Films with a stealth message

this is exactly what it sounds like. i'll go first.

The Matrix is about a paranoid schizophrenic with psychotic features.

Inceptions is really only a dream.... or wait!

To be clear: message is that everything could be a dream and Descartes was wrong.

the dark knight is about how great president bush was

i thought the matrix was about computarz

On August 31 2010 01:10 SpasticInk wrote: To be clear: message is that everything could be a dream and Descartes was wrong.

ummm no a dream implies a dreamer. I think i'm probably the only character in my dreams that have internal thoughts, the other people are just projections ;p

If the giant robot in matrix saw inception, he would make the real world just a second dream. They never explained how Neo was able to kill all those robots in the real world with his mind.. Everything else in the movie was logically explained except for that. Since it takes place in the future he prob watched Inception and is already on the ball, he probably also deleted it from the history books so no one would ever suspect anything.

This movie is Stealthy

the BFG was about a pedophile having a relationship with a pre-pubescent girl.

On August 31 2010 02:11 byrnesam wrote: the BFG was about a pedophile having a relationship with a pre-pubescent girl.

blow through a trumpet into the rooms of sleeping children.

he and Sophie battle to stop the other Giants from tucking into the children of the world.

ROFL

If this isnt the behaviour of a predatory pedophile, i dunno what is. Getting her hammered on "whizzpop:



"now... TASTE IT!" "OOOOOH HERE CUMS WHIZPOPPER!" as he ejaculates.

"you is very good for a beginner" clear reference to her inexperience at sexual activity, and I bet he gets her to put that rodent up his anus.

no it's a stealth buttplug

Rounders is about coolers, lying about playing poker and how to live like a degen. If you pay attention you might see it

damn, my topic-creator-spidey-senses were off this time
i thought it was for sure milkman who made this

LOL'ed at BFG, gg

rofl

Disney movies teach that women are nothing more than objects and are nothing without men etc. There was a pic or a gif about it

Shutter Island is about an FBI agent who is on a mission to find an escaped prisoner.

Yu-Gi-Oh - telling you that you can solve all your problems playing cards.Learn children to gamble.

Steven spielberg directed jurassic park to show his dislike of stem cell research

On August 31 2010 15:06 NewbSaibot wrote: Steven spielberg directed jurassic park to show his dislike of stem cell research

LOL

On August 31 2010 15:06 NewbSaibot wrote: Steven spielberg directed jurassic park to show his dislike of stem cell research

ya, he's a faggot liberal, i can totally see this.

Rounders is a movie about a degen who couldn't understand the concept of variance

no rounders is about a fish who runs good and then goes to vegas to play hu with amarillo slim and who thinks that in a pivotal moment he will simply be able to chkc down like a fish and win the WSOP main event

oh and he has some minor empathic abilities, good for him, he is a happy fish

so fucking basic, make a psychopath think that you're a happy fish and so he will think that you are afraid because he thinks that he is successfully projecting strength, then snap him off.

like, if he's a nit at the start then like then he is afraid because he's a pussy. worm teaches him now to not be a pussy, he learns the concept of bluffing. so he just runs through players, bluffing all the time. and then he gets HU with the psychopath. out of nowhere he thinks laterally far outside of his frame and learns how to play perfectly against him given his circumstances.

LOL mike mcdermott was found the next day with 2 bulletholes in the back of his head.

schindlers list is a solid guide to war profiteering, and how to escape all its risks

On September 01 2010 01:53 Stroggos wrote: schindlers list is a solid guide to war profiteering, and how to escape all its risks

I like this..

On September 01 2010 08:53 NewbSaibot wrote: Show nested quote + On September 01 2010 01:53 Stroggos wrote: schindlers list is a solid guide to war profiteering, and how to escape all its risks I like this..

yea i don't think so, and it's pretty fucked up to say such a thing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oskar_Schindler


Whenever "Schindler Jews" were threatened with deportation, he claimed exemptions for them. Wives, children, and even handicapped persons were shown to be necessary mechanics and metalworkers.[3] He arranged with Amon Göth, the commandant of Plaszow, for 1000 Jews to be transferred to an adjacent factory compound, where they would be relatively safe from the depredations of the German guards. Schindler also reportedly began to smuggle children out of the ghetto, delivering them to Polish nuns, who either hid them from the Nazis or claimed they were Christian orphans.

Schindler was arrested three times on suspicion of black market activities and complicity in embezzlement, as well as breaking the Nuremberg Laws "Namely Kissing a Jewish Girl"; Göth and other SS-guards used Jewish property (such as money, jewelry, and works of art) for themselves, although according to law, it belonged to the Reich. Schindler arranged such sales on black market. He managed to avoid being convicted after each arrest. Schindler typically bribed government officials to avoid further investigation.[1][3]
As the Red Army drew nearer to Auschwitz concentration camp and the other easternmost concentration camps, the SS began evacuating the remaining prisoners westward. Schindler persuaded the SS officials to allow him to move his 1,100 Jewish workers to Brněnec (German: Brünnlitz) in the German-speaking Sudetenland province (currently in Czech Republic), thus sparing the Jews from certain death in the extermination camps. In Brněnec, he gained another former Jewish factory, where he was supposed to produce missiles and hand grenades for the war effort. However, during the months that this factory was running, not a single weapon produced could actually be fired. Hence Schindler made no money; rather, his previously earned fortune grew steadily smaller as he bribed officials and cared for his workers.[3]

By the end of the war Schindler had spent his entire fortune on bribes and black-market purchases of supplies for his workers. Virtually destitute, he moved briefly to Regensburg, Germany and, later, Munich, but did not prosper in postwar Germany. In fact, he was reduced to receiving assistance from Jewish organizations.[3]

i that that you would have to be pretty cynical to see schindler played out on the screen and to ascribe anything other than goodness and decency and the best of humanity to him. i think that that film is exactly what it appears to be and that it's a very good story and i am glad that it was told.

oh and get this fucking whale avatar off me motherfuckers

give me a fucking pen and pad aight

or a weed sprout

i know it's not a movie, but...