One Time? Story of an epic degen

I'm cheering for him! ONE TIME DEALER! COME ON TOURNAMENT POKER! SAVE THIS MAN!

GAMBOWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

run good to avoid prison?

omg that prosecutor has massive eyebrows

lol what an idiot.

LOLLLLL epic degen.

Any bets on him succeeding?

lol what an epic idiot ....

[  ] It is an good idea to let an degen gambler down at least 40-150k to gamble with what he has left to recover.

1time

thats me in like 2 years

hope he wins :-)

I dont. Fucking scums like him give poker players a bad rep
variance: epic unibrow!

should turn it into a reality show so we all get to watch him fail and get shipped off to jail for 84 years.

profits from advertising can pay back victims.

dudes a scumbag and wont win a dime over the next 2 months, he will probably just start scamming poker players to avoid jail.

those eyebrows are gnarly

On August 07 2010 03:45 byrnesam wrote: should turn it into a reality show so we all get to watch him fail and get shipped off to jail for 84 years. profits from advertising can pay back victims. dudes a scumbag and wont win a dime over the next 2 months, he will probably just start scamming poker players to avoid jail.

this

also eyebrows LOL lovely

On August 07 2010 04:14 soberstone wrote: those eyebrows are gnarly

i hope this guy gets slowrolled on the cash bubble of every mtt

talk about motivation

rofl, now is the time to grind hard man. 84 years prison or pay back debt by winning @ poker hmmm

LoL! I hope is wins only so his victims are paid back. 12 years is too short a sentence, if he gambles his way out of it he gets away scot free.

i think he should be able to take the gamble but if he breaks even he gets his 84 year sentence or w/e and if he wins it all he gets scott free and if he wins a little he takes a little time off his sentence et cetera... but if he loses the punishment should be worse... like the electric chair or somehting... that would be balla and even more degen than neillly


rivered for my fucking life

his chair at the table should be the electric chair, and hes all strapped in ready to go as soon as he busts.

WSOP "high pressure moment" sponsored by Sure for Men, then we watch him fry on the KFC snacker cam.

god u Americans are all so fking stupid......

and there are no stupid people in your country

you probably aren't one of them either

On August 10 2010 03:35 byrnesam wrote: his chair at the table should be the electric chair, and hes all strapped in ready to go as soon as he busts. WSOP "high pressure moment" sponsored by Sure for Men, then we watch him fry on the KFC snacker cam.

rofllllll back to quality posts again. Good for you.

On August 10 2010 03:42 Question wrote: god u Americans are all so fking stupid......

yea and ur president of 10+ years and national hero feels the same way... oh no wait... that's right, me and my AMERICAN family used to chill with him all the time until the communists kicked us out when i was a wee boy. Good early memories though on his farm

On August 10 2010 07:43 Steal City wrote: Show nested quote + On August 10 2010 03:42 Question wrote: god u Americans are all so fking stupid...... yea and ur president of 10+ years and national hero feels the same way... oh no wait... that's right, me and my AMERICAN family used to chill with him all the time until the communists kicked us out when i was a wee boy. Good early memories though on his farm

hes fuckin retard thou, brag fail

e: also
[ ] national hero

lol at not respecting the guy

[x] didn't mean to derail thread

i hope this scumbag goes broke / goes to jail - don't scam people faggot

is there anyway of knowing what events he'll be playing. This thread should just follow this guy and we should interview him. Maybe we can get him to realise it's in his best interest to maximize volatility and in turn we can reverse bet on him. (IE make best against him vs him if we think he's -ROI in the tournament)... would be mad fun. Either way it'd be cool if we got an interview with him. Not being disrespectful to him but certainly not being nice.

wtf dont candy coat it we're gunna make it a shitstorm

On August 10 2010 11:54 TalentedTom wrote: i hope this scumbag goes broke / goes to jail - don't scam people faggot

Nah I hope he gets like $1 close and pays back almost everything
and then goes to jail

On August 10 2010 22:23 AznFisherman wrote: Show nested quote + On August 10 2010 11:54 TalentedTom wrote: i hope this scumbag goes broke / goes to jail - don't scam people faggot Nah I hope he gets like $1 close and pays back almost everything and then goes to jail

Logic suggests if he was that good at poker, he wouldn't need to scam people to begin with

On August 11 2010 01:31 TalentedTom wrote: Show nested quote + On August 10 2010 22:23 AznFisherman wrote:   On August 10 2010 11:54 TalentedTom wrote: i hope this scumbag goes broke / goes to jail - don't scam people faggot Nah I hope he gets like $1 close and pays back almost everything and then goes to jail Logic suggests if he was that good at poker, he wouldn't need to scam people to begin with

You wizard!

On August 10 2010 03:42 Question wrote: god u Americans are all so fking stupid......

yea ok. will you still say that when the germans or russians march into your country again take over, making us have to come save ur asses again?

On August 11 2010 17:33 shootair wrote: making us have to come save ur asses again?

dude you're old


get off the internet.




edit: or we might have to come over and repopulate with better people than last time...

On August 11 2010 18:31 lucifer wrote: Show nested quote + On August 11 2010 17:33 shootair wrote: making us have to come save ur asses again? dude you're old get off the internet. edit: or we might have to come over and repopulate with better people than last time...

owned

I'm disappointed, I thought this was going to be an update video on Cyril Mouly.

On August 11 2010 01:31 TalentedTom wrote: Show nested quote + On August 10 2010 22:23 AznFisherman wrote:   On August 10 2010 11:54 TalentedTom wrote: i hope this scumbag goes broke / goes to jail - don't scam people faggot Nah I hope he gets like $1 close and pays back almost everything and then goes to jail Logic suggests if he was that good at poker, he wouldn't need to scam people to begin with

What makes you think he has not just been scamming people all along and using professional gambler as just a cover and a way to launder "his" money? Perfect way for a crook to have a visible means of support.

+1 on the first part.

lol always can count on the random angry euro guy to hate on the US the first chance he gets.

On August 09 2010 22:40 Steal City wrote: i think he should be able to take the gamble but if he breaks even he gets his 84 year sentence or w/e and if he wins it all he gets scott free and if he wins a little he takes a little time off his sentence et cetera... but if he loses the punishment should be worse... like the electric chair or somehting... that would be balla and even more degen than neillly rivered for my fucking life

ya but if you win, you'll never get the same rush you did when you won betting your life on it.

an epic degen like that will want that same feeling again so he'll continue being an idiot so he'll eventually end up in a similar situation like now. but man would it feel godly to get it in over pair vs combo draw and sick fade a billion outs for the life win, literally.

On August 11 2010 18:31 lucifer wrote: Show nested quote + On August 11 2010 17:33 shootair wrote: making us have to come save ur asses again? dude you're old get off the internet. edit: or we might have to come over and repopulate with better people than last time...

dude, u live in sweden. its summer so u should be happy right now...isn't it only during your gloomy/cold/shitty winters that your country turns into satans asshole? kill urself

On August 14 2010 00:10 shootair wrote: Show nested quote + On August 11 2010 18:31 lucifer wrote:   On August 11 2010 17:33 shootair wrote: making us have to come save ur asses again? dude you're old get off the internet. edit: or we might have to come over and repopulate with better people than last time... dude, u live in sweden. its summer so u should be happy right now...isn't it only during your gloomy/cold/shitty winters that your country turns into satans asshole? kill urself

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go sweden!
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go USA

ahhhhhhh baywatch.

it was like tea-time pornography as a horny adolescent boy.