Halp searching..

i really suck at using the search function, i cant ever find what im looking for.. can anyone help me find that thread from prolly 1 year back, we found a support site where you could ask live support techs questions, and they would help you find an answer and type it back to you.. and we kept just fucking with them non stop and got them to say funny shit and then posted the best ones... can anyone find that and post a link?

can someone find or tell me the quote where hallinggol asked if someone could be betting with ten high or something for value?

On January 09 2009 03:23 CrownRoyal wrote: can someone find or tell me the quote where hallinggol asked if someone could be betting with ten high or something for value?

http://www.liquidpoker.net/poker-foru...nk_I_found_the_hand_of_the_week..html

that maybe?

as for the OP i couldn't find anything, just found a bunch of threads bout ppl emailng stars about the doomswitch

On January 09 2009 03:41 palak wrote: Show nested quote + On January 09 2009 03:23 CrownRoyal wrote: can someone find or tell me the quote where hallinggol asked if someone could be betting with ten high or something for value? http://www.liquidpoker.net/poker-foru...nk_I_found_the_hand_of_the_week..html that maybe?

that's funny and i know thats what im talking about but i thought there was some hilarious quote that hal said where he thought PU could be vb with 9high or something.

tyvm btw

I remember floofy creating that thread milkman, pretty sure I can find it

ah nvm wasn't floofy but i still fucking rule at searching

http://www.liquidpoker.net/poker-forum/123269/chacha_search_with_a_guide.html

i remembered it because of casper

casper is my personal LP hero, love eternal bro

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LOL

casper is so awesome, that is literally osidjfaosidf

wtf that is SO GOOD

hahdifoadidjfaoifjahahahaaaha

wow that owned hard....this thread needs the link to this poopoo

lol yea and hansen and his chips and stuff, lots of good ones but many are 2 long to read

That conversation is epic!

ROFL baal getting trashed in that hallingol thread HAHAHA

you've come a longg way since then hahaha

wow that ChaCha thread has to be like the best lp thread ever?

This has brought an idea to my brainz

LP should have a section for epic threads like this one and the looks or game so people can find these. Last post in it was over 2yrs ago which means I wasn't a member yet and it has to be one of the most epic reads I've had on LP

TonyaS: Oh, please don't do that. Your life is precious and rare and special. You are a precious snowflake, with a hyundai.


ROFL I think she started leveling too at some point

hahahaha best chacha convo ever

Rofl at the elephant, as if it wasn't enough !
Gotta love this story
What happened to casper btw ?

lol baal got roffle owned in that halling thread. that's so funny ;D

On January 09 2009 16:40 YoMeR wrote: lol baal got roffle owned in that halling thread. that's so funny ;D

yeah sick i were even a bigger douche back then

On January 09 2009 16:43 Baal wrote: Show nested quote + On January 09 2009 16:40 YoMeR wrote: lol baal got roffle owned in that halling thread. that's so funny ;D yeah sick i were even a bigger douche back then

our little mexican boy, all grown up :')

On January 09 2009 09:56 dafcnz wrote: This has brought an idea to my brainz LP should have a section for epic threads like this one and the looks or game so people can find these. Last post in it was over 2yrs ago which means I wasn't a member yet and it has to be one of the most epic reads I've had on LP

2 years ago??!!! how long have i been playing poker?