Thailand Help - Page 4

On January 10 2009 05:03 Muhweli wrote: Can't wait to go back to Thailand do buy myself some bitches. I don't even have to speak with them, LOL

update:
sup,

RainyDay is stayin with me atm at my condo for the next week. Went bowling yesterday with another poker friend n owned him (but lost to my other friend, lol)

...i also made a prop bet with a sick omaha player dude from korea/sweden. Table tennis, best of 5 and the winner gets to choose which prostitute the other guy has to sleep with. lol. I'm feeling confident though ;P

This is my condo

http://www.kobayashi.co.th/PhotoGallery/Sukhumvit/sk1302.htm

i've asked myself for sometime where does "condo" comes from? Or is it a word of its own? And some other questions - what is LMAO? I hate that 4-letter shit, sounds silly. Never been a gamer/forum type of guy so dunno those things. And is FML=fuck my life? omg pls nswr m3 gl, bb,gg. LMAO wtf?!/

this should help you

http://www.google.co.th/search?q=defi...a:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a

lmao = laughing my ass off

On January 12 2009 21:42 Liofle wrote: i've asked myself for sometime where does "condo" comes from? Or is it a word of its own? And some other questions - what is LMAO? I hate that 4-letter shit, sounds silly. Never been a gamer/forum type of guy so dunno those things. And is FML=fuck my life? omg pls nswr m3 gl, bb,gg. LMAO wtf?!/

condo = condominium
LMAO= Laughing My Ass Off
FML=fuck my life
omg= oh my god
pls= please
nsfw= not safe for work
nswr=?
m3= me too (three)?
gl=good luck
bb= big blind
brb= be right back
bbl= be back later
gg= good game
wtf= what the fuck

iwtawastbtida= i was thinking about wearing a skirt today but then i decided against it

dyktfugwyasbswtgftlpof= do you know that feeling you get when your already stuffd but still wanting to go for that last piece of pie?

there are more, go look them up on google or sumthing.

Liofle u are a retard .. seriously ....

chobo im going to bangkok with my gf this thursday

what are the #1 things you love to do?

On January 13 2009 07:43 angryfishes wrote: chobo im going to bangkok with my gf this thursday what are the #1 things you love to do?

Doh! fuck obviously

On January 11 2009 18:18 iop wrote: Show nested quote + On January 10 2009 05:03 Muhweli wrote: Can't wait to go back to Thailand do buy myself some bitches. I don't even have to speak with them, LOL

Never paid for sex, sir. And my english isn't really that broken either.

And maybe getting laid in two hours is difficult in western countries, but for a western person in Thailand, it's really really easy.

Plus, you make it sound like going out is a bad thing and being defendant about your prostitutionary ways. Of course paying is the only reasonable solution if you're like Floofy, but thank god there aren't many of the likes of him.

That being said, leave the paying to prostitutes to the fat old guys and get some game. You need virtually none in Thailand anyway. And if you perform any good in bed, those one night stands will want to see you again anyways (eeevery single one yo 8D). And dinner for two costs like 10€ and you gotta eat anyway so I don't really see how this is a less cost-effective way. The prostitutes you'd go out on dates with would probably want something fancier anyway. All you really gotta do is to go to some filthy whorebar in Nana or something and see all the fat guys being surrounded by good looking filthy HIV gals and realize that you're doing what they're doing - just 20 years before you have to. :D

I'm not saying all prostitution is bad, but the ones you wanna be doing are found in the high-end places with regulations to how much aids they can have and those aren't the 25€ filthbags.

Amen.

On January 13 2009 06:47 Spitfiree wrote: Liofle u are a retard .. seriously ....

EMDYSGAGTYM

Eat my dick you stupid gay and greeting to your
M:OM
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On January 12 2009 22:23 Zorglub wrote: Show nested quote + On January 12 2009 21:42 Liofle wrote: i've asked myself for sometime where does "condo" comes from? Or is it a word of its own? And some other questions - what is LMAO? I hate that 4-letter shit, sounds silly. Never been a gamer/forum type of guy so dunno those things. And is FML=fuck my life? omg pls nswr m3 gl, bb,gg. LMAO wtf?!/ condo = condominium LMAO= Laughing My Ass Off FML=fuck my life omg= oh my god pls= please nsfw= not safe for work nswr=? m3= me too (three)? gl=good luck bb= big blind brb= be right back bbl= be back later gg= good game wtf= what the fuck

thx, dude, but i was just askinf for the LMAO, condo and FML, i know the other things. It meant "omg pls answer me..."

And, Spermfiree, cereusly, eat my dick, gayish moralist fuck .

Muhweli what is a good palce/activity u would recommend for dateS?

right now i just got elephant ridding, ping pong show and going to pattaya or some island

On January 13 2009 07:46 Zorglub wrote: Show nested quote + On January 13 2009 07:43 angryfishes wrote: chobo im going to bangkok with my gf this thursday what are the #1 things you love to do? Doh! fuck obviously

qft

On January 13 2009 12:28 angryfishes wrote: right now i just got elephant ridding, ping pong show and going to pattaya or some island

In Bangkok: partying, clubbing, gogo bars, playing pool, temples, shopping, massage, dinner, cinema, bowling, live music, snake farm, floating market, worlds biggest market and lots of other stuff

In Pattaya: mostly gogo bars, some live music, playing pool, some markets, sailing to some Island, looking at hundreds of whores lined up along the beach every night all saying "hello handsome sexy man", a tivoli, shopping, massage, shaking hands with a thousand pakistani tailors who have "nice suit for you my friend", temples, beach, parasailing, jetski, windsurfing, diving (but nowhere near as great as on the islands) and last but not least my favorite activity there: renting a 160hp motorcycle for $30 a day, but you have to drive at night if you really want to turn up the throttle

On Phuket: gogo bars, partying, shopping, lying on the beach, pakistani tailors, massage, shooting range (ak47's and stuff) and awesome scuba diving and snorkeling, day trips to very cool islands like Koh pipi fx.

On Koh Phangan is diving, drinking and the world famous full moon party

In before the next "looks or game" thread...


We have to troll somewhere! I mean fuck, floofy is off doing his movements and doesn't have time for his masters anymore
I found a new home.
Hi Gaiz

There are plenty of nice restaurants to take girls as well as good movie theatres (Paragon, Emporium, Central World).

I'm not really an expert for anything after the third date.

I didn't personally go to Pattaya, but haven't really heard anything positive about the place. From what I hear, the beaches are dirty and all the girls are those $20 whores everyone here seem to love on a level that doesn't seem healthy. At least the beaches in Phuket are nice, so I guess I'd recommend that over it.

Ping pong shows are funny, but probably a rip off. I'm wrote a long write up about what they do there and how I went there for free in my blog when I was still blogging about Thailand, so here's a link (and yea, the girl I went with was a whore - she never told me but it was kinda obvious 8D):

http://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=529588