Sick Baller story - Page 3

On January 06 2009 07:42 Rekrul wrote: if this is a baller story then i should start a blog : /

rek: lolz u guys are so lame i have millions of stories!
lp.net: omg plz post them
rek: no


LOL wtf, seriously post them or shut up about it already.

On January 06 2009 08:12 Spitfiree wrote: am i the only one that finds this not funny at all ... its kinda stupid imo the guy either cant drink or is stupid beyond imagination ...

I second this.

I like the story where Durrrr tried to bribe a guy at the bowling alley so he and his friends would move up in line. Apparently Dwan has a habbit of giving out hundos whenever he needs a 'favor'. So he walks up to the guy with one in his hand. The guy laughs in his face and says 'no'.

Durrrr comes back to the group pretty shocked as he's never had this happen before. He looks down to realise it was a one dollar bill he was holding.

On January 06 2009 18:47 tomson wrote: I like the story where Durrrr tried to bribe a guy at the bowling alley so he and his friends would move up in line. Apparently Dwan has a habbit of giving out hundos whenever he needs a 'favor'. So he walks up with one to the guy. The guy laughs in his face and says 'no'. Durrrr comes back to the group pretty shocked as he's never had this happen before. He looks down to realise it was a one dollar bil he was holding.

lol

hahahahahaaha oh Durrrr, poor boy :D:D:D

On January 06 2009 18:48 Baal wrote: Show nested quote + On January 06 2009 18:47 tomson wrote: I like the story where Durrrr tried to bribe a guy at the bowling alley so he and his friends would move up in line. Apparently Dwan has a habbit of giving out hundos whenever he needs a 'favor'. So he walks up with one to the guy. The guy laughs in his face and says 'no'. Durrrr comes back to the group pretty shocked as he's never had this happen before. He looks down to realise it was a one dollar bil he was holding. lol

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLOL

Do it Dan!
Make just one blog, or write a story that is better then this one.

[ ] amazing
[x] worth atleast a read

ROFL AT DURRR

On January 07 2009 02:59 Rekrul wrote: Show nested quote + On January 06 2009 18:48 Baal wrote:   On January 06 2009 18:47 tomson wrote: I like the story where Durrrr tried to bribe a guy at the bowling alley so he and his friends would move up in line. Apparently Dwan has a habbit of giving out hundos whenever he needs a 'favor'. So he walks up with one to the guy. The guy laughs in his face and says 'no'. Durrrr comes back to the group pretty shocked as he's never had this happen before. He looks down to realise it was a one dollar bil he was holding. lol OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLOL

less silly sarcasm more stories or gtfo

i loled and who cares if its true or not, the part where he got his school things mailed was hillarious

I was friend with this guy in Dubai.
He bought a convertable murcielago without anyone in his family knowing (the family was in Iran obv).
He didnt have a driving license cause he was like 15.

So anyway one day we were riding in the high way at some very high speed and some cop saw us.
[We had done this before at least 5,6 other times with me in the car going at 300 km/h in the highway between cars with cops behind us but it was always either some Mercedec (SL55 or a FAB Design Mercedes CL) the kid had many cars and obv the family didnt know about any of them.]
So he put it into gear and we basically had a high way chase but the cops were no match. But the problem was that there was only like 1 other convertable murcielago in the whole city! And his was the only orange one. So anyway he parked the car in some random parking lot of a friends building and didnt touch it again!

btw the scaries part of the chase was that we had to change lanes at some points cause of the cameras and with all the cars at 1/3 of out speed that was like REALLY scary. But another friend that was in the car told me that "once you have an accident going 250 in one of these cars and walk out without a scratch you know its not that scary!!"


I actually have many many stories like that from the time I was in dubai and those people are sooo fucking rich and degenerate that no storie really impress me after that. Unless it envolves Raszi or someone who is just sick hero in a different way. But I have to add they are all intresting reads.

hmm i play on micro limits.
one time i bought a backpack cause i won a buy-in from a retard.

haha a backpack

why would you buy a backpack?

On January 07 2009 04:03 capaneo wrote: I was friend with this guy in Dubai. He bought a convertable murcielago without anyone in his family knowing (the family was in Iran obv). He didnt have a driving license cause he was like 15. So anyway one day we were riding in the high way at some very high speed and some cop saw us. [We had done this before at least 5,6 other times with me in the car going at 300 km/h in the highway between cars with cops behind us but it was always either some Mercedec (SL55 or a FAB Design Mercedes CL) the kid had many cars and obv the family didnt know about any of them.] So he put it into gear and we basically had a high way chase but the cops were no match. But the problem was that there was only like 1 other convertable murcielago in the whole city! And his was the only orange one. So anyway he parked the car in some random parking lot of a friends building and didnt touch it again! btw the scaries part of the chase was that we had to change lanes at some points cause of the cameras and with all the cars at 1/3 of out speed that was like REALLY scary. But another friend that was in the car told me that "once you have an accident going 250 in one of these cars and walk out without a scratch you know its not that scary!!" I actually have many many stories like that from the time I was in dubai and those people are sooo fucking rich and degenerate that no storie really impress me after that. Unless it envolves Raszi or someone who is just sick hero in a different way. But I have to add they are all intresting reads.

wow siiiick
me jealous a bit

pls post more

omg LOL. Baller indeed. Would be more baller if they gave him his car back

baller story?

On January 07 2009 04:03 capaneo wrote: I was friend with this guy in Dubai. He bought a convertable murcielago without anyone in his family knowing (the family was in Iran obv). He didnt have a driving license cause he was like 15. So anyway one day we were riding in the high way at some very high speed and some cop saw us. [We had done this before at least 5,6 other times with me in the car going at 300 km/h in the highway between cars with cops behind us but it was always either some Mercedec (SL55 or a FAB Design Mercedes CL) the kid had many cars and obv the family didnt know about any of them.] So he put it into gear and we basically had a high way chase but the cops were no match. But the problem was that there was only like 1 other convertable murcielago in the whole city! And his was the only orange one. So anyway he parked the car in some random parking lot of a friends building and didnt touch it again! btw the scaries part of the chase was that we had to change lanes at some points cause of the cameras and with all the cars at 1/3 of out speed that was like REALLY scary. But another friend that was in the car told me that "once you have an accident going 250 in one of these cars and walk out without a scratch you know its not that scary!!" I actually have many many stories like that from the time I was in dubai and those people are sooo fucking rich and degenerate that no storie really impress me after that. Unless it envolves Raszi or someone who is just sick hero in a different way. But I have to add they are all intresting reads.

300kmh? riiiiiiiiiiiiight.

On January 07 2009 04:05 vlseph wrote: hmm i play on micro limits. one time i bought a backpack cause i won a buy-in from a retard.

LOL, must have been one expensive backpack.

am i the only one that finds this story fucking stupid?

//brag i beat a guy for 150k

//i was backed and playing games i shouldn't have been in

//my backers an idiot who can't make it past midnight at a college party

//insurance companies are fuckin suckers