:18. Posts 146

All war is based on deception - Sun Tzu 

Samsung   Poland. Dec 06 2013 17:50. Posts 238


  On December 06 2013 01:09 NewbSaibot wrote:




!!!!

Dude, I was always wondering where this fuckin mcafee comming from over and over again... Thx!


SpoR   United States. Dec 08 2013 14:55. Posts 1254


deep space poker face. All in for latinum.






ZERG!Last edit: 08/12/2013 14:57

NewbSaibot   United States. Dec 09 2013 02:41. Posts 4943


bye nowLast edit: 09/12/2013 02:46

longple    Sweden. Dec 09 2013 06:36. Posts 4472

lol pigeons


Highcard   Canada. Dec 09 2013 20:21. Posts 5428

PokerStars Hand #108290251650: Hold'em No Limit ($50/$100 USD) - 2013/12/09 18:25:29 ET
Table 'Caprera VI' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Ike Haxton ($14742.95 in chips)
Seat 2: forhayley ($16422.02 in chips)
Seat 4: wilhasha ($24880 in chips)
Seat 5: 26071985 ($10000 in chips)
Seat 6: Lottenice ($32756.28 in chips)
Lottenice said, "willy would snap fold boat"
wilhasha: posts small blind $50
26071985: posts big blind $100
Ike Haxton: posts the ante $20
forhayley: posts the ante $20
wilhasha: posts the ante $20
26071985: posts the ante $20
Lottenice: posts the ante $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Lottenice said, "small boat"
Lottenice: folds
wilhasha said, "yes , Mikael is doing applause"
Ike Haxton said, "777 no bueno "
Ike Haxton: raises $250 to $350
forhayley: raises $750 to $1100
wilhasha: folds
wilhasha said, "Ike I wanna learn something from you"
26071985: folds
Ike Haxton: folds
Uncalled bet ($750) returned to forhayley
forhayley collected $950 from pot
forhayley: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $950 | Rake $0
Seat 1: Ike Haxton folded before Flop
Seat 2: forhayley (button) collected ($950)
Seat 4: wilhasha (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: 26071985 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Lottenice folded before Flop (didn't bet)


PokerStars Hand #108290290509: Hold'em No Limit ($50/$100 USD) - 2013/12/09 18:26:18 ET
Table 'Caprera VI' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Ike Haxton ($14372.95 in chips)
Seat 2: forhayley ($17002.02 in chips)
Seat 4: wilhasha ($24810 in chips)
Seat 5: 26071985 ($9880 in chips)
Seat 6: Lottenice ($32736.28 in chips)
26071985: posts small blind $50
Lottenice: posts big blind $100
Ike Haxton: posts the ante $20
forhayley: posts the ante $20
wilhasha: posts the ante $20
26071985: posts the ante $20
Lottenice: posts the ante $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
wilhasha said, "I have one special thing in mind!"
Ike Haxton: folds
forhayley: folds
wilhasha: raises $200 to $300
Ike Haxton said, "the capital of iowa is des moines"
wilhasha said, "How do you get a girl who has a boyfriend?"
26071985: folds
Lottenice: folds
Uncalled bet ($200) returned to wilhasha
wilhasha collected $350 from pot
wilhasha: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $350 | Rake $0
Seat 1: Ike Haxton folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: forhayley folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: wilhasha (button) collected ($350)
Seat 5: 26071985 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Lottenice (big blind) folded before Flop


PokerStars Hand #108290320448: Hold'em No Limit ($50/$100 USD) - 2013/12/09 18:26:57 ET
Table 'Caprera VI' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Ike Haxton ($14352.95 in chips)
Seat 2: forhayley ($16982.02 in chips)
Seat 4: wilhasha ($25040 in chips)
Seat 5: 26071985 ($9810 in chips)
Seat 6: Lottenice ($32616.28 in chips)
Lottenice: posts small blind $50
Ike Haxton: posts big blind $100
Ike Haxton: posts the ante $20
forhayley: posts the ante $20
wilhasha: posts the ante $20
26071985: posts the ante $20
Lottenice: posts the ante $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
wilhasha said, "I wanna know that one!"
forhayley: folds
wilhasha: folds
26071985: raises $150 to $250
Lottenice: raises $700 to $950
Ike Haxton: folds
Ike Haxton said, "patience is key"
wilhasha said, "really?"
26071985: calls $700
*** FLOP *** [Ah Qc 7d]
wilhasha said, "but its hard"
Lottenice: bets $1047.50
Lottenice said, "itll become flacid again"
Lottenice said, "just wait.."
Ike Haxton said, "lol like willy knows the word flaccid"
wilhasha said, ":D"
26071985: calls $1047.50
*** TURN *** [Ah Qc 7d] Ad
wilhasha said, "hahaha true ike"
Lottenice: bets $1500
Lottenice said, "he will laugh in a bit once he has googled it :"
Lottenice said, ""
26071985: calls $1500
*** RIVER *** [Ah Qc 7d Ad] 7h
wilhasha said, "the funny thing is"
wilhasha said, "that bajs and another friend is annoying me about my english"
wilhasha said, "everyday¨"
Lottenice: bets $3595
wilhasha said, "and now I get smacked about it at work to "
Lottenice said, "i like that you call it work"
Lottenice said, ""at work""
26071985: folds
Uncalled bet ($3595) returned to Lottenice
Lottenice collected $7190 from pot
Lottenice: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $7195 | Rake $5
Board [Ah Qc 7d Ad 7h]
Seat 1: Ike Haxton (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: forhayley folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: wilhasha folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: 26071985 (button) folded on the River
Seat 6: Lottenice (small blind) collected ($7190)

PokerStars Hand #108290481105: Hold'em No Limit ($50/$100 USD) - 2013/12/09 18:30:26 ET
Table 'Caprera VI' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Ike Haxton ($14232.95 in chips)
Seat 2: forhayley ($16962.02 in chips)
Seat 4: wilhasha ($25020 in chips)
Seat 5: 26071985 ($6292.50 in chips)
Seat 6: Lottenice ($36288.78 in chips)
Ike Haxton: posts small blind $50
forhayley: posts big blind $100
Ike Haxton: posts the ante $20
forhayley: posts the ante $20
wilhasha: posts the ante $20
26071985: posts the ante $20
Lottenice: posts the ante $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Lottenice said, "we should do christmas lunch"
wilhasha: folds
Lottenice said, "all the collegaues"
Lottenice said, "would be great fun"
Ike Haxton said, "i'm in"
Lottenice said, "forhayley and fish can wear masks np"
26071985 has timed out
26071985: folds
Ike Haxton said, "i'll bring a ham"
wilhasha said, "haha"
Lottenice said, "so they keep their identity secret"
Lottenice: raises $200 to $300
Lottenice said, "im just gonna throw this out there"
wilhasha said, "Il bring a bpank paper"
Lottenice said, "but i think we should to it in copenhagn"
wilhasha said, "to take advice on the girl"
wilhasha said, "blank"
Ike Haxton: calls $250
forhayley: folds
*** FLOP *** [Jd 9h 9d]
Ike Haxton: checks
Lottenice said, "centre for everyone"
Lottenice: bets $397.50
wilhasha said, "2607 why dont me you and ike play some 3h 40k +?"
Ike Haxton: raises $802.50 to $1200
Lottenice: folds
Uncalled bet ($802.50) returned to Ike Haxton
Ike Haxton collected $1590 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1595 | Rake $5
Board [Jd 9h 9d]
Seat 1: Ike Haxton (small blind) collected ($1590)
Seat 2: forhayley (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: wilhasha folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: 26071985 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Lottenice (button) folded on the Flop

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time 

Raidern   Brasil. Dec 09 2013 20:52. Posts 4243

im a regular at nl5 

Nazgul    Netherlands. Dec 10 2013 04:49. Posts 7080

You almost twin-caracked his AK - JonnyCosmo 

JosephCalgary   Canada. Dec 10 2013 12:03. Posts 285

thats not funny nazgul

What is the crime for apostasy?! 

tapatapaz   Brasil. Dec 10 2013 13:00. Posts 1279

thats hilarious

And what does self awareness have to do with anything you retard? srsly stfu. - baal 

redrain0125   Canada. Dec 10 2013 16:22. Posts 5455


  On December 10 2013 11:03 JosephCalgary wrote:
thats not funny nazgul



youre one humourless chap


JonnyCosMo   United States. Dec 10 2013 18:06. Posts 7292

rofl

Everyone needs to see that you are king of the castle - PoorUser 

Balzamon   Sweden. Dec 10 2013 22:12. Posts 2868


  On December 10 2013 11:03 JosephCalgary wrote:
thats not funny nazgul



What are you blabbing about?

I think a lot of LPers can relate to that picture


RaiZ   France. Dec 11 2013 03:55. Posts 1503


  On December 09 2013 19:21 Highcard wrote:
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Not sure to understand this one... This wilhasha guy leveled them ?

Shin-il : Yeah it was very very very good for me too. Rekrul : YOU MOTHER FUCKING FUCKING SON OF A BITCH 

JosephCalgary   Canada. Dec 11 2013 06:57. Posts 285


What is the crime for apostasy?! 

 
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