Thorladen cheating? - Page 12

funny story: like 2~ years ago a korean player was deep in the sunday million or some huge prizepool tournament

once he reached the final two tables (1st place like 200k) his older friend (hyung, aka big bro supposed to take care of him and look out for him) who had been playing poker much longer than him says to him on msn from china (kid who made it deep is a korean in korea, the hyung is korean in china at the time and is a lot better than the kid but it's a donkament so w/e)

"hey because i'm your big bro i'm going to let you let me finish off this tournament for you because i am a much better player and more experienced in return for 20% of your profits ok?!'

obv the kid can't really say no because the guy is the 'hyung' and kid was also just naive/giddy that he made it so deep already that he's willing to sacrifice 20% of equity for some minimal edge increase

hyung gets 2nd in tourney for like 100k+

everybody's happy

pokerstars IP traces and sees that the IP went from korea to china

pokerstars confiscates all the $

Thanks, Hyung!

thats Etoi 100nl FR reg right? used to play with him everyday two years ago

On August 29 2010 17:35 Rekrul wrote: that i known for sure in this thread (and guarantee each number is way higher, and some of the instances of cheating here are pretty bad, but overall LP members are some of the most upstanding, ethical, noncheating poker players in the poker world....ya everywhere else is THAT bad) i count 4 persons in this thread that have split action in live games (cheating) i count 6 persons that have played and won money in tournaments for eachother or for them (cheating) i count 2 persons that has admitted to seeing their neighbors hole cards in live poker due to bad hand protection and not given a single fuck and taken advantage of it (not cheating probably but immoral) i count all of you for using HEM/PT (can't blame you but if previous shit is cheating so is this) i count 6 persons that have played on multiple id's on the same site either to get action or to disguise style (cheating) i wish i could know if any of you have multi accounted tournies or did hand sharing in cash games, i'm not sure but i guarantee so many ppl do. for the record: 1. i have split action in live games but not in the % sense, in the sense: whoever wins the most (or loses the least) pays for the drinks at club/strip club 2. i have finished off (or played completely) tournaments for people many times. my success rate is sick. maybe I should play tournies more? 3. i started using HEM/PT (lol got to) 4. i have played on 50+ different IDs in my poker career usually to get action but sometimes because I was broke and made a deal for someone to let me play (standard) 5. i have never multi accounted or hand shared in any form of direct game manipulation 6. in the history of my long live poker career, my neighbors have showed me their cards accidentally thousands of times. i have always told them i saw their hand and warned them except about a 100 times. those 100 times include: 6.1a: if you're going to sit next to me and make sure the stripper girlfriend that you're paying to sit at the table with u and make u look 'cool' takes up my table space, i'm going to balance the universe by making sure you pay for my loss of space by me knowing ur cards. 6.2: i've warned you 3 times already...you god damn idiot....i actually believe you'd rather lose money to me than for me to bug you again by telling u to keep ur fking hand covered 6.3: if you start whining like a faggot after taking a bad beat, no one cares faggot 6.4: if you are a regular and were in a bad mood cuz you were losing then suddenly win a big pot and start acting all happy trying to talk to ppl that don't wanna talk to u so much to the point where you're too excited to cover your cards (i will inform you that i saw your hand multiple points throughout any hand we get involved to further mind fuck you) 6.5: i don't know you, but a dealer that likes me shows up at our table (lots of them around). suddenly everytime this dealer deals u a card he throws it so that if i'm slouching in my chair a bit i can see if it's a face card or not (dealer is doing this because he hates you and because he wants me to punish you). don't worry though, in this case i always give you the benefit of the doubt and sit up until i've made my own choice about your character. and i'm one of the most realistic, honorable, and non greedy people in poker....just imagine all the greedy scumbags..WOW or what if your mom was dying and needed 50k for heart surgery and someone offered you a superuser account on FTP...would you cheat some random 21 year old millionnaire out of 50k he'll probably spend on hookers anyways to save your dying mother or will you maintain your morals? or what if a 100% proven corporate ENRON-style thief got out of jail and managed to sue others for millions in damages for image slandering was right next to you at mcdonalds and 50k fell out of his pocket for you to pick up for no one to ever know....would you pick it up and run and give it to him? this is all just basic stuff, get a clue naive retards, and smfd

So you just sit around and keep tabs on random people from the internet regarding their differing degrees of honorableness? lol. Do you have some kind of notepad file where you track all of these incidents? lol.

I'd say in the past that you've not been the most particularly honorable person.

I'd also say you're the one who's naive if you think these outlandish random examples are going to help any of those people who didn't already understand moral relativity to now get it. Seems like a self serving argument IMO.

lol clown.

marshall how do you go from sucking rekrul's cock for so many years to calling him a clown?

you're such an unbelievable tool

if you should take anythng away from a thread like this it should be to put the value of money in better perspective.

if you're already making 20k/year from poker then you should realise that you're TWO times better off than a guy who works his ass off in a minimum wage job.

if you're making 50k/year then you should realise that you're making a "normal person's" FIVE YEAR income in that time. after 2 years on this income you could do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING FOR EIGHT YEARS and still live the lifestyle of the average hard-working (and honest?) joe.

you need to ask yourself if you want to live with moral boundaries or if you dont. many people dont ask themselves this, or even think about it, so when an opportunity arises they just go ahead and do it. its only on rare occaisions that someone is caught and punished, so why would anyone even think to give themselves such standards in the first place?

people spend enough time thinking about hand histories, or wanking, or looking up what is "non-dual philosphy", or what to wear tomorrow...maybe YOU should spend an hour just thinking about what your life-long moral boundaries should be, and why.

"do onto others as you'd want to be treated yourself"

Evan, you just aren't intelligent enough to understand the levels occurring in that post.

Get over it dude, how long do you hold a grudge?

I guarantee you can't come up with one reasonable argument for hating on me. You have issues. lol.

WAAH WAAH WAAH

it doest matter who gives a shit or who doesnt

it only matters who gets caught

if ur one of those morally awesome people

hey guess what

you will never have a 10000 page thread about you

can you live with that?

pathetic pieces of shit you are. i make 5x less than you pathetic pieces of shit. i make 5 times less than you and still i can call you pathetic pieces of shit. you make my 1 year salary in 30 seonds and still i can call you pathetic pieces of shit.

lol what the fuck

LOLLL nice

Perisie should be ban for life Oo

perisie is awesome

no one licked rekrul's nuts harder than you pete. it was beyond pathetic

seeing u attack him every chance u get now is so fking looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool. levels? wtf r u talking about? u attacked his character as well as other things and u are now saying i dont understand the level u are on looooooooooool. dude no one is on your level or anywhere close to it

getting called unintelligent wouldn't normally bother me but it's coming from YOU of all people, jesus christ. keep typing your forum responses in microsoft word just so u can use the thesaurus feature

wait how do u make the statement that i dont even know why i hate you (basically) when u know all the reasons as to why I hate you and you are making this claim on the very site that holds all the evidence to our past encounters. this site has a search feature you know

guy comes from northern britian i can t understand a word he says anyone here plays the bagppiipes probably gonna get a better response

wasn't this thread supposed to be about thor being a big bad cheater!!!?

On August 30 2010 22:05 Rekrul wrote: wasn't this thread supposed to be about thor being a big bad cheater!!!?

do you play the bagpipes? no? shut up then

yeah can probably close this until theres an update given where its ended up