On January 06 2009 00:32 Python817 wrote:
looks like hes trying to play a drum
saw that in another thread
hahahaha nice gif
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TheTank   United States. Jan 07 2009 01:28. Posts 830
i think that guy comes in a close second next to Derick Brassard of columbus...
what a pussy, trying to stick up for his teammate, gets into a fight he shouldn't have got in, gets his shit kicked in and then begs for mercy HAHA
official hockey fight video thread??
sigh...its like they are throwing money out of a helicopter and i dont have any hands...so i just break even.
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Fraser   Canada. Jan 07 2009 01:31. Posts 4605
On January 05 2009 23:20 Baal wrote:
how in the fuck is this thread worthy?
cause a cocky bitch made a fool of himself on TV. he looked like a 5 year old throwing a temper tantrum. u don't find that funny?
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Python817   Canada. Jan 07 2009 01:36. Posts 2733
at least it looks like he kind of won? lol
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TheTank   United States. Jan 07 2009 01:48. Posts 830
On January 07 2009 00:28 TheTank wrote:
official hockey fight video thread??
sigh...its like they are throwing money out of a helicopter and i dont have any hands...so i just break even.
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TheTank   United States. Jan 07 2009 01:50. Posts 830
these people invented the wii...
sigh...its like they are throwing money out of a helicopter and i dont have any hands...so i just break even.
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TheTank   United States. Jan 07 2009 02:02. Posts 830
i wish i was attached to the end of her while making this noise...
sigh...its like they are throwing money out of a helicopter and i dont have any hands...so i just break even.
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Baalim   Mexico. Jan 07 2009 02:09. Posts 34312
omg Hockey fights are fucking lame, they struggle to keep balance while throwing pathetic punches... has anybody ever gotten KOd cold in those retarded fights?.
why are they allowed in the first place? it makes no sense.
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TheTank   United States. Jan 07 2009 02:19. Posts 830
On January 07 2009 01:09 Baal wrote:
omg Hockey fights are fucking lame, they struggle to keep balance while throwing pathetic punches... has anybody ever gotten KOd cold in those retarded fights?.
why are they allowed in the first place? it makes no sense.
some1 is jealous b/c they don't have any ice in their country....
yes they get knocked out
sigh...its like they are throwing money out of a helicopter and i dont have any hands...so i just break even.
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TheTank   United States. Jan 07 2009 02:23. Posts 830
there baal. thats your KO
sigh...its like they are throwing money out of a helicopter and i dont have any hands...so i just break even.
Last edit: 07/01/2009 02:24
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capaneo   Canada. Jan 07 2009 02:29. Posts 8465
On January 07 2009 01:09 Baal wrote:
omg Hockey fights are fucking lame, they struggle to keep balance while throwing pathetic punches... has anybody ever gotten KOd cold in those retarded fights?.
why are they allowed in the first place? it makes no sense.
To sell tickets!
And ya the game is lame as hell.
Also when you have nothing to do outside cause its -475036 degrees you get some gravy on ur fries and watch these stuff!
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Last edit: 07/01/2009 02:33
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Baalim   Mexico. Jan 07 2009 02:40. Posts 34312
On January 07 2009 01:09 Baal wrote:
omg Hockey fights are fucking lame, they struggle to keep balance while throwing pathetic punches... has anybody ever gotten KOd cold in those retarded fights?.
why are they allowed in the first place? it makes no sense.
To sell tickets!
And ya the game is lame as hell.
Also when you have nothing to do outside cause its -475036 degrees you get some gravy on ur fries and watch these stuff!
lol yeah its retarded i mean lets allow fist fight in all sports, just cuz we can lol.
btw yeah i saw some KOs, i still dont get why do most of them take the helmet off? just duck while they punch and bam insta broken hand
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Bejamin1   Canada. Jan 07 2009 02:44. Posts 7042
On January 07 2009 01:09 Baal wrote:
omg Hockey fights are fucking lame, they struggle to keep balance while throwing pathetic punches... has anybody ever gotten KOd cold in those retarded fights?.
why are they allowed in the first place? it makes no sense.
To sell tickets!
And ya the game is lame as hell.
Also when you have nothing to do outside cause its -475036 degrees you get some gravy on ur fries and watch these stuff!
lol yeah its retarded i mean lets allow fist fight in all sports, just cuz we can lol.
btw yeah i saw some KOs, i still dont get why do most of them take the helmet off? just duck while they punch and bam insta broken hand
If a player takes his helmet off it's usually out of respect. Especially if they are wearing a visor. You can't fight guy wearing a visor because you'll cut up your hand. Hockey fights are fun, and they usually do it to pump up the crowd of their team. It also tends to happen after a dirty hit by the opposing team.
Sorry dude he Jason Bourned me. -Johnny Drama
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gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 07 2009 02:49. Posts 9015
go watch some camel racing or w/e it is that you guys do you silly persian
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TheTank   United States. Jan 07 2009 02:56. Posts 830
holy shit... so i was paroosing the youtube looking for mexicans fighting...when i came upon the us border patrol rofl
sigh...its like they are throwing money out of a helicopter and i dont have any hands...so i just break even.
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capaneo   Canada. Jan 07 2009 02:57. Posts 8465
whats more exciting than tieing a 4 year old to a camel and let it run at 50mph?
And by the way they do that in Arabs land not in Iran.
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Baalim   Mexico. Jan 07 2009 03:01. Posts 34312
flying carpet races?
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Cro)Deadman   Croatia. Jan 07 2009 05:24. Posts 3943
LMFAO.
Metagame Purposes.
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EXCELED   Canada. Jan 07 2009 06:44. Posts 401
oh man i remember this game, just a straight up brawl between them
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EXCELED   Canada. Jan 07 2009 06:54. Posts 401
probert arguably one of the best fighters all time in the NHL. he has some sweet tilts with domi too but heres a good long scrap vs mcsorley
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Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Jan 07 2009 09:07. Posts 9634
hockey is fucking ridiculous if i wanted to watch fights i would just see some boxing or MMA fights or stuff like this this is fckin pathetic either play the game or fight such a moronic kinda sport ...
i wonder what would happen if a guy like Vinnie Jones tries to play hockey and goes on rampage he ll wipe the whole play court out
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Liofle   Bulgaria. Jan 07 2009 09:18. Posts 274
i can't see why don't allow soccer players to stop the game suddenly and start wanking on the pitch.
1. Ladies would love it and => bigger audience => more money
2. Soccer players would have the opportunity to see who is more of a man by comparing their dicks and their throw...
3. Gays would love it and => bigger audience => more money.
So... why don't they do it, why do only NHL players have an opportunity to show off... idiot soccer associations!
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PplusAD   Germany. Jan 07 2009 09:24. Posts 7182
On January 07 2009 01:09 Baal wrote:
lol yeah its retarded i mean lets allow fist fight in all sports, just cuz we can lol.
I like that idea
I suddenly would be a lot better at all kinda sports
U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz)
Last edit: 07/01/2009 09:24
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dogmeat   Czech Republic. Jan 07 2009 20:47. Posts 6374
this one is good:
ban baal
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Baalim   Mexico. Jan 07 2009 20:57. Posts 34312
im curious what are the rules on fighting?
i mean i would fire Fedor for NHL and KO the whole team for the lest excuse he gets, insta win.
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nolan   Ireland. Jan 07 2009 21:55. Posts 6205
the rules are if you hit the goalie you get beat up basically and then it gets really complicated from tehre
On September 08 2008 10:07 Baal wrote: my head is a gyroscope, your argument is invalid
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gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 08 2009 00:35. Posts 9015
lol fire.. Hire
and its a 5 minute penalty to both fighters. If you just start wailing on some other guy, its usually a (game) misconduct, possible suspensions pending severity.
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Baalim   Mexico. Jan 08 2009 01:18. Posts 34312
On January 07 2009 23:35 gawdawaful wrote:
lol fire.. Hire
and its a 5 minute penalty to both fighters. If you just start wailing on some other guy, its usually a (game) misconduct, possible suspensions pending severity.
they get suspended??? then why on earth doesnt the coach tell them than the next asshole that fights is out of the team ?
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Sennpu   Canada. Jan 08 2009 02:28. Posts 1960
On January 07 2009 08:18 Liofle wrote:
i can't see why don't allow soccer players to stop the game suddenly and start wanking on the pitch.
1. Ladies would love it and => bigger audience => more money
2. Soccer players would have the opportunity to see who is more of a man by comparing their dicks and their throw...
3. Gays would love it and => bigger audience => more money.
So... why don't they do it, why do only NHL players have an opportunity to show off... idiot soccer associations!
If soccer player had cocks, they would be in the NHL instead.
then she ask me my qualities n bad qualities. so i tell her truth and she kinda laugh at me lol. then i ask her for hers and she gtg. i think it going ok. -Floofy
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Sennpu   Canada. Jan 08 2009 02:30. Posts 1960
On January 07 2009 23:35 gawdawaful wrote:
lol fire.. Hire
and its a 5 minute penalty to both fighters. If you just start wailing on some other guy, its usually a (game) misconduct, possible suspensions pending severity.
they get suspended??? then why on earth doesnt the coach tell them than the next asshole that fights is out of the team ?
They dont care if they're suspended, the coach doesnt care either win or lose, Players are paid fix $M/Year even if they cant play cuz of an injury and battle attract people so the coach get more money, its pretty obvious lol
then she ask me my qualities n bad qualities. so i tell her truth and she kinda laugh at me lol. then i ask her for hers and she gtg. i think it going ok. -Floofy
Last edit: 08/01/2009 02:31
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gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 08 2009 02:49. Posts 9015
suspensions = no pay. They either calculate it by days missed or games, I forgot which.
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EXCELED   Canada. Jan 08 2009 03:04. Posts 401
In the NHL its 5 minutes unless you get the instegator penalty. The game misconduct is for juniors isnt it>
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Baalim   Mexico. Jan 08 2009 04:13. Posts 34312
On January 07 2009 23:35 gawdawaful wrote:
lol fire.. Hire
and its a 5 minute penalty to both fighters. If you just start wailing on some other guy, its usually a (game) misconduct, possible suspensions pending severity.
they get suspended??? then why on earth doesnt the coach tell them than the next asshole that fights is out of the team ?
They dont care if they're suspended, the coach doesnt care either win or lose, Players are paid fix $M/Year even if they cant play cuz of an injury and battle attract people so the coach get more money, its pretty obvious lol
oh wow, that is ridiculously lame i mean, the goalie should be a naked big breasted women, just to attract ppl
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Baalim   Mexico. Jan 08 2009 04:16. Posts 34312
On January 07 2009 08:18 Liofle wrote:
i can't see why don't allow soccer players to stop the game suddenly and start wanking on the pitch.
1. Ladies would love it and => bigger audience => more money
2. Soccer players would have the opportunity to see who is more of a man by comparing their dicks and their throw...
3. Gays would love it and => bigger audience => more money.
So... why don't they do it, why do only NHL players have an opportunity to show off... idiot soccer associations!
If soccer player had cocks, they would be in the NHL instead.
if NHL players had balls they would race cars, where the ones doing the "checks" are trees.
I wish one of your guys had children if I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles so you can feel my pain because thats the pain I have waking up everyday -- Mike Tyson
its fast and emotional game, also kind of regulates what the refs dont see
I wish one of your guys had children if I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles so you can feel my pain because thats the pain I have waking up everyday -- Mike Tyson
I wish one of your guys had children if I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles so you can feel my pain because thats the pain I have waking up everyday -- Mike Tyson
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Fraser   Canada. Jan 08 2009 09:09. Posts 4605
I love hockey and i love emotional physical hockey games, but whats really really gay is how this year, every time a big body check is thrown, regardless of whether its clean or dirty, someone starts a fight. if its attempting to injure a star player then ya i can see it, but fuck bodychecks are way more a part of the game than fighting. players shouldnt have to scrap a 240 pound neanderthal everytime they throw a big hit.
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Dkent001   United States. Jan 08 2009 09:36. Posts 143
hahahhhaha
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TheTank   United States. Jan 08 2009 09:39. Posts 830
baal, it's a team thing man... the team won't care if your suspended because the team knows that you have a good reason for fighting, and they won't question you about it, and the team konws that everyone on the team would do the same given the roles were switched.
sigh...its like they are throwing money out of a helicopter and i dont have any hands...so i just break even.
On January 08 2009 08:39 TheTank wrote:
baal, it's a team thing man... the team won't care if your suspended because the team knows that you have a good reason for fighting, and they won't question you about it, and the team konws that everyone on the team would do the same given the roles were switched.
lol at this explaining why. It's team thing, you dont understand
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capaneo   Canada. Jan 08 2009 16:41. Posts 8465
Hockey players are just older version of frat boys. So do not really try to make sense of these stuff.
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TheTank   United States. Jan 08 2009 16:46. Posts 830
kemo - you know man, it's hard to explain.
everyone would do anything for one another and they understand each other better than anyone else...
baal will never know a friendship like that...
sigh...its like they are throwing money out of a helicopter and i dont have any hands...so i just break even.
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Parker417   United States. Jan 08 2009 17:13. Posts 331
girly man
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Baalim   Mexico. Jan 08 2009 17:25. Posts 34312
On January 08 2009 08:39 TheTank wrote:
baal, it's a team thing man... the team won't care if your suspended because the team knows that you have a good reason for fighting, and they won't question you about it, and the team konws that everyone on the team would do the same given the roles were switched.
No its retarded, the objective of the game is TO WIN, fighting acomplishes nothing thowards that goal, actually getting a 5min suspension makes it less likely for your team to win, so its not a team thing at all, on the contrary, its a selfish act of childish tantrum where you take your anger and put it in first place even before victory, that is pathetic.
Its pretty much like tilting in poker.
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Last edit: 08/01/2009 17:25
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gawdawaful   Canada. Jan 08 2009 20:09. Posts 9015
dont draw analogies when you have no knowledge of the topic baal
5min penalty does not put your team short a skater, and there are positives that can result from a fight (ie. waking up your team, making sure the other team isn't taking liberties with your star player, etc.)
A lot of sports can actually benefit from allowing some sort of accountability. US football comes to mind so that your star players (ie. QB) isn't just taking cheapshots after cheapshots from the scrubs on the other team.
It is NOT comparable at all to tilting in poker.
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Liofle   Bulgaria. Jan 08 2009 20:18. Posts 274
If fights were allowed in poker, Phil Hellmuth would be dead by now.